Slappie 9 #1 April 26, 2004 Well in my many searches and stumblings across the internet. I have finally found the guarded secret. What is cybersex? I know we've all wondered or even wanted to be a vouyer into this secret world of internet chat sex. Well I have found a place you can see it for all it's gory details. Here are the Cyber logs for one person who isn't embarrassed about their internet fetish. Disclaimer:**Warning may cause extreme outbursts of uncontrolable laughter** "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romericus 0 #2 April 26, 2004 "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass." I saw this about a year ago and this remains my favorite line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #3 April 26, 2004 I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #4 April 26, 2004 Wow - Some of those must have been written by the most pathetic losers in the entire world. My favorite was "Practice Safe CyberSex" - You don't want to get an STD, you know.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yoink 321 #5 April 26, 2004 tragically funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Unstable 8 #6 April 26, 2004 [Teen Girl Squad Leader] You all Need Boyfriends [/Teen Girl Squad Leader]=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #7 April 26, 2004 Quote Whats wrong turtle? Annoyed someone copied your discussions?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #8 April 26, 2004 QuoteWhats wrong turtle? Annoyed someone copied your discussions? LMFAO! and that "Casper" one cracked me up. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Slappie 9 #9 April 26, 2004 QuoteQuote Whats wrong turtle? Annoyed someone copied your discussions? Remi that was classic!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bshl 0 #10 April 26, 2004 Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #11 April 26, 2004 I was expecting some juicy talk......I can do better than that~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites catfishhunter 1 #12 April 26, 2004 Oh really? MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #13 April 26, 2004 QuoteOh really? Just ask Remi~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #14 April 26, 2004 Wait a minute!!!! Dont start spreading rumours like this!!!!! I'm being framed!!!!!!!!!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #15 April 26, 2004 QuoteWait a minute!!!! Dont start spreading rumours like this!!!!! I'm being framed!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #16 April 26, 2004 QuoteLIAR!! It's not cybersex when people send you unsolicited porn. Its more a case of stalking. Ya, thats it, I was being stalked.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #17 April 26, 2004 ....just pulling your leg Remi~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brains 2 #18 April 26, 2004 QuoteIt's not cybersex when people send you unsolicited porn. Its more a case of stalking. Ya, thats it, I was being stalked. Considering the subjuct ( or accused) i can believe that, she is afterall, a self proclaimed "Horny Toad" Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 24 #19 April 26, 2004 QuoteConsidering the subjuct Its amazing that considering the language barrier, a texan and a frog can even have a conversation....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Casie 0 #20 April 26, 2004 QuoteQuoteConsidering the subjuct Its amazing that considering the language barrier, a texan and a frog can even have a conversation.... Can ya'll please stop talking about me as if I'm not here Brains: Btw.....I am a horny toad......what's it to ya?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #21 April 26, 2004 That's funny sh*t. This passage is funny (from "boy" and "girl"): QuoteBoy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Just twisted... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TribalTalon 0 #22 April 26, 2004 dude.. that was the funniest shit i've read in a long time on the internet. thanks! i really needed that laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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turtlespeed 212 #3 April 26, 2004 I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #4 April 26, 2004 Wow - Some of those must have been written by the most pathetic losers in the entire world. My favorite was "Practice Safe CyberSex" - You don't want to get an STD, you know.....=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 321 #5 April 26, 2004 tragically funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #6 April 26, 2004 [Teen Girl Squad Leader] You all Need Boyfriends [/Teen Girl Squad Leader]=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #7 April 26, 2004 Quote Whats wrong turtle? Annoyed someone copied your discussions?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #8 April 26, 2004 QuoteWhats wrong turtle? Annoyed someone copied your discussions? LMFAO! and that "Casper" one cracked me up. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #9 April 26, 2004 QuoteQuote Whats wrong turtle? Annoyed someone copied your discussions? Remi that was classic!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bshl 0 #10 April 26, 2004 Blue skies and happy landings! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #11 April 26, 2004 I was expecting some juicy talk......I can do better than that~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
catfishhunter 1 #12 April 26, 2004 Oh really? MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #13 April 26, 2004 QuoteOh really? Just ask Remi~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #14 April 26, 2004 Wait a minute!!!! Dont start spreading rumours like this!!!!! I'm being framed!!!!!!!!!!!!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #15 April 26, 2004 QuoteWait a minute!!!! Dont start spreading rumours like this!!!!! I'm being framed!!!!!!!!!!!! LIAR!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #16 April 26, 2004 QuoteLIAR!! It's not cybersex when people send you unsolicited porn. Its more a case of stalking. Ya, thats it, I was being stalked.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #17 April 26, 2004 ....just pulling your leg Remi~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #18 April 26, 2004 QuoteIt's not cybersex when people send you unsolicited porn. Its more a case of stalking. Ya, thats it, I was being stalked. Considering the subjuct ( or accused) i can believe that, she is afterall, a self proclaimed "Horny Toad" Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #19 April 26, 2004 QuoteConsidering the subjuct Its amazing that considering the language barrier, a texan and a frog can even have a conversation....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #20 April 26, 2004 QuoteQuoteConsidering the subjuct Its amazing that considering the language barrier, a texan and a frog can even have a conversation.... Can ya'll please stop talking about me as if I'm not here Brains: Btw.....I am a horny toad......what's it to ya?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #21 April 26, 2004 That's funny sh*t. This passage is funny (from "boy" and "girl"): QuoteBoy: No. I'm in hiding. Girl: LOL Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me! Boy: This shit is serious! Girl: What are you hiding from? Boy: The cops. Girl: gimme a fucking break Boy: I'm serious. Girl: I don't get it Boy: The cops are after me. Girl: For what? Boy: I'm wanted in three states Girl: For??? Boy: It's kindof embarrasing. Boy: I had sex with a turkey. Boy: Hello? Girl: You are fucking sick. Boy: Send me your picture. Just twisted... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #22 April 26, 2004 dude.. that was the funniest shit i've read in a long time on the internet. thanks! i really needed that laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
