dzdiva 7 #1 February 12, 2005 These appeared in the Washington post....they had a contest asking for rhymes...the first line being romantic and the second not-so romantic.... Made me laugh! Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn I'm good at telling lies My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meloo09 0 #2 February 12, 2005 Those are great, felt like that a couple of times, heheWhat you do speaks so loud, I cannot hear what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #3 February 12, 2005 Those are GREAT!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #4 February 12, 2005 Those are really funny!!! ~R+R...I just hope no one is really gonna use 'em......~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #5 February 12, 2005 QuoteThose are really funny!!! ~R+R...I just hope no one is really gonna use 'em...... Ain't love grand? Makes ya all warm and fuzzy inside reading those doesn't it?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 February 12, 2005 BBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gerrcoin 0 #7 February 12, 2005 Those are good. How about Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Some poems rhyme and some don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 February 12, 2005 LOL!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #9 February 12, 2005 HA! definitly ones to share_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mayberry 0 #10 February 12, 2005 I'm feelin' the love!! DonDon Here's to friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawhottie 0 #11 February 12, 2005 That's how I feel thiw year. those are pretty good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #12 February 12, 2005 Now for an original.....I'm feeling kinda goofy today! You say I'm your one and only, This statement I'm starting to doubt. After we made love last week, I'm starting to break out! I heard some rumors before we met, Thought everyone deserves a chance. It seems you have a problem, my dear, Of keeping your pecker in your pants."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 February 12, 2005 QuoteNow for an original.....I'm feeling kinda goofy today! You say I'm your one and only, This statement I'm starting to doubt. After we made love last week, I'm starting to break out! I heard some rumors before we met, Thought everyone deserves a chance. It seems you have a problem, my dear, Of keeping your pecker in your pants. That's so beautiful __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #14 February 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteNow for an original.....I'm feeling kinda goofy today! You say I'm your one and only, This statement I'm starting to doubt. After we made love last week, I'm starting to break out! I heard some rumors before we met, Thought everyone deserves a chance. It seems you have a problem, my dear, Of keeping your pecker in your pants. That's so beautiful Makes ya feel all itchy...ummm, I mean mushy inside, doesn't it?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #15 February 12, 2005 QuoteMakes ya feel all itchy...ummm, I mean mushy inside, doesn't it? Actually it makes me feel horny....but...hold on a sec...I'M ALWAYS HORNY __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 February 14, 2005 How bout this one: Before i met you my love was so famished... But now now that i have you go make me a sammich! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #17 February 14, 2005 LOL!! Happy Valentines Day everybody!Hugs and much love to all."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #18 February 14, 2005 Very very funny, see I knew someone could entertain me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #19 February 14, 2005 My love for you is like a red red rose.....its never dies....and it never grows. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
