leroydb 0 #26 December 20, 2004 why thank you. QuoteHome DZ: Still looking for the right fit ... but what kinda fit are ya looking fer??Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msxtreme 0 #27 December 20, 2004 Quotewhy thank you. QuoteHome DZ: Still looking for the right fit ... but what kinda fit are ya looking fer?? Ummmm ... I KNOW this question can lead to an entirely different thread. Yet, I ACCEPT the RISK invloved and CHOOSE to proceed anyway (I am a skydiver afterall, so 'WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG' when I say ...) After I recover from the utterly sickening, distasteful, and even dangerous (emotionally if nothing else) DRAMA ZONE I recently departed from ... I'll let y'all know what I'm "lookin' fer" in a NEW home Drama Zone, err ... DROP ZONE. Lovingly, J Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother)J Mo Fantastico Rodriguez (a bumpy brother) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YahooLV 0 #28 December 20, 2004 QuoteOMG!! two words DUMB ASS I have three words: STUPID dumb ass!http://www.curtisglennphotography.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #29 December 20, 2004 Reminds me of a medical report published on an Australian case. Thanks to google and a few key phrases like 'destroyed ass' here you have it. http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/976876/posts The student of life in your pictures may have gotten off easy. Moral of the story, fireworks and asses don't mix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #30 December 21, 2004 Three words: Comedy Friggin GoldMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottietottie 0 #31 December 21, 2004 Next time don't clinch your cheeks so tightly. And there will be a next time.....how else are you going to redeem yourself from being such a jack ass. Ya know nicknames aren't just given, they're earned. You might have coined one from this stunt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #32 December 21, 2004 Seems like you're risking some severe ass splinter action even if the stunt goes well, and that can't be pleasant either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottietottie 0 #33 December 21, 2004 One of my best buds does this stupid shit all the time (see Alanab's pic.) It doesn't seem that painful for him if he get a good launch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PalletMan 0 #34 December 21, 2004 cough I must have really made the original post look like it was me. ooops. sorry. too late to edit. I imagine what happened was:firework placed (fuse way too close to ass!), lit hurts (before taking off) clentch (YEEEOOOW!) more pain. --ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #35 December 21, 2004 QuoteOne of my best buds does this stupid shit all the time (see Alanab's pic.) It doesn't seem that painful for him if he get a good launch. Perhaps he could pass on some lessons in static friction and rocket nozzle placement to the unfortunate experimenter in anal rocketry before he makes another attempt. Seriously, just because some guy does this and doesn't burn his ass doesn't mean any fool can, but that should already be self evident. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hottietottie 0 #36 December 21, 2004 bless that stuntman's heart for trying. i would have been entertained, hell i would have even lit his wick for him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #37 December 21, 2004 Quotebless that stuntman's heart for trying. i would have been entertained, hell i would have even lit his wick for him. Stuntman? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bunge 0 #38 December 21, 2004 I may regret this, but there is a whole group of us on the east coast who have AR (ass rocket) numbers! they must not have known rule #1.....DON'T CLENCH!!!!!! AR21 BUNGE I don't hate them, I just like us better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
douwanto 22 #39 December 22, 2004 LMFAO You guys are tooo damn funny. I have to believe the person lighting that thing knew it was too deep and was going to hurt. Uncle/GrandPapa Whit Unico Rodriguez # 245 Muff Brother # 2421 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,053 #40 December 22, 2004 It's been my experience that most great stupid human tricks in skydiving have the following two phases: 1) Beer Light's ON!! 2) Here; hold my beer - watch this.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #41 December 22, 2004 Francis, if you remember that incident at Z-hills... Everyone was incredibly whacked and the guy from Chicago was the ring leader. I'm proud(?) to admit that I have an AR number. Proper supervision is key.... We also had a hot lady nurse present to kiss any resulting boo boo's as well....... Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
