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turtlespeed

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Is bonfire the new moralities genre?

Between the offensible people worried about how degrading it is to a conservative white male that he may or may not be joked about and the "holier than thou" rantings of individuals here - I dunno -

I think I MAY just go to church today -

Oh - Wait - I don't need to - my concience is right here, handed to me, by these individuals that are so qualified to tell me just how I should be and Just how I should act.

Wow - I feel so priveledged to not have the strain and encumberment of actaully having to think for myself anymore. Thank you for being in charge.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Is bonfire the new moralities genre?

Between the offensible people worried about how degrading it is to a conservative white male that he may or may not be joked about and the "holier than thou" rantings of individuals here - I dunno -

I think I MAY just go to church today -

Oh - Wait - I don't need to - my concience is right here, handed to me, by these individuals that are so qualified to tell me just how I should be and Just how I should act.

Wow - I feel so priveledged to not have the strain and encumberment of actaully having to think for myself anymore. Thank you for being in charge.


Sarcasm noted and appreciated as usual turtle ;):D


Greenie in training.

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HEY! I don't have to sit here and listen to this shit!


You're offending me.



I offend myself.



Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Mother-fucker. Tits.

>:(<------Clicky.
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I'm offended that nothing thats considered offensive has offended me yet. Should I be offended that no-one is trying to offend me or should I try and offend someone?

:S
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HEY! I don't have to sit here and listen to this shit!


You're offending me.



I offend myself.



Shit. Piss. Fuck. Cunt. Cocksucker. Mother-fucker. Tits.

>:(<------Clicky.



Rat shit, Bat shit, dirty old cock, sixty nine assholes perched on a rock -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm offended that nothing thats considered offensive has offended me yet. Should I be offended that no-one is trying to offend me or should I try and offend someone?

:S



The question that is really going to bake your noodle is -

Why is it offensive to you?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I think you need to get laid.



Mar. I'm shocked!



But are you offended?

Y'know -

For some reason - unknown to me - I keep hearing the name "Peaceful . . . something - but I can't quite figure it out - that last part"

I dunno.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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God damn shit! I didn't get in this thead fast enough. Are we trying to offend people? If so visit website if that doesn't offend I'm at a loss for words.

Sumbitches trying to tell me I can't cuss and drink and act like a fucking idiot when I want. >:(



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I know I'll be offended once I see you naked:ph34r:



Wow - is offended the same as dripping wet with awe?

Who'd a thunk it.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wow - is offended the same as dripping wet with awe?



As in dripping wet with sweat cause I'm about to have a stroke?
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Wow - is offended the same as dripping wet with awe?



As in dripping wet with sweat cause I'm about to have a stroke?



Well - yeah - I get that alot -

And they say size doesn't matter -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And they say size doesn't matter -



But it does if I have to have the following items to see anything:

Tweezers
Magnifying glass
Pepper

The pepper will be placed under your nose, then while you sneeze, I'll be able to grab what I see through the magnifying glass with the tweesers :ph34r:



Ya know I love ya!
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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And they say size doesn't matter -



But it does if I have to have the following items to see anything:

Tweezers
Magnifying glass
Pepper

The pepper will be placed under your nose, then while you sneeze, I'll be able to grab what I see through the magnifying glass with the tweesers :ph34r:



Ya know I love ya!



Mar - It's just fine - I thought you weren't blonde - turn the binoculars around the right way.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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jp,
my dada has this LP and me and my ssister found it when we were probly 12... it became an instant favorite..... gona have to pu it onthe ol' turntable wheni get back to thier place......

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