Funny quotes from Mardi Gras?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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I may have to pull out my "Go to jail" card!!!

Ooohhh....do I get a spanking with that?

You want a spanking in jail? Dude, maybe you should take a step back and stick with the sheep instead of asking to be jailbait.

[freeflir29 0]

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You want a spanking in jail?

I don't know......What are ya in for?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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You want a spanking in jail?

I don't know......What are ya in for?

OMG...stop it, Clay. Don't be so baaaaaad...lol!

[Snowwhite 0]

One of my favorites, Fast Eddie 'HEY BUDDY, WANNA BUY A DUCK??!!' .
This said at the top of his lungs at Applebys. Whole restaurant stopped to look

Then there was Nightjumps 'so I suppose now I am your beer bitch, and your jacket bitch, and your lime bitch?' As he was helping me settle in at the campfire first night there.

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[Snowwhite 0]

I give up. I figured out how to put bold in, but I don't know how to take it out, sorry...

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[n2skdvn 0]

hit the /b button after the words you want in bold

replace { with [

{b} hi {/b}

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[NightJumper 0]

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Then there was Nightjumps 'so I suppose now I am your beer bitch, and your jacket bitch, and your lime bitch?' As he was helping me settle in at the campfire first night there.

Beth is one of the nicest people you will ever get to meet. With that said all I can say is think "high maintenance" hehehehe.

[n2skdvn 0]

yea but clay and his alcohol delemina was a funny one, great rum runners BTW!

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[Aviatrr 0]

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So I remember one that stuck with me. Not the usualy yelling of "Cockatillios" but more off the wall stuff like

"I have corn issues."


What other good ones are out there?

I seem to remember one along the lines of....."Why is the hole so big?" Don't remember who said it(I think that was one of the days we started drinking at noon)...but they sure as hell walked into that one.. DOH!

Mike

[Snowwhite 0]

Beth is one of the nicest people you will ever get to meet. With that said all I can say is think "high maintenance" hehehehe.

[n2skdvn 0]

Beth it was great meeting you and your hubby had a great time. hope to see you at the wffc.

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[NightJumper 0]

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Geez, all I did was ask you to hold my beer, and my jacket, and my lime, and my knife, and my foil.....
I bought my own beer, I thought that made me LOW maintenance!

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Being a bitch boy for you for a week would make the Adkins diet look like a wast of time.

[freeflir29 0]

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"Why is the hole so big?"

"Cause I have a HUGE FUCKING COCK man!!!!!!!! "

I thought my spleen was gonna fall out I laughed so hard.

[Casie 0]

WTF....how could you possibly forget to mention something about wearing shoes in the car????

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[Kennedy 0]

I seem to recall everyone enjoyed my little impromptu speech at the Shed.

random hottie: "I'm sorry."
me to her: "I'm not"
me to dotcommers: "Chicks want honesty and communication, right?"

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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[Casie 0]

Yes, I recall it & it's on video. I'm sure you recall me saying....we don't all fall for that

~Porn Kitty
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[dove 0]

Waitress in a restaurant to Ron: "Sorry about your wait."

Me: "Why, does he look fat to you?"

I just love a play on words.

Fall in dove.

[Aviatrr 0]

One of the most memorable things I heard this boogie...since I heard it from several different people....

"Dude, that was you?! DON'T DO THAT!"



Mike

[yardhippie 0]

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One of the most memorable things I heard this boogie...since I heard it from several different people....

"Dude, that was you?! DON'T DO THAT!"



Mike

hmmmm.... I WONDER who said that.... and WHY!?

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

[Aviatrr 0]

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One of the most memorable things I heard this boogie...since I heard it from several different people....

"Dude, that was you?! DON'T DO THAT!"



Mike

hmmmm.... I WONDER who said that.... and WHY!?

Well...you were the second(of like 4 or 5) to say something along those lines.....but I have no idea why anybody was saying that.. You guys must've all been confused....move along! Nothing to see here!

Mike

[Casie 0]

LMAO! WHATEVER, I know why but I mustn't say sooooo MIKE can move along & forget it happened

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[n2skdvn 0]

i remember hearing about it and thinking" that was you!!!"

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[kansasskydiver 0]

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I seem to recall everyone enjoyed my little impromptu speech at the Shed.

random hottie: "I'm sorry."
me to her: "I'm not"
me to dotcommers: "Chicks want honesty and communication, right?"

yes that's correct and I have possestion of the video and it's converting to a .wmv file as we speak. When I get home I'm going to upload my Gras boogie video. It's abotu 12 mins long. Good stuff, good stuff!

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[Aviatrr 0]

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LMAO! WHATEVER, I know why but I mustn't say sooooo MIKE can move along & forget it happened

Hey, I walked away after that skydive...that's all that matters..

My back is still killin me from that opening on the next jump, though.... I'm starting to wonder if there may be some damage.. It's gotten a little better, but not a whole hell of a lot..

Mike

[Casie 0]

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LMAO! WHATEVER, I know why but I mustn't say sooooo MIKE can move along & forget it happened

Hey, I walked away after that skydive...that's all that matters..

My back is still killin me from that opening on the next jump, though.... I'm starting to wonder if there may be some damage.. It's gotten a little better, but not a whole hell of a lot..

Mike

Glad you did walk away! Sorry your back still hurts It was funny as SHIT though the amount of people.....me being one, who commented on not knowing it was you who did that at the time.

~Porn Kitty
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