shmali 0 #1 December 9, 2003 I especially love the the picture of said alarm clock. Wonder where the snooze button is http://www.procura.com/25400.html Pineappe Death Juice, If you have to ask you'd rather not know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #3 December 9, 2003 if it can make coffee i'd buy itif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
souleh 0 #4 December 9, 2003 Nice.. but i'd just yell at it to shut up then go back to sleep again 'buttplugs? where?' - geno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #5 December 9, 2003 Oh but you see it would appear that this one tempts you to get up with the smell of waffles!~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 December 9, 2003 So it would be a smell activated alarm clock then!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #7 December 9, 2003 QuoteSo it would be a smell activated alarm clock then!!! Actually it would still be a voice activated alarm clock (cause you give it voice commands), but would it make you a smell activated person??? ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 December 9, 2003 I'd tell it...."Hey, Missy! Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!" 10pts for anyone that names that quote. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #9 December 9, 2003 Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #10 December 9, 2003 QuoteI'd tell it...."Hey, Missy! Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!" 10pts for anyone that names that quote. Eric Cartman, when discussing why Stan should not get beaten up by his sister. I believe that is the episode the insane genetic engineer tries to clone Stan, and the clone gets out of control. Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 December 9, 2003 Cha-chomp, cha-chooie-chomp!!! We have a weiner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #12 December 9, 2003 I am and always will be the worlds best alarm clock. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #13 December 9, 2003 'Voice Activated Alarm Clock' is it.... Then I say, "WAFFLE ME, baby!" "...and then cook me some eggs....and get me some OJ...and bring me some Aspirin..." -funny, it didn't look like a picture of my husband. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #14 December 9, 2003 QuoteI am and always will be the worlds best alarm clock. Do you have a snooze button? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 December 9, 2003 QuoteDo you have a snooze button? Nope!! Nothing can stop my happy singing in the morning to wake everyone up. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littledebbie000 0 #16 December 9, 2003 Funny thing is, I'm making my lunch in one right now...didn't realize that I could use it to wake me up after my nap as well! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyyhi 0 #17 December 9, 2003 My roommate is the greatest alarm clock. . .although he is usually waking me up saying. . ."hey, lets go get some coffee". My response is always the same. . .dang, we are not skydiving today, can't I sleep in?________________________________________ Take risks not to escape life… but to prevent life from escaping. ~ A bumper sticker at the DZ FGF #6 Darcy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
