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Is there some kind of class the British go to when they're young in order to learn how to take a proper piss at each other? It seems like most of the English guys I know are really awesome at insulting each other. I need to learn how to do that. What's the secret? Is there a book or something?



So I can't spell, so what?

Oh and fuck off! :D

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Shannon..

You know when you learn a new language, you learn the fun / bad words first? And then when you start speaking that language, that's all you know how to say?

I think that's your answer right there.... they're not very smart and there's lack of education, so all they know is how to cuss... :P

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....order to learn how to take a propper piss at each other?....



1) The proper way to spell proper is P-R-O-P-E-R...:D
(sorry it was there...read any of my postings and you can raz me back on spelling without a problem)...;)

2) Their Brits...what do you expect...:D
(to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...B|)
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2) Their Brits...what do you expect...:D
(to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...B|)



Whit is actually WIT. Or in your case, witless. lol:D
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....order to learn how to take a propper piss at each other?....



1) The proper way to spell proper is P-R-O-P-E-R...:D
(sorry it was there...read any of my postings and you can raz me back on spelling without a problem)...;)

2) Their Brits...what do you expect...:D
(to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...B|)



Dude I made like 10 freaking typos and spelling mistakes in this thread already! I really am pathetic! That'll teach me to post before spellchecking.


edited for spelling. :P

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2) Their Brits...what do you expect...:D
(to the Brits...again I am sorry that to was there for the taking...but I am American so you understand I am an asshole too but without whit...B|)



Whit is actually WIT. Or in your case, witless. lol:D




Like I posted in #1...no problem finding my witlessness...:D
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Actually, you need to hear a Glaswegian swear and curse. There's really no better swearers in the UK.

G'AWY TE F**K, Y' SOAP DODGER! FO' A STICK TH' HEED ON YA!

And such like.
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I think they're bitter because they have to eat "spotted dick" growing up. Yeah it's some sort of pudding I think;) Ewwww, I'd be bitter too.



Yorkshire pudding is like coagulated meat guts. Tastes pretty good though.

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