Darius11 12 #1 April 5, 2005 The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #2 April 5, 2005 If you want to start a political fight, there's Speakers Corner. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #3 April 5, 2005 QuoteIf you want to start a political fight, there's Speakers Corner. I thought it was a good joke! And repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 April 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf you want to start a political fight, there's Speakers Corner. I thought it was a good joke! And repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... True dat! And it is funny! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 April 5, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf you want to start a political fight, there's Speakers Corner. I thought it was a good joke! And repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... _____________________- You got that right! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wmw999 2,147 #6 April 5, 2005 QuoteAnd repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... Oh c'mon -- they took me Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #7 April 6, 2005 I thought the announcement was going to say that Renee, Cora, and Jen suck. Those bitches have called me more then once to let me know what a good time they are having in FloridaMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #8 April 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... Oh c'mon -- they took me Wendy W. Yes, Wendy, But Jolly Acres was only a "Restful" time for you - and - well, the courts say we can't talk about that anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #9 April 6, 2005 Please add that to the 87000 plus posts in Speakers that I am proud not to have read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 1 #10 April 7, 2005 QuoteI thought the announcement was going to say that Renee, Cora, and Jen suck. Those bitches have called me more then once to let me know what a good time they are having in Florida That is ok...we kidnapped a JACKASS with a bottle of Tequila and are currently holding him hostage at our love shack!!!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #11 April 7, 2005 SHUT UP!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
wmw999 2,147 #6 April 5, 2005 QuoteAnd repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... Oh c'mon -- they took me Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #7 April 6, 2005 I thought the announcement was going to say that Renee, Cora, and Jen suck. Those bitches have called me more then once to let me know what a good time they are having in FloridaMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #8 April 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnd repeated experiments have shown that SC can't take a joke.... Oh c'mon -- they took me Wendy W. Yes, Wendy, But Jolly Acres was only a "Restful" time for you - and - well, the courts say we can't talk about that anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 April 6, 2005 Please add that to the 87000 plus posts in Speakers that I am proud not to have read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 1 #10 April 7, 2005 QuoteI thought the announcement was going to say that Renee, Cora, and Jen suck. Those bitches have called me more then once to let me know what a good time they are having in Florida That is ok...we kidnapped a JACKASS with a bottle of Tequila and are currently holding him hostage at our love shack!!!!!! She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #11 April 7, 2005 SHUT UP!May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
