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Matt, are you trying to get me into trouble~!? ;)

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ciao for now, g





You will take me home, you will take me home...

You just wait, dear, one of these days that Jedi mind trick of mine is FINALLY going to work on you...;)
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So would you hit it or not? I would, but then again, I'm drunk right now...



I'm not even off work yet

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Speaking of porn, I gotta take care of some business



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So would you hit it or not? I would, but then again, I'm drunk right now.

Speaking of porn, I gotta take care of some business....



yea i would hit it. She is hot
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

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You just wait, dear, one of these days that Jedi mind trick of mine is FINALLY going to work on you...



The force is strong with me young padi, your powers are too weak. ;)

g

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Beth lost her cherry and I missed it
.... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it.

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Oh, oh! And the hot architect guy from "Titanic". Man, I'm obsessed with him.

Would anyone else have sex with Jennifer Garner's character's father from "Alias"?



OMG, me too!! We really are twins or sumthin.

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Would anyone here have sex with Mikhail Baryshnikov or Chris Noth? I'd do either one



Micha is gorgeous. . .yes, anytime. . .but then I am a dancer. . .love the dancing types. . .
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The pope



answer the Q and list a person. the next person should answer your person and list another. The person could be fictious or real or a dz.commer



NO HELL NO
Not just 'cause he's a guy, but he is UGLY to boot.


What about Shannon Elisabeth?

I would, twice;)
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peacefuljeffrey? :D




No way in hell!




Well now, I guess that puts us in mutual agreement. :|

The only difference is I wasn't gonna be so callous as to state it the way you did.

WTF did I ever do to you?

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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with....GirlFallDown!?!?!? Hell yes! I think she's hot ! I'd tie a rope around her and spin her like a friggin top ! I'd show her my elephant trunk and train it to take peanuts out of her hand...! We'd roleplay...I'd dress her up as an Amish chick and make her speak Dutch !, and I'd be the plumber.....laying down some pipe !......ummmmmmmmmmm...Shannon....Boooiinnnngggg ! ! ! !

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with....GirlFallDown!?!?!? Hell yes! I think she's hot ! I'd tie a rope around her and spin her like a friggin top ! I'd show her my elephant trunk and train it to take peanuts out of her hand...! We'd roleplay...I'd dress her up as an Amish chick and make her speak Dutch !, and I'd be the plumber.....laying down some pipe !......ummmmmmmmmmm...Shannon....Boooiinnnngggg ! ! ! !

Yes Shannon is beautiful but wow. Your analogies are.... something. B| :o
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peacefuljeffrey? or frenchy? or ron?



peacefuljeffrey - NO, he scares me [:/]
frenchy - I think I've answered that one somewhere already
Ron - who's Ron???



Why the fuck did I even get brought up in this ridiculous thread?

I scare you? Puhlease.

Ask people who know me in person if I'm supposedly so scary.
But then, it really doesn't matter to me whether you think I am, and I sure as hell don't need or want you for sex.

I'm sitting here wondering what it is that makes some people bring up the name of someone who hasn't done anything to them, and then make that person a target for other people to whom that person has done nothing to say mean and unflattering things about them.

When was, for instance, the last time I came here and said something like, "I wouldn't have sex with GiaKrembs because god, that picture of her looked awful," or "Sex with GirlFallDown? That obnoxious woman who thinks she's the life of the party? Get real!"

I mean, come on. What the fuck did I do to deserve having my feelings hurt?

Don't worry, though, if you don't give a fuck. I won't be thinking on this long. Y'all inconsiderate folk don't matter that much to me.

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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LMAO!!! Don't forget me. You already covered me earlier. :DAnd you're silly, we all know Gia is beautiful. :P So is Shannon. Do you think they would care about a few comments from you? Let it go. They have a right to their opinions. So do you.
Please feel free to reply to my posts and pm's, but only if you're smart enough to understand what they really mean.

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Dude...chill. I REALLY REALLY REALLY wouldn't have sex with you. Sorry, but you just don't fit the criteria I look for in someone I would have sex with. Does that mean you should respond with bitching or throwing insults around? Nope. It just means that everybody can't be into everybody, and you're one of the people I'm just not that into. Don't be offended if others reach the same conclusion. We've all got our own likes, dislikes, and pet peeves, and they're usually formed long before we meet someone. That's just life. I'm sure there are plenty of women (and men, for that matter) who are or would be into you, otherwise you wouldn't have been out buying condoms last night. ;)

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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LMAO!!! Don't forget me. You already covered me earlier. :DAnd you're silly, we all know Gia is beautiful. :P So is Shannon. Do you think they would care about a few comments from you? Let it go. They have a right to their opinions. So do you.



It's too bad, then, that they have such ugly personalities that they go around disparaging guys who haven't done shit wrong to them.

"They have a right to their opinions / so do you" Give me a break, I don't randomly point out the chicks I wouldn't fuck from here, with prejudice.

Shitty attitude is shitty attitude, and bitchiness is bitchiness, I don't care how you dress it up. If I had ragged on her before and invited that kind of treatment, I wouldn't be saying squat about it now.

It's too much to say that my feelings are hurt, because I don't give a flying fuck what either of them think of me, but it still doesn't feel good to have people screaming "Hell no" about the notion of having sex with you.

But some people aren't too good at giving a shit about anyone else's feelings. I'm figuring out, gradually, who those people are around here. They pose like they're so sweet with "vibes" and "congrats" about this shit or that shit, but you know what they say, "Our humanity is judged by how we treat the most wretched among us.

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Dude...chill. I REALLY REALLY REALLY wouldn't have sex with you. Sorry, but you just don't fit the criteria I look for in someone I would have sex with. Does that mean you should respond with bitching or throwing insults around? Nope. It just means that everybody can't be into everybody, and you're one of the people I'm just not that into. Don't be offended if others reach the same conclusion. We've all got our own likes, dislikes, and pet peeves, and they're usually formed long before we meet someone. That's just life. I'm sure there are plenty of women (and men, for that matter) who are or would be into you, otherwise you wouldn't have been out buying condoms last night. ;)

Blues,
Dave



You don't fuckin' see it, do you?

People came out of the woodwork to mean-spiritedly single out me and a couple others and then say "Hell no" they wouldn't have sex with them.

Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have sex with GFD with your dick. It's not about feeling crushed "aww, gee, she doesn't want me." It's about being singled out when I hadn't said boo to her.

I know that she and others fuck around with Frenchy that kinda way, but she and I are not on that kind of a level that such a comment is rightly taken as a joke. It's taken instead as just being fuckin' mean.

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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People came out of the woodwork to mean-spiritedly single out me...

It's about being singled out when I hadn't said boo to her.

...she and I are not on that kind of a level that such a comment is rightly taken as a joke. It's taken instead as just being fuckin' mean.



I have one standard response to this kind of complaint.

Awwww, you poor wittle.... umm, person. I just realized I shouldn't use the full standard response while you're taking everything so seriously. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Sure I know it looks like I'm being so serious. But the thing is, when you're lampooned by FRIENDS of yours, it's one thing. When you're lampooned and ridiculed by people who are NOT your good friends, it's much more like just a mean thing, intended to have fun utterly at your expense and while intending actual insult or derogation.

You understand the difference, right? If you and some good female friend have that kind of joking thing where you can make what would otherwise be rude comments, it's one thing. When someone makes that kind of comment and they are not a close friend, it's very different.

-Jeffrey
-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"

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Sure I know it looks like I'm being so serious. But the thing is, when you're lampooned by FRIENDS of yours, it's one thing. When you're lampooned and ridiculed by people who are NOT your good friends, it's much more like just a mean thing, intended to have fun utterly at your expense and while intending actual insult or derogation.

You understand the difference, right? If you and some good female friend have that kind of joking thing where you can make what would otherwise be rude comments, it's one thing. When someone makes that kind of comment and they are not a close friend, it's very different.



Actually, no. First of all, you weren't lampooned or ridiculed, at least as far as I saw (that may change as a result of your response). Secondly, the women who I am not good friends with are the first ones I expect to say they wouldn't want to have sex with me. My friends would probably break it to me a bit more gently. If I was in a bar, and someone asked some random patron if she'd have sex with me, I'd expect a much more blunt response than if I asked a female friend if she'd have sex with me. But that's just me. Your mileage obviously varies. LMAO :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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