tricky 0 #1 April 12, 2004 Anyone have any funny/comical/light-hearted quotes about life? I have a small collection going... Just lookin' for a few more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kpjumps 0 #2 April 12, 2004 Can't take credit for this one, it is the sig line of somebody in here. If I could remember who I'd give them credit, but it cracks me up every time I see it: Don't take life to seriously, nobody gets out alive! ________Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dixieskydiver 0 #3 April 12, 2004 Someone chalked some good ones at Clemson last week. One I put in my profile is "Someone is never perfect until you fall in love with them." aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then by girlfriend broke up with me. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #4 April 12, 2004 I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyThomas 0 #5 April 12, 2004 QuoteAnyone have any funny/comical/light-hearted quotes about life? I have a small collection going... Just lookin' for a few more Yeah. Here's a CrazyIvan quote: Let me be the first to BUST YOUR BALLS! Oh yeah......and don't let me forget.... IBTL!!!!! Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Tink1717 2 #6 April 12, 2004 I skydive because I can't handle golf.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites damion75 0 #7 April 12, 2004 Its easier to get forgiveness then permission!Life is like a box of chocolates, brown and slightly squishy on the inside. When the glass is less than half full, get another bottle!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #8 April 12, 2004 -Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. -When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy. -I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wallygator 0 #9 April 12, 2004 if a gander is a goose. and a goat a ram. a donkey and ass, then why is a ram in the ass a goose? -------------------------------------------------- who Jah bless Let no man curse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #10 April 12, 2004 my sig is for the computer geeks!!!(look below)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #11 April 12, 2004 QuoteI'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy. What the hell is a 'pre-frontal' lobotomy? Medically speaking, this doesn't make any sense. The way I've heard the saying is, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy". ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites quade 3 #12 April 12, 2004 Well, I had the lobotomy . . . so, um, yeah. And, um, not that I know squat about anatomy (specifically neurology), but, the prefrontal area is the very front of the frontal lobe of the brain and is considered to be a separate area with its own functions. A quick google comes up with: Quote The prefrontal lobe comprises the vast area of the frontal lobe anterior to the motor cortex and includes the undersurface of the frontal lobe, or the orbital region. Source: http://www.chiroweb.com/archives/13/14/05.html Also, it makes the joke funnier since it improves the rhythm aspect of it as well as the obvious extra satisfaction of having a "free" bottle. Of course, if you have to explain a joke, then perhaps it wasn't worth it. Then again, only YOU would attempt to pick this nit. Wrongly, I might add.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Orchid 0 #13 April 12, 2004 "Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you.""Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DrunkMonkey 0 #14 April 12, 2004 "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." "Throw fine champagne on me once, shame on you. Throw fine champagne on me twice, shame on me." Well then, shame on me." -Christopher Walken as "The Continental" "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." -Norm, from "Cheers" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ltdiver 3 #15 April 13, 2004 Hey, you got your politics....I've got my anatomy. I understand the biology of it. It just didn't fit with the popular saying. See the t-shirt. If people would like to experience the whole song here it is too. pfffftttt! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #16 April 13, 2004 "Fuck them bitches........light em up!" -Me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheBile 0 #17 April 13, 2004 A few tears are like a few kisses - what harm can they do ? Believe in health, wealth and happiness as long as it doesn't make you ill, poor or miserable Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another Golf without bunkers and hazards would be lame and monotonous. So would life Have the courage to live, anyone can die I believe I shall live forever and continue in this belief untill the day I die If you want life to be plain sailing don't get the wind up I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be around when it happens Just about the time we learn to make the most of life, most of it is gone Life is a joke and all things show it. I thought so once and now I know it Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but playing a poor hand well Life's a bitch, and then you die Midlife crisis is that moment when you realise your children and your clothes are about the same age Short as life is, we make it shorter by the careless waste of time Study as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die tomorrow The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do The only real failure in life is giving up The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along There is more to life than increasing it's speed There is nothing at all in life except what we put there Variety's the very spice of life that gives it all its flavour We must live not as we like, but as we can What makes life worth living is that the unexpected so often happens What you do not expect happens more frequently than what you do Strange new experiences will add to your joy of living As we advance in life, we learn the limits of our abilities New friends and new experiences will enrich your lifeGerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #18 April 14, 2004 "Never drive through a small southern town at 90 mph with the sheriff's drunk teenage daughter on your lap." yep, chicken soup for the soul, that one is. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
kpjumps 0 #2 April 12, 2004 Can't take credit for this one, it is the sig line of somebody in here. If I could remember who I'd give them credit, but it cracks me up every time I see it: Don't take life to seriously, nobody gets out alive! ________Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #3 April 12, 2004 Someone chalked some good ones at Clemson last week. One I put in my profile is "Someone is never perfect until you fall in love with them." aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then by girlfriend broke up with me. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #4 April 12, 2004 I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyThomas 0 #5 April 12, 2004 QuoteAnyone have any funny/comical/light-hearted quotes about life? I have a small collection going... Just lookin' for a few more Yeah. Here's a CrazyIvan quote: Let me be the first to BUST YOUR BALLS! Oh yeah......and don't let me forget.... IBTL!!!!! Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #6 April 12, 2004 I skydive because I can't handle golf.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
damion75 0 #7 April 12, 2004 Its easier to get forgiveness then permission!Life is like a box of chocolates, brown and slightly squishy on the inside. When the glass is less than half full, get another bottle!*************** Not one shred of evidence supports the theory that life is serious - look at the platypus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #8 April 12, 2004 -Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. -When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy. -I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wallygator 0 #9 April 12, 2004 if a gander is a goose. and a goat a ram. a donkey and ass, then why is a ram in the ass a goose? -------------------------------------------------- who Jah bless Let no man curse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #10 April 12, 2004 my sig is for the computer geeks!!!(look below)if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #11 April 12, 2004 QuoteI'd rather have a free bottle in front of me, than a pre-frontal lobotomy. What the hell is a 'pre-frontal' lobotomy? Medically speaking, this doesn't make any sense. The way I've heard the saying is, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy". ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #12 April 12, 2004 Well, I had the lobotomy . . . so, um, yeah. And, um, not that I know squat about anatomy (specifically neurology), but, the prefrontal area is the very front of the frontal lobe of the brain and is considered to be a separate area with its own functions. A quick google comes up with: Quote The prefrontal lobe comprises the vast area of the frontal lobe anterior to the motor cortex and includes the undersurface of the frontal lobe, or the orbital region. Source: http://www.chiroweb.com/archives/13/14/05.html Also, it makes the joke funnier since it improves the rhythm aspect of it as well as the obvious extra satisfaction of having a "free" bottle. Of course, if you have to explain a joke, then perhaps it wasn't worth it. Then again, only YOU would attempt to pick this nit. Wrongly, I might add.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #13 April 12, 2004 "Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I may not forget you.""Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrunkMonkey 0 #14 April 12, 2004 "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug." "Throw fine champagne on me once, shame on you. Throw fine champagne on me twice, shame on me." Well then, shame on me." -Christopher Walken as "The Continental" "It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear." -Norm, from "Cheers" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #15 April 13, 2004 Hey, you got your politics....I've got my anatomy. I understand the biology of it. It just didn't fit with the popular saying. See the t-shirt. If people would like to experience the whole song here it is too. pfffftttt! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 April 13, 2004 "Fuck them bitches........light em up!" -Me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #17 April 13, 2004 A few tears are like a few kisses - what harm can they do ? Believe in health, wealth and happiness as long as it doesn't make you ill, poor or miserable Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another Golf without bunkers and hazards would be lame and monotonous. So would life Have the courage to live, anyone can die I believe I shall live forever and continue in this belief untill the day I die If you want life to be plain sailing don't get the wind up I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be around when it happens Just about the time we learn to make the most of life, most of it is gone Life is a joke and all things show it. I thought so once and now I know it Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but playing a poor hand well Life's a bitch, and then you die Midlife crisis is that moment when you realise your children and your clothes are about the same age Short as life is, we make it shorter by the careless waste of time Study as if you were to live forever. Live as if you were to die tomorrow The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do The only real failure in life is giving up The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along There is more to life than increasing it's speed There is nothing at all in life except what we put there Variety's the very spice of life that gives it all its flavour We must live not as we like, but as we can What makes life worth living is that the unexpected so often happens What you do not expect happens more frequently than what you do Strange new experiences will add to your joy of living As we advance in life, we learn the limits of our abilities New friends and new experiences will enrich your lifeGerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 April 14, 2004 "Never drive through a small southern town at 90 mph with the sheriff's drunk teenage daughter on your lap." yep, chicken soup for the soul, that one is. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
