Girlfalldown 0 #1 December 21, 2004 I've been tossing and turning since 3 am and I finally gave up and decided to get online. Someone tell me a long boring story so I can go to sleep. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #2 December 21, 2004 Once upon a time, there was a young, beautiful lady who couldn't sleep. No matter how hard she tried her eyes just would not close She counted sheep, dreamt of politics and politicians but, no matter how boring the subject, her peepers just would not close............. NEXT....************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 December 21, 2004 So then Ben Stiller came out and started taking role and teaching the fundamentals of historical importance of cloraphil - In extreme detail.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lemonjelly 0 #4 December 21, 2004 good morning / Afternoon. You calmed down yet? I promise, there will be no hijacking today************************************************* RED LIGHTS & OFF LANDINGS ARE JUST MY THANG http://www.redlightrob.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #5 December 21, 2004 I love you shannon! think of me and my double prancing around your room. that should put you to sleep Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #6 December 21, 2004 QuoteI've been tossing and turning since 3 am and I finally gave up and decided to get online. Someone tell me a long boring story so I can go to sleep. If this happens again, let me know - I can send you a copy of my thesis... JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 December 21, 2004 Shannon isn't online. Did someone bore her to death instead of just sleep? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamjenner 0 #8 December 21, 2004 QuoteShannon isn't online. Did someone bore her to death instead of just sleep? sorry sunny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 December 21, 2004 No...I played solitare for an hour or so and tried to go back to sleep. Figures I fall asleep a half hour before my alarm. Snooooooze. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 December 21, 2004 A boring story? Okay. Once upon a time, there was a young man who was looking to sue his rivals for breach of contract. After unsuccessfully litigating against Joe, he tries to sue Hank for the same thing. But, Hank raises the specter of defensive non-mutual collateral estoppel... [cure for insomnia to be continued] My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 December 21, 2004 I'll pm you a 6-month synopsis of my sex life. That's a sure snoozer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #12 December 22, 2004 QuoteI'll pm you a 6-month synopsis of my sex life. That's a sure snoozer. It's a short story, right? P--- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #13 December 22, 2004 Did you try some kind of stress relieving technique? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #14 December 22, 2004 QuoteDid you try some kind of stress relieving technique? You can be assured that was the first thing I tried.. and the third. Also the 6th.. You'd think I'd be exhausted! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #15 December 22, 2004 QuoteQuoteDid you try some kind of stress relieving technique? You can be assured that was the first thing I tried.. and the third. Also the 6th.. You'd think I'd be exhausted! What do you mean? Keep talking.... There'll be a bunch of sleepy skydivers and more dead kittens. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msxtreme 0 #16 December 22, 2004 QuoteA boring story? Okay. Once upon a time, there was a young man who was looking to sue his rivals for breach of contract. After unsuccessfully litigating against Joe, he tries to sue Hank for the same thing. But, Hank raises the specter of defensive non-mutual collateral estoppel... [cure for insomnia to be continued] SH**! Here I am AGAAAAIIIINNNNN! Against my finest ADIVSARY! In yet ANOTHER Forum ... AND ... He's going to LOSE ... AGAIN! Someone, ANYONE, pleeaaassssseeeee STOP HIM! This man [lawrocket] APPARENTLY is HIS-own-WORST-ENEMY! Ahhhhh ... STILL awaiting ARRIVAL of MY Prince Charming out HERE in CyberSpace ... Apparently ... ALTHOUGH the MAN is of SUPREME intelligence, he either ... a) Is NOT checking his EMAILS (which is HARD for me to believe since he IS A TECH-GOD) b) Is checking his emails yet under SUPREME duress and therefore, he is not ABLE to RESPOND to his EMAILS, c) He has taken the RUN-FOR-COVER approach to all the CSI-type HINTS I've left him and/or MY recent tattoo(s) ... Lovingly, CINDERELLA & P-h-M-F-N-D Candidate ...J Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
