bmcd308 0 #26 December 29, 2003 Favorite quote: "The practice of researching potential targets is consistent with known methods of al-Qaida and other terrorist organizations that seek to maximize the likelihood of operational success through careful planning," the FBI wrote. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #27 December 29, 2003 QuoteFavorite quote: "The practice of researching potential targets is consistent with known methods of al-Qaida and other terrorist organizations that seek to maximize the likelihood of operational success through careful planning," the FBI wrote. I like this one better: QuoteThe FBI noted that use of almanacs or maps may be innocent, "the product of legitimate recreational or commercial activities." But it warned that when combined with suspicious behavior -- such as apparent surveillance -- a person with an almanac "may point to possible terrorist planning." That pretty much describes a tourist, doesn't it? "He had maps and when was spending extended periods of time near and taking pictures of historical landmarks. Terrorist!!!!" Tom Ridge should move his office to Salem, MA. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 December 29, 2003 QuoteThat pretty much describes a tourist, doesn't it? They only become terrorists if they have children under 9 yo with them. They are just little energetic anarchists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #29 December 30, 2003 Quote Airline Passenger "No sir, I swear the Kama Sutra is not a terrorist manual... it's Indian, not Arab, please no, please don't open that in front of my mo-" PMSL! I dont want to alarm anyone, but i did once see a guy look to the sky. I cant be certain, but i think he was just trying to plot a route with which to take evil steps... Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Botellines 0 #30 December 30, 2003 Quote That pretty much describes a tourist, doesn't it? With this and the new Patrioct act it has never been cheaper to do tourism in the US. You don´t need any more a round trip ticket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pleifer 0 #31 December 30, 2003 this makes me think of men in Black. Where he shot the little girl, beacuse she was carrying a physics book.. I should get arrested, for I have a pack of gum, some duck tape, and a pocket knife. Sure i could terroize....... I learned everything I need to know from McGuyver _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riggerrob 558 #32 December 30, 2003 Reminds me of a complaint from a friend who regularly flies Beavers and Otters between downtown Vancouver, downtown Victoria and downtown Seattle. US Customs officials gave him a hard time about the Leatherman multi-tool in his pocket. Don't know about you, but I would not trust any floatplane pilot who DID NOT carry a tool in his pocket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pleifer 0 #33 December 30, 2003 QuoteReminds me of a complaint from a friend who regularly flies Beavers and Otters between downtown Vancouver, downtown Victoria and downtown Seattle. US Customs officials gave him a hard time about the Leatherman multi-tool in his pocket. Don't know about you, but I would not trust any floatplane pilot who DID NOT carry a tool in his pocket! I just got a really funny pic in my head of someone flying a real beaver and otter, YOu know the ones with fur. ohh coffee when will you start working _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shedao 0 #34 December 30, 2003 On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason...Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that seventy percent of you is water...And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids... Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?...Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?... fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face." - Dr. Strangelove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #35 December 30, 2003 does the tin foil help hide you from the black helicopters?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #36 December 30, 2003 Are you familiar with the movie? It's an accurate quote.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Zenister 0 #37 December 30, 2003 tis amazing sometimes how quickly the thread of sarcasm gets derailed.. yes..i'm familar with the movie...in fact i'm looking at an old stack of navy AA drones in El Mirage for a renactment 'junk dive' or twelve...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shedao 0 #38 December 30, 2003 Quote does the tin foil help hide you from the black helicopters? No, I use a separate tin-foil suit for that. Besides, helicopters are just a distraction from what's really going on... Never mind, I've said too much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
pleifer 0 #31 December 30, 2003 this makes me think of men in Black. Where he shot the little girl, beacuse she was carrying a physics book.. I should get arrested, for I have a pack of gum, some duck tape, and a pocket knife. Sure i could terroize....... I learned everything I need to know from McGuyver _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 558 #32 December 30, 2003 Reminds me of a complaint from a friend who regularly flies Beavers and Otters between downtown Vancouver, downtown Victoria and downtown Seattle. US Customs officials gave him a hard time about the Leatherman multi-tool in his pocket. Don't know about you, but I would not trust any floatplane pilot who DID NOT carry a tool in his pocket! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #33 December 30, 2003 QuoteReminds me of a complaint from a friend who regularly flies Beavers and Otters between downtown Vancouver, downtown Victoria and downtown Seattle. US Customs officials gave him a hard time about the Leatherman multi-tool in his pocket. Don't know about you, but I would not trust any floatplane pilot who DID NOT carry a tool in his pocket! I just got a really funny pic in my head of someone flying a real beaver and otter, YOu know the ones with fur. ohh coffee when will you start working _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shedao 0 #34 December 30, 2003 On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason...Water is the source of all life. Seven tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, you realize that seventy percent of you is water...And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids... Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure grain alcohol?...Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?... fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face." - Dr. Strangelove Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #35 December 30, 2003 does the tin foil help hide you from the black helicopters?____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #36 December 30, 2003 Are you familiar with the movie? It's an accurate quote.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #37 December 30, 2003 tis amazing sometimes how quickly the thread of sarcasm gets derailed.. yes..i'm familar with the movie...in fact i'm looking at an old stack of navy AA drones in El Mirage for a renactment 'junk dive' or twelve...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shedao 0 #38 December 30, 2003 Quote does the tin foil help hide you from the black helicopters? No, I use a separate tin-foil suit for that. Besides, helicopters are just a distraction from what's really going on... Never mind, I've said too much... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
