Girlfalldown 0 #1 June 7, 2005 Is there some kind of class the British go to when they're young in order to learn how to take a proper piss at each other? It seems like most of the English guys I know are really awesome at insulting each other. I need to learn how to do that. What's the secret? Is there a book or something? So I can't spell, so what? Oh and fuck off! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 June 7, 2005 I think you just did - British is with one "t". you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #3 June 7, 2005 There's only one T in British, you brainless moron. While we are at it, English starts with a capital E.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #4 June 7, 2005 Also, is there a reason why they say me instead of I? Example... I am going to get me rig and go skydiving! I've always wondered that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #5 June 7, 2005 QuoteThere's only one T in British, you brainless moron. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #6 June 7, 2005 My too. Example... I going to get me rig instead of my rig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #7 June 7, 2005 QuoteAlso, is there a reason why they say me instead of I? Example... I am going to get me rig and go skydiving! I've always wondered that. versus I am going to get I rig and go skydiving???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #8 June 7, 2005 QuoteI am going to get me rig and go skydiving! you forgot the "cha-cha chacha cha" Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #9 June 7, 2005 Shannon.. You know when you learn a new language, you learn the fun / bad words first? And then when you start speaking that language, that's all you know how to say? I think that's your answer right there.... they're not very smart and there's lack of education, so all they know is how to cuss... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #10 June 7, 2005 Where would you use 'I' instead of 'me' in that sentence? Neither make sense. Me is used sometimes colloquially for 'my' but only in some dialects.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #11 June 7, 2005 Piss off, ye bleedin' wanker - those 'r' me mates! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #12 June 7, 2005 Scroll down a little bit I fixed it before you all said anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #13 June 7, 2005 QuoteScroll down a little bit I fixed it before you all said anything. oh no you didnt...i got your quote in my response before you changed it...your just a tad bit to slow Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #14 June 7, 2005 Quote ....order to learn how to take a propper piss at each other?.... 1) The proper way to spell proper is P-R-O-P-E-R... (sorry it was there...read any of my postings and you can raz me back on spelling without a problem)... 2) Their Brits...what do you expect... (to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...)______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #15 June 7, 2005 If you wanna see a really fun dialect, go to my site at www.geordielee.co.uk and click on 'Geordie dictionary'. Good luck understanding it.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 June 7, 2005 Something about their lucky charms being soggy and scratchy underwear... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #17 June 7, 2005 Quote2) Their Brits...what do you expect... (to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...) Whit is actually WIT. Or in your case, witless. lolLee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #18 June 7, 2005 QuoteQuote ....order to learn how to take a propper piss at each other?.... 1) The proper way to spell proper is P-R-O-P-E-R... (sorry it was there...read any of my postings and you can raz me back on spelling without a problem)... 2) Their Brits...what do you expect... (to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...) Dude I made like 10 freaking typos and spelling mistakes in this thread already! I really am pathetic! That'll teach me to post before spellchecking. edited for spelling. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #19 June 7, 2005 QuotePiss off, ye bleedin' wanker - those 'r' me mates! Mine too.. I had a more English response ready for ya, but I don't want to post it here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #20 June 7, 2005 QuoteQuotePiss off, ye bleedin' wanker - those 'r' me mates! Mine too.. I had a more English response ready for ya, but I don't want to post it here Don't be such a girl. Post it. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 June 7, 2005 I think they're bitter because they have to eat "spotted dick" growing up. Yeah it's some sort of pudding I think Ewwww, I'd be bitter too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallingchip 0 #22 June 7, 2005 QuoteQuote2) Their Brits...what do you expect... (to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...) Whit is actually WIT. Or in your case, witless. lol Like I posted in #1...no problem finding my witlessness...______________________________________________ "A radical man is a man with both feet firmly planted in the air." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GeordieSkydiver 0 #23 June 7, 2005 Actually, you need to hear a Glaswegian swear and curse. There's really no better swearers in the UK. G'AWY TE F**K, Y' SOAP DODGER! FO' A STICK TH' HEED ON YA! And such like.Lee _______________________________ In a world full of people, only some want to fly, is that not crazy? http://www.ukskydiver.co.uk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #24 June 7, 2005 Quotelucky charms being soggy Their British Sebazz not Irish! Wait a minute...is Ireland in England? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #25 June 7, 2005 QuoteI think they're bitter because they have to eat "spotted dick" growing up. Yeah it's some sort of pudding I think Ewwww, I'd be bitter too. Yorkshire pudding is like coagulated meat guts. Tastes pretty good though. -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites