tunaplanet 0 #1 December 6, 2003 WHAT YOUR CAR SAYS ABOUT YOU Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people Chevrolet Chevette - I like people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie Porsche 944 - l am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than the Isuzu Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 December 6, 2003 That was good. Insult everyone here in just one post. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #3 December 6, 2003 I try. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Layton 0 #4 December 6, 2003 uh you didnt mention bmw i have motorcycles and the car too***if you are going ot be stupid you better be tough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #5 December 6, 2003 QuoteThat was good. Insult everyone here in just one post. Mine wasn't listed, I fell insulted by not being insulted My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 December 6, 2003 QuoteMine wasn't listed, I fell insulted by not being insulted You drive a Pacer, don't you? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #7 December 6, 2003 I kind of took pride in this one Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zonesFly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #8 December 6, 2003 Hell neither of my vehicles was listed.. I feel so...so...so....uninsulted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #9 December 6, 2003 My favorite was the Audi 90...yes a fellow teammate of mine did catch on fire. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpjumps 0 #10 December 6, 2003 neither was mine... and it is not a pacer!Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 December 6, 2003 I'm not insulted...that statement it doesn't apply to me (Honda Civic)__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 December 6, 2003 Thbpftpfptpftpfptf... My truck isn't on there. It says "Disregards traffic laws. Relies on others to move or be run over." ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #13 December 6, 2003 Quote You drive a Pacer, don't you? That's a good one But to answer your question, no I don't.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #14 December 6, 2003 Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic) I had a Saturn up until 3 weeks ago when I murdered it. Now, I"m looking for a Honda Civic. I graduated from hs 2 years ago, but I'm in the process of establishing credit, so it's somewhat true. Kinda freaky they were the same thing though.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #15 December 6, 2003 QuoteYou drive a Pacer, don't you? What's wrong with Pacers? Yves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #16 December 6, 2003 I didn't see what I drive!! Ford F-150 xlt Just wish I could pay for it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #17 December 6, 2003 They fear the wrath of the big truck owners. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #18 December 6, 2003 QuoteI didn't see what I drive!! Ford F-150 xlt We'll chalk that one up under the "I have a 3 inch penis" car. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #19 December 6, 2003 QuoteI didn't see what I drive!! Ford F-150 xlt Just wish I could pay for it! Here's my next car. http://www.smart.com/-snm-0135155096-1069681139-0000011354-0000000496-1070673204-enm-smart/content/en/en/smart/modelle/smartcabrio Be Smart. Small is beautiful! A microscopic Mercedes! Yves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #20 December 6, 2003 Quote "I have a 3 inch penis" That's very brave of you to talk about it so openly.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #21 December 6, 2003 QuoteThat's very brave of you to talk about it so openly. That's just the width Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #22 December 6, 2003 Are you bragging about your 3 inches of love?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 0 #23 December 6, 2003 Quote That's just the width Bummer for you dude, it's tough to find someone willing to take such a beast... Brave I say...My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #24 December 6, 2003 In the immortal words of Chris deBar "It's just like a penis, only smaller." (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #25 December 6, 2003 I drive a yellow mini and it fuckin rocks! Got a Cooper engine sat in my garage just waiting to be put in it. Mmm mmm. Wouldn't mind just a little more leg room in it but we can't have everything eh. www.freewebs.com/nutbarstuff/davesmini.txt ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
