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I think everyone has a friend like that. Mine was named MacIntyre. I don't think he even had a first name. Mother F'er was sick. Even compared to the best (worst?) jumpers I know.

I have two words: "mung diving"

If you don't know, don't look it up. It has scarred me. :|




I really don't want to know...my friend told me all about some of the most disgusting things and to tell you the truth...::shiver::...EWWWWWWWWW!:S
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it's one of those things you wish you could rip from your memory, but you know it will ALWAYS be there. I just make it a point not to tell others, because putting it into words turns my stomach.


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........but then she shit on me



OK, I kid you not, but I went to this famous art college where one girl's performance art project was "shitting into a guy's mouth". I think that he used Saran Wrap in his mouth or something. Either way, it just cannot be too sanitary. :|



EWWWWWW! Well did he get laid after that? :o :P

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
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WWWWW! Well did he get laid after that? :o :P



How the hell would I know? I didn't know those freaks. I just heard about that "performance piece".

(shudder)




The question is...why would you let someone shat in your mouth to get laid?...EWWWW!!!!B|
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WWWWW! Well did he get laid after that? :o :P



How the hell would I know? I didn't know those freaks. I just heard about that "performance piece".

(shudder)



Hahaha I thought you went to school with them so I figured they were your buddies. My bad.

Gotta go... plaything needs to spank me
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