Cajundude 0 #1 June 23, 2004 The previous poll sparked an idea! Maybe us men could whore ourselves out to buy new rigs and jump tickets! WILL HUMP FOR JUMP... Wanna see sprig so I can get a new rig? I'd consider it for certain select women but I guess you can't pick and choose in this business. Edit for coupon: [url]http://www.sendacoupon.com/presentcoupon.php?coupon=1088002552 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 June 23, 2004 Ladies...for the record, I'm for FREE __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #3 June 23, 2004 QuoteWILL HUMP FOR JUMP... Wanna see sprig so I can get a new rig? Ok, that was hilarious...however, I don't think I would pay for sex, unless you mean purchase a vibrator and batteries...but I haven't resorted to that yet... ~R+R~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #4 June 23, 2004 QuoteLadies...for the record, I'm for FREE Whatever! I need at least a jump and a pack.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #5 June 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteLadies...for the record, I'm for FREE Whatever! I need at least a jump and a pack. WoW...your expensive... ~R+R...I don't know if I can handle that steep of a charge...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #6 June 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteLadies...for the record, I'm for FREE Whatever! I need at least a jump and a pack. This is what I'm talkin' about Turtle. I'll jump and pack her and she can buy me a pack and a jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #7 June 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLadies...for the record, I'm for FREE Whatever! I need at least a jump and a pack. This is what I'm talkin' about Turtle. I'll jump and pack her and she can buy me a pack and a jump! ~R+R...Ok, I need to get ready for work now......ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #8 June 23, 2004 QuoteLadies...for the record, I'm for FREE Ummm, you might want to think about paying for it yourself....or lose the lightsaber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #9 June 23, 2004 QuoteUmmm, you might want to think about paying for it yourself....or lose the lightsaber DUDE!!!! I'm trying to score over here. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #10 June 23, 2004 ROFLMAO!!! Well, since I cannot afford to pay for you men in this thread, I guess that we'll NEVER have sex... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 June 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteLadies...for the record, I'm for FREE Whatever! I need at least a jump and a pack. This is what I'm talkin' about Turtle. I'll jump and pack her and she can buy me a pack and a jump! Hey! Go work your own corner Gone are the days of inequality - but I'll be a poor skydiveless Mutha F***er Edited to say that I just saw the poll and I think I might just be in luck. Oh and I DO offer in-house financing.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #12 June 23, 2004 Hey, I'm willing to throw you a bone....so to speak. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 June 23, 2004 I'll take a check...a bad check... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #14 June 23, 2004 Nope. Never have...never will. What's that old saying...."With one of these...I can get as many of those as I want. "Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #15 June 23, 2004 QuoteROFLMAO!!! Well, since I cannot afford to pay for you men in this thread, I guess that we'll NEVER have sex... I would absolutely without a doubt give you a free one!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #16 June 23, 2004 Ah please... we all know us men are cheap, cheap whores. We just give it away at any drop of a hat. Stop kidding yourselfs Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #17 June 23, 2004 Quote would absolutely without a doubt give you a free one!!!! Some of you guys are lousy whores and need to get jacked up by your pimps. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #18 June 23, 2004 Quote Nope. Never have...never will. What's that old saying...."With one of these...I can get as many of those as I want. " Yeah but those come with strings and stalkers - for just a few dollars, you have no worry about being stalked or a phone call in the wee hours. Oh, wait - nevermind the call thing(Drunk Dials and all that) - But the service you would be provided with is 100% stalker free and certified by ISPP (International Society of Pimps and Prostitutes) for quality assurance. Here at the ISPP, it all about you!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #19 June 23, 2004 Can I still charge for for landing off DZ ? ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajundude 0 #20 June 23, 2004 QuoteQuote would absolutely without a doubt give you a free one!!!! Some of you guys are lousy whores and need to get jacked up by your pimps. Remster is correct in a sense and since I'm not a professional manwhore, yet, Vanilla gets a free one. I haven't met her in person but her pics pretty much sum it up. Does it get any better? And Kev, like you wouldn't give a free one to Vanilla or Miss Plaything! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 June 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuote would absolutely without a doubt give you a free one!!!! Some of you guys are lousy whores and need to get jacked up by your pimps. Remster is correct in a sense and since I'm not a professional manwhore, yet, Vanilla gets a free one. I haven't met her in person but her pics pretty much sum it up. Does it get any better? And Kev, like you wouldn't give a free one to Vanilla or Miss Plaything! Doode - this isn't like trying to get into the video concession - you don't get to "do a free one and if you like it -- you can buy it" No No WAY , No HOW, you betta get yo'self a Pipm Biotch and GET OFF MY CORNER!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #22 June 23, 2004 QuoteAnd Kev, like you wouldn't give a free one to Vanilla or Miss Plaything! Of course I would, but I'd expect my pimp to kick my ass...not saying it wouldn't be worth it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #23 June 23, 2004 Hey, if I buy a pair of shoes I try em on first ! Gotta have a test drive man! ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #24 June 23, 2004 QuoteBut the service you would be provided with is 100% stalker free and certified by ISPP (International Society of Pimps and Prostitutes) for quality assurance. Here at the ISPP, it all about you! So...what you're really saying is that if it's not any good, there's a free one coming and the woman gets to pick who? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LivingLegend 0 #25 June 23, 2004 All part of the customer service lady. If youre not happy you're entitled to a refund - surely ? After all, where would we be in this game without "word of mouth" ? ________________________________________ 1.618 ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
