okalb 79 #1 January 25, 2005 Ok I just saw someone withh a shirt that said "there is no place like 127.0.0.1" I have also seen the " there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't What stupid geek humor have you seen. -OKTime flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 January 25, 2005 thinkgeek.com is full of those t-shirts. My favorite is my "talk nerdy to me" t-shirt."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #3 January 25, 2005 Okay, I feel very deficient in my geekdom not knowing what 127.0.0.1 refers to. I realize it's an IP address...but for what? Who can tell me??!! Help me heighten my nerdliness! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beowulf 1 #4 January 25, 2005 It's loop back address. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #5 January 25, 2005 QuoteOkay, I feel very deficient in my geekdom not knowing what 127.0.0.1 refers to. I realize it's an IP address...but for what? Who can tell me??!! Help me heighten my nerdliness! 127.0.0.1 = HOME All computers have a 127.0.0.1 IP. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #6 January 25, 2005 At least we didn't give you these answers! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #7 January 25, 2005 QuoteAt least we didn't give you these answers! That's totaly AWESOME!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #8 January 25, 2005 QuoteOkay, I feel very deficient in my geekdom not knowing what 127.0.0.1 refers to. I realize it's an IP address...but for what? Who can tell me??!! Help me heighten my nerdliness! GIYF scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #9 January 25, 2005 Quote127.0.0.1 = HOME All computers have a 127.0.0.1 IP. Okay, good. Now that I know, let's never speak of this again. (That way I can go on in life pretending that a knew all along.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #10 January 25, 2005 Alright...now, what's "GIYF"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 January 25, 2005 QuoteAlright...now, what's "GIYF"? Have fun reading this __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #12 January 25, 2005 QuoteAlright...now, what's "GIYF"? GIYF: n. Abbrev: Google Is Your Friend. Used to suggest, gently and politely, that you have just asked a question of human beings that would have been better directed to a search engine "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #13 January 25, 2005 THE PROGRAMMER'S QUICK GUIDE TO THE LANGUAGES The proliferation of modern programming languages (all of which seem to have stolen countless features from one another) sometimes makes it difficult to remember what language you're currently using. This handy reference is offered as a public service to help programmers who find themselves in such a dilemma. TASK: Shoot yourself in the foot. C You shoot yourself in the foot. C++ You accidentally create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them all in the foot. Providing emergency medical assistance is impossible since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just pointing at others and saying, "That's me, over there." FORTRAN You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run out of bullets, you continue with the attempts to shoot yourself anyways because you have no exception-handling capability. Pascal The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot. Ada After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type. COBOL Using a COLT 45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER and SQUEEZE. THEN return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. CHECK whether shoelace needs to be re-tied. LISP You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds... FORTH Foot in yourself shoot. Prolog You tell your program that you want to be shot in the foot. The program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't permit it to explain it to you. BASIC Shoot yourself in the foot with a water pistol. On large systems, continue until entire lower body is waterlogged. Visual Basic You'll really only _appear_ to have shot yourself in the foot, but you'll have had so much fun doing it that you won't care. HyperTalk Put the first bullet of gun into foot left of leg of you. Answer the result. Motif You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the bullet, its trajectory, and the intricate scrollwork on the ivory handles of the gun. When you finally get around to pulling the trigger, the gun jams. APL You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out how to do it in fewer characters. SNOBOL If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail, shoot yourself in the right foot. UNIX (The way most UNIX hackers shoot themselves in the foot.) % ls foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o % rm * .o rm:.o no such file or directory % ls % Concurrent Euclid You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot. 370 JCL You send your foot down to MIS and include a 400-page document explaining exactly how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back deep-fried. Paradox Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can, too. Access You try to point the gun at your foot, but it shoots holes in all your Borland distribution diskettes instead. Revelation You're sure you're going to be able to shoot yourself in the foot, just as soon as you figure out what all these nifty little bullet-thingies are for. Modula2 After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything in this language, you shoot yourself in the head. Assembler You try to shoot yourself in the foot, only to discover you must first invent the gun, the bullet, the trigger, and your foot.Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteAlright...now, what's "GIYF"? Have fun reading this Geeks love to be bullys.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 4 #15 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteAlright...now, what's "GIYF"? GIYF: n. Abbrev: Google Is Your Friend. Used to suggest, gently and politely, that you have just asked a question of human beings that would have been better directed to a search engine I thought it was "Google It Yourself, Fucker"it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nerd137 0 #16 January 25, 2005 Good. Now, let's never speak of any of this again. From this day forward, you all may refer to me as "dork731" to conceal any connection to that deficient nerd137 fellow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #17 January 25, 2005 http://www.syswear.com/view/tshirts?d=15 I think I have posted these before, but still funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 January 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteAlright...now, what's "GIYF"? GIYF: n. Abbrev: Google Is Your Friend. Used to suggest, gently and politely, that you have just asked a question of human beings that would have been better directed to a search engine I thought it was "Google It Yourself, Fucker" I was actually being nice.. can you believe it? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #19 January 25, 2005 I saw a guy wearing this shirt at the Holiday Boogie, and I promptly went out and bought one for me AND my geek father. Front: "Schroedinger's cat is dead." Back: "Schroedinger's cat is not dead." I suppose I could explain, but that would take the fun out of me understanding what it means and most other people NOT understanding what it means... Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #20 January 25, 2005 QuoteOk I just saw someone withh a shirt that said "there is no place like 127.0.0.1" I have also seen the " there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't What stupid geek humor have you seen. -OK Okay so i absolutly love that shirt (there are 10 kinds of people in the world...). I have a the shirt that says happiness Greatest shirt ever... Okay so I'm a tad bit of a geek I guess or just go to www.thinkgeek.com It's got some good stuff there. There was one site, where I was able to buy pasta in the shape of computers. My boyfriend loved themCReW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #21 January 25, 2005 Two of my t-shirt favorites (and I had both!)- "And God said: *insert any form of Maxwells equations* Then there was light" "What part of - *insert a god awful quadruple integral that would make PDE students piss their pants* don't you understand?" Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #22 January 25, 2005 I'm a Gamer-geek (different type) and I discovered BAWLS at QuakeCon. This shit will keep you up for weeks! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stardust 0 #23 January 25, 2005 My stats prof came into class once wearing a t-shirt that said: "To save time, let's assume I know everthing." "It is never easy to keep reaching for dreams. Strength and courage can sometimes be lonely friends. But those who reach walk in stardust." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #24 January 25, 2005 There's also a shirt i've seen recently with the symbol of "pi" on it, with 4 thousand some values written in the pi itself. CRW Skies,"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #25 January 25, 2005 OHG... that's the first time I've ever seen this... I'm an ADA girl! QuoteAda After correctly packing your foot, you attempt to concurrently load the gun, pull the trigger, scream, and shoot yourself in the foot. When you try, however, you discover you can't because your foot is of the wrong type. Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
