tunaplanet 0 #1 December 23, 2004 Too weird to make this shit up. Going to do the Wizard of Oz. Click Here Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #2 December 23, 2004 Thats awesome! Quentin kicks ass and so do the muppets.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 December 23, 2004 Want to start a thread about the "possible" script?...that of course, if you dig QT __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #4 December 23, 2004 I think Kermit accidentally blowing Fonzie's brains all over the dashboard would be a good intro. What do you think? Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #5 December 23, 2004 I can see it now: "The Crazy 88s Flying Monkeys" a bunch of flying monkeys with swords going after kermit. oooh and the munchkins whip out swords and help kermit MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 December 23, 2004 I'd say, Kermit has a dark secret, and need to talk to the Wizard, but, that happens in the middle of the movie which is being shown first, and flashback to the beginning of the story. How am I doing so far? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #7 December 23, 2004 I'll play QuoteI'd say, Kermit has a dark secret, and need to talk to the Wizard, but, that happens in the middle of the movie which is being shown first, and flashback to the beginning of the story. Flash to Fonzie driving a Buick with Kermit in the passenger seat. They're driving to see Gonzo to pick up a package. Fonzie hits a speedbump and Kermit's gun goes off and blows Beeker's brains all over the rear window. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 December 23, 2004 QuoteI'll play QuoteI'd say, Kermit has a dark secret, and need to talk to the Wizard, but, that happens in the middle of the movie which is being shown first, and flashback to the beginning of the story. Flash to Fonzie driving a Buick with Kermit in the passenger seat. They're driving to see Gonzo to pick up a package. Fonzie hits a speedbump and Kermit's gun goes off and blows Beeker's brains all over the rear window. Well, I'm leaning towards an "original dz.com" script, so, I'll continue Kermit gets pissed at fozzie and ask him to pull over, Fozzie get out of the car and switch with Kermit, they argue a little and Kermit stabs Fozie because he fucked up, drives the car to a cliff and discards it, goes back to the road and starts to hitchhike__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #9 December 23, 2004 QuoteI'll play QuoteI'd say, Kermit has a dark secret, and need to talk to the Wizard, but, that happens in the middle of the movie which is being shown first, and flashback to the beginning of the story. Flash to Fonzie driving a Buick with Kermit in the passenger seat. They're driving to see Gonzo to pick up a package. Fonzie hits a speedbump and Kermit's gun goes off and blows Beeker's brains all over the rear window. FADE IN MISS PIGGY What do you mean you don't eat pork? Are you Jewish? KERMIT Nah, I ain't Jewish; I just don't dig on swine--That's all. Miss Piggy storms out of bed and exits the room. FADE OUTI don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #10 December 23, 2004 QuoteKermit gets pissed at fozzie and ask him to pull over, Fozzie get out of the car and switch with Kermit, they argue a little and Kermit stabs Fozie because he fucked up, drives the car to a cliff and discards it, goes back to the road and starts to hitchhike Suddenly a crack whore high on crystal meth pulls over in a Dodge Dart. "Need a ride, sexy?" she says in a deep, raspy voice to Kermit. Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #11 December 23, 2004 By Lisa de Moraes Thursday, August 26, 2004I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 December 23, 2004 QuoteQuoteKermit gets pissed at fozzie and ask him to pull over, Fozzie get out of the car and switch with Kermit, they argue a little and Kermit stabs Fozie because he fucked up, drives the car to a cliff and discards it, goes back to the road and starts to hitchhike Suddenly a crack whore high on crystal meth pulls over in a Dodge Dart. "Need a ride, sexy?" she says in a deep, raspy voice to Kermit. Kermit looking forward and keep on walking: - Listen sweetheart...I'm going to need a LONG ride. Crack whore.- "well gorgeous..hehe, I can give you the ride of your life Kermit (still looking forward and walking).- Do you have any idea where am I going? Crack whore.- "I....I....don't know, but come with me and I'll take you to nirvana" Kermit stops, looks at her Kermit.- Show me the way__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tunaplanet 0 #13 December 23, 2004 For the record I want everyone to know I no longer feel pure by participating in this. I feel violated. QuoteKermit looking forward and keep on walking: - Listen sweetheart...I'm going to need a LONG ride. Crack whore.- "well gorgeous..hehe, I can give you the ride of your life Kermit (still looking forward and walking).- Do you have any idea where am I going? Crack whore.- "I....I....don't know, but come with me and I'll take you to nirvana" Kermit stops, looks at her Kermit.- Show me the way Kermit jumps in the Dart and they fade away in the moonlight. 30 minutes into the trip the crack whore jerks the Dodge off the road onto the shoulder in the middle of the dark night. She pulls out a switchblade and holds it towards Kermit. "Give me all your money you little green bastard!" Forty-two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 December 23, 2004 QuoteKermit jumps in the Dart and they fade away in the moonlight. 30 minutes into the trip the crack whore jerks the Dodge off the road onto the shoulder in the middle of the dark night. She pulls out a switchblade and holds it towards Kermit. "Give me all your money you little green bastard!" Kermit with a cigarette in his mouth. - Darling...take a good look, I'm a frog, do you see any fucking pockets? Crack whore.- "SHUT UP AND HAND ME THE MONEY!!!" Kermit smirking and holding the cigarette in his mouth -"...are you retarded or something?....are you so fucked up that can't realize what's going on? Crack whore (very irritated).-"GIMME THE GODDAMN MONEY!!!" Kermit grabs the hypodermic with crack on the seat and stabs the crack whore in the eye Kermit.- Can you see better now BITCH???!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #15 December 23, 2004 "DOES KERMIT LOOK LIKE A BITCH??!!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fireflytx 0 #16 December 23, 2004 Is this going to be like a Meet The Feebles kind of thing?"Well behaved women rarely make history" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #17 December 23, 2004 Kermit grabs the hypodermic with crack on the seat and stabs the crack whore in the eye I'd rather see a Muppet version of "Pulp Fiction", with Kermit in the John Travolta role. I was thinking of the Uma Thurman heroin overdose, with Kermy jamming the hypo into Piggie's chest, which would wake her up and send her running around the room screaming. Except of course she'd flatten poor Kermit, who would be out like a light when Piggie finally says "something". Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 December 23, 2004 Or we could have Miss Piggy fighting Uma Thurman HI-YAAAHH!! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #19 December 23, 2004 I thought youwere making it upJust when you think you've heard everythingMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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