cvfd1399 0 #26 January 14, 2004 What about the pube that somehow gets glued to the end and causes a split stream which you adjust for that ends up coming off leaving you having to recalculate your trajectory with blurry vision due to eye buggers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #27 January 15, 2004 For some of us the worst thing that can happen when we pee (without a wood, that is) is that we lose hold of the Precious One. It hurts like hell when it slaps onto the floor Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #28 January 15, 2004 that's f*cking hilarious!!!!_________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #29 January 15, 2004 Morning wood is so you don't have to leave the bed to pee.Amatures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #30 January 15, 2004 Absolutely Freakin Hilarious... Thanks! Ya know what burns me about women and the dagblasted toilet seat?.... Their always bitching about us leaving it up and we never seem gripe about it being left down. TRUTH; You can shake it, you can break it. You can beat it against the stall, but till you stick it in your pants that last dang drop won't fall! ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #31 January 15, 2004 Trying covering the toilet with saran wrap and then put the toilet seat down. The folks who do a back in at the toilet and sit down will be pissed off/on. Don't do this at home, a drunken party works and they will never figure out who did it. If you can keep a straight face. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kyros1 0 #32 January 15, 2004 QuoteQuoteMost mornings, us guys wake up with two things, a tremendous desire to pee and a penis so hard you could cut diamonds with it. ***** =====================================LMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #33 January 15, 2004 SO true. Standing on my head to pee because it's the 1st of the day ouch_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cruzlite 0 #34 January 15, 2004 The logic of a mind that created this masterpiece... I can only say flawless! You are truly an inspiration. Have you ever thought about running for President? Wiping the tears from my eyes... D PS; I've always wanted to know-what was the body count after you farted? (in your icon) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
