highfly 0 #1 March 31, 2005 Any men out there class themselves as metrosexual? Any of you guys do anything that could be considered metrosexual? The only thing I do is get my skin exfoliated once in a while. Oh and trim my pubes.....maybe thats just creepy not metro. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kennedy 0 #2 March 31, 2005 There's nothing wrong with personal hygene, just with how you phrased it. And no, I'm 99.9% RETROsexual. And my woman loves it. witty subliminal message Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards. 1* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #3 March 31, 2005 QuoteI'm 99.9% RETROsexual. And my woman loves it. How _is_ Wilma? Tell me you're _not_ doing Betty or Dino. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snizwilk 0 #4 March 31, 2005 I shop at Banana Republic and own a toy poodle. one part of that statement is true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #5 March 31, 2005 I can't speak for Betty, but he's sure as hell not shagged me. No matter how much I ask him . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeG 0 #6 March 31, 2005 GOTsta trim the bushes. I know I don't like hair in my teeth...I guess she don't either._________________________________________ "Knowledge is Power!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #7 March 31, 2005 QuoteI can't speak for Betty, but he's sure as hell not shagged me. No matter how much I ask him So you say, lithe Dino ... Is the purple coloration genetic, artistic, or merely a consequence of consuming red grapes and jimson weed? Of course it could result from Fred abusing you, in which case please let us know, eventually we'll contact The Hotline ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #8 March 31, 2005 Yeah, I've been known to do some manscaping to my important bits.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
superman0710 0 #9 March 31, 2005 right here. i wash my face daily, exfoliate every 3 days or so with an exfoliating facewash i get my hair cut at a local salon. i get my eyebrows waxed i shave my body (including the nether regions) etc, etc. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #10 March 31, 2005 Just the wine, I'm afraid Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #11 March 31, 2005 What with all of this effort, and the unmentioned yet implicit colonotherapies, why do you not just move to France? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigelh 0 #12 March 31, 2005 Balls have got to be trim! More sensation for us I just found this test you can take to find out if you're metrosexual, http://dcbachelor.com/quiz/metro.cgi?quiz=metro It reckons i'm 'Almost' !? But there's nothing wrong with taken a bit of pride in your appearance is there?! Nigel-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
britboynz 0 #13 March 31, 2005 Highfly, you've Obviously been spending too much time on Ponsonby Road. And not enough time at the DZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gremlin 0 #14 March 31, 2005 I get cravings for cream cakes and chocolate :)I'm drunk, you're drunk, lets go back to mine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #15 March 31, 2005 I scored 9/50. I can't figure the metrosexual. Old people look old. Young people look young. Anyone who's close enough to see the difference probably likes you enough not to care. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #16 March 31, 2005 QuoteAny men out there class themselves as metrosexual? Any of you guys do anything that could be considered metrosexual? The only thing I do is get my skin exfoliated once in a while. Oh and trim my pubes.....maybe thats just creepy not metro. Well, I have been called a metrosexual pretty much my whole life. I am a personal hygiene freak. I probably have more hygiene products than most women. There is nothing more disgusting to me than a fucking dirty, stank ass person The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #17 March 31, 2005 Lets see: I know a Pinot Noir from a Merlot. I hold the door for a lady. I know to complement a womens shoes. Examples: 'Yes, we will have the filet with the Wild Horse Merlot. "No please, après vous" "Nice shoes, wanna fuck!" ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #18 March 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteAny men out there class themselves as metrosexual? Any of you guys do anything that could be considered metrosexual? The only thing I do is get my skin exfoliated once in a while. Oh and trim my pubes.....maybe thats just creepy not metro. Well, I have been called a metrosexual pretty much my whole life. I am a personal hygiene freak. I probably have more hygiene products than most women. There is nothing more disgusting to me than a fucking dirty, stank ass person And nothing more sad that someone who worries all the time about their appearance. Just because someone is not metrosexual does not make them a dirty stinky person. That is just silly.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #19 March 31, 2005 QuoteI am a personal hygiene freak. There is nothing more disgusting to me than a fucking dirty, stank ass person Putting more stuff on doesn't make you cleaner. It's taking stuff off that makes you cleaner. Anyone using more than soap, a razor, deo and shampoo isn't keeping any cleaner. They're just smearing more on. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #20 March 31, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteAny men out there class themselves as metrosexual? Any of you guys do anything that could be considered metrosexual? The only thing I do is get my skin exfoliated once in a while. Oh and trim my pubes.....maybe thats just creepy not metro. Well, I have been called a metrosexual pretty much my whole life. I am a personal hygiene freak. I probably have more hygiene products than most women. There is nothing more disgusting to me than a fucking dirty, stank ass person And nothing more sad that someone who worries all the time about their appearance. Just because someone is not metrosexual does not make them a dirty stinky person. That is just silly. I didn't say that jackass. I just said that dirty people are disgusting. I never said that you had to be a metrosexual. Quit worrying about what I think, are you in love with me or something. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #21 March 31, 2005 Quote I didn't say that jackass. And Jackass is a personal attack. Please try and keep more than your body clean, and put some of that effort into your behavior. tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigelh 0 #22 March 31, 2005 Does being 'bitchy' class a metrosexual?! (Just messin' please don't flame me!) Nigel -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Sponored by NZ Aerosports, CYPRES 2, Tonfly & L&B Team Dirty Sanchez #232 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #23 March 31, 2005 QuoteQuote I didn't say that jackass. And Jackass is a personal attack. Please try and keep more than your body clean, and put some of that effort into your behavior. t Lord Jesus, I was only kidding. I know GTAVercetti, we give each other a hard time ALL THE TIME. That wasn't a PA, it was only a joke.....jeeez The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #24 March 31, 2005 Metro fight! Metro fight! Metro fight! ok, does not have the same ring as chick fight _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #25 March 31, 2005 QuoteMetro fight! Metro fight! Metro fight! ok, does not have the same ring as chick fight whoa whoa. I am not a metro. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
