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hey.. dont go stealing my moment w/ your damnable talk of marshmellow easter goodness!




Hey, you are just jealous...'cause I have peeps you don't!!!!!!!!!!!:D


~R+R:)



nope, cuz im still devowerig the insane amout of girlscout cookies I have! :S:P
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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nope, cuz im still devowerig the insane amout of girlscout cookies I have! :S:P




Are they made of Girl Scouts?:ph34r:


~R+R:)



nope, theyre only dressed like em! mmm.... boxes and boxes! :o:D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
Mohoso Rodriguez #865

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Find one nice girl and make love to her forever.





I tried that........but then she shit on me and I had to drive over her with a truck. ;):D




I think you put this in the wrong thread...:D
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I think that he used Saran Wrap in his mouth or something.




Thank God!!!!! I'm a freak and all but.....that's FREAKY!!!!!!



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Either way, it just cannot be too sanitary.




I don't think sanitary was the point. :D



"You guys.......My Mom is NOT in a German Scheitzer Movie!" -Eric Cartman :D

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........but then she shit on me



OK, I kid you not, but I went to this famous art college where one girl's performance art project was "shitting into a guy's mouth". I think that he used Saran Wrap in his mouth or something. Either way, it just cannot be too sanitary. :|




I can't believe I am asking this question...but isn't that called a "Steaming Carl"...ewwwwww...
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I can't believe I am asking this question...but isn't that called a "Steaming Carl"...ewwwwww...



OMG...how totally disgusting. I have no idea if there are "terms" for that kind of thing. Yuck.

I'm just glad that I didn't witness it. I think that I was a Freshman when she was supposedly graduating my college.

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Ewwwww....

Why... How...do you know that!?!




LoL...one of my guy friends was showing me some "terms" for different fetishes....he was trying (and succeeded) in grossing me out!!!!!!!!:SB|


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Find one nice girl and make love to her forever.





I tried that........but then she shit on me and I had to drive over her with a truck. ;):D



That reminds me of a poem I heard.


"I miss her sometimes"


I ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day.

Then I backed up and ran into her again.

I MISS HER SOMETIMES!

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I think everyone has a friend like that. Mine was named MacIntyre. I don't think he even had a first name. Mother F'er was sick. Even compared to the best (worst?) jumpers I know.

I have two words: "mung diving"

If you don't know, don't look it up. It has scarred me. :|
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