sunshine 2 #1 July 1, 2004 I hate my new job. I got transferred to the freakin accounting department and i hate it. I can't be on dzcom or IM at work. And my new boss is a biotch!! I might have to start screwing the company network admin so he'll let me get back on dzcom.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #2 July 1, 2004 But you get off at 3, right?? Man, if your NetAdmin folks look like my NetAdmin folks...drink lots of beer and put a bag over his head. Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #3 July 1, 2004 I'm a network admin, they have any job openings? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #4 July 1, 2004 Software Developers are much hotter When you coming down to visit us in SDA again? Blues, IanPerformance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shananay 0 #5 July 1, 2004 QuoteSoftware Developers are much hotter You know you are soo right!!! Hey sweety! As soon as I possibly can be. I had the most fun EVER! Totally need to get some more of that action. Keep the place hopping and Katie and I will be down there before you know it... tell everyone we send our love! Do it Again! P.M.S. #22 LaLa Gang #4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #6 July 1, 2004 QuoteI hate my new job. I got transferred to the freakin accounting department and i hate it. I can't be on dzcom or IM at work. And my new boss is a biotch!! I might have to start screwing the company network admin so he'll let me get back on dzcom.... Put chocolate flavored ex-lax in her next double mocha... that'll teach her. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 July 1, 2004 QuotePut chocolate flavored ex-lax in her next double mocha... that'll teach her At least she would leave me alone while she was in the bathroom. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #8 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuotePut chocolate flavored ex-lax in her next double mocha... that'll teach her At least she would leave me alone while she was in the bathroom. Ooh put itching powder on the toilet seat covers first... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #9 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuotePut chocolate flavored ex-lax in her next double mocha... that'll teach her At least she would leave me alone while she was in the bathroom. Ooh put itching powder on the toilet seat covers first... you a bad GFD! BAD! now go to my room! eerrrr. your room! Sunny... find her car, put limburger cheese on the muffler, in the wheels etc.... most stinky! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #10 July 1, 2004 "my boss makes me do work." -> "put rotting food in her car." Did I miss a step, or a story, or something along the way, or have I pretty much got the jist of the "problem" at hand? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 July 1, 2004 Hey, don't try to be all "work ethic-y". This is dz.com . . . we go to work so that we can post whore to kill time between jumps. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #12 July 1, 2004 Rub lice into her chair. Have a camera ready when she has to shave her head.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 July 1, 2004 QuoteRub lice into her chair. Have a camera ready when she has to shave her head. I think that's the most fucked up thing I've ever read on here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #14 July 1, 2004 You job doesn't suck so bad that you can't call the innocent on the clock... The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteRub lice into her chair. Have a camera ready when she has to shave her head. I think that's the most fucked up thing I've ever read on here. really? are you sure? BTW, where does one get lice to rub into a chain anyways? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 July 1, 2004 QuoteQuoteQuoteRub lice into her chair. Have a camera ready when she has to shave her head. I think that's the most fucked up thing I've ever read on here. really? are you sure? BTW, where does one get lice to rub into a chain anyways? And can Snakes really get lice?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #17 July 1, 2004 QuoteHey, don't try to be all "work ethic-y". This is dz.com . . . we go to work so that we can post whore to kill time between jumps. Kelly Sorry... Long day... My bad. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
climbnjump 0 #18 July 2, 2004 QuoteI might have to start screwing the company network admin so he'll let me get back on dzcom.... Hey, I'm a network admin. Pick me, pick me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windwalker 0 #19 July 2, 2004 QuoteHey, don't try to be all "work ethic-y". This is dz.com . . . we go to work so that we can post whore to kill time between jumps. Kelly She probably works for an Accountant. Ethics shouldn't be an issue. I'm a network admin at an accounting firm. BITTER, I'M NOT BITTER, a bit disgruntled perhaps... ------------------------------------------------------- Windwalker Whatever doesn't kill me, just makes me cry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Laurel 0 #20 July 2, 2004 I sho hate it for you. Did I mention that part of my job, at one point, was surfing around the Playboy site to gather information for a party we were throwing in conjuction with Playboy? Sorry. I just had to throw that in. ..................................................................... PMS#28, Pelogrande Rodriguez#1074 My Pink M Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #21 July 2, 2004 Quotemy job, at one point, was surfing around the Playboy site Coolest.Job.Ever.Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 July 2, 2004 Quotemy boss makes me do work." -> "put rotting food in her car." Did I miss a step, or a story, or something along the way, or have I pretty much got the jist of the "problem" at hand? Yep, thats the problem here. I'm expected to actually work...fuckers... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #23 July 2, 2004 Quit, it is an easy though maybe not so cost effective cure Scott C."He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #24 July 2, 2004 Sheesh, you've been there like what? 15 minutes so far?---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bdev 0 #25 July 2, 2004 Quote"my boss makes me do work." -> "put rotting food in her car." We once put a load of maggots in a guys car (under the drivers seat) - It was a warm summer, so they should have hatched pretty quickly....wish I'd seen his face when his car was covered in flies... The only problem with a prank like that is that we never actually got to see the results --- One life...Use it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
