Roommate pranks (Give best idea and win BEER!)

[freeflir29 0]

Go eat Mexican food and drink lots of beer on a Friday night. When you get up Saturday morning......poop in their pillow cases.

[kbordson 8]

He wanted pranks...... not ways to kill them.

[freeflir29 0]

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not ways to kill them.

More likely they would kill him!

[kansasskydiver 0]

hahahah that's great man. I filled up my roommates room with balloons once. That was a riot

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[lawrocket 3]

A simple one that is not destructive is the wall of beer cans. For this you need a door that swings in. Get 5 cases of beer in cans. Drink them and save the cans without crushing them. Build a wall right outside the door of beer cans. When the dorr is opened in the morning (or afternoon or evening, depending on sleeping habits) the pressure from the door will suck the empty beer cans into a shower that pelts the mark. Simplicity scale - easy.

Another thing to do is get a friend to start stalking one of them by leaving messages on the answering machine. These messages should be left always when the roommate is gone. Give the "stalker" inside information that the roommate would figure this woman could only know if she had a damned video camera in the room, i.e., "You looked so good in those blue shorts with your shirt off as you prepared dinner last night. I could almost smell it, and wish that you would have made it for me." After a couple of days, it gets spoooky!

Another one to do is to hold a meeting with all of them and ask which of the roommates left the gay porn out. Have a magazine or something with you to say, "I found thi sitting out on the living roomo couch. I don't know and I don't care which one of you did it - to each his own - but sometimes we have people over who get upset by this, so just leave it in your room." This will cause curiosity amongst all roommates as to who likes the gay porn, and you'd be the only one they don't suspect.

All of these are very easy and non-destructive. The latter two do play pretty cool psychological games, and I can testify to their effectiveness.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Dougiefresh 0]

In college, I once turned my neighbors' room entirely upside down. Everything was exactly where it had been, just flipped.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams

[gmanpilot 0]

When I was a kid, we would put a lantern battery behind the commode and run in two wires...bzzzt!!
These days, I would go for a more subtle apporach. Some sort of low-load battery where he will just have a puzzled/concerned look on his face when he walks out of the bathroom.

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[sistaluv 0]

Ok this one is mean.....

bye them lottery ticket with the last winning numbers and get a coppy of the winning numbers and they think they won.....be prepared to have them freak on ya.....

Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life

[Rebecca 0]

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Ok this one is mean.....

bye them lottery ticket with the last winning numbers and get a coppy of the winning numbers and they think they won.....be prepared to have them freak on ya.....

Ooh that's cold!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[sistaluv 0]

Ya I know it happened to me....my friends and I play pranks all the time. That one really really sucked!!! Like bigtime!!!!

Blue Skies and Terminal Memories 4 Life

[Brains 2]

I learned this one on this site:

Go to their personal computer and take a screenshot of their desktop. Set that as their wallpaper. Then go and hide the icons. Basically everything will look normal but none of the icons will work. It works great.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[kansasskydiver 0]

To do that one properly you also have to hide their task bar. It's fun

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[Brains 2]

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To do that one properly you also have to hide their task bar. It's fun

D'oh! i forgot that part. I cought my dad just as he was in the process of doing a full system restore. I had to quit laughing long enough to fix it for him.

Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you.

[missg8tordivr 0]

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hahahah that's great man. I filled up my roommates room with balloons once. That was a riot

....even better, fill some the baloons with plain or colored rice, so when they go about it the easy way, they get rice all over the room!

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[LilZilla 2]

I learned this one from a teacher at my old christian high school. Pretty funny stuff. Go buy some powdered milk. Next pull the sheets off your roommates bed. Sprinkle the powder all over the mattress but not too much that it will make the sheets puff up dust when you get in bed. Put the sheets back and give it a few days. Naturally you sweat when you sleep, that mixes with the milk and gets into your pores, thus making you smell like rotten milk everywhere you go. I haven't tried this yet but sounds like it would really work. Hahaha, this fun just thinking about it!!! Have fun.

[elias123 0]

"thus making you smell like rotten milk everywhere you go."


show em this (sry dont know how to make a clicky)
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/twophotos1.html

"In a mad world, only the mad are sane"

[wmw999 2,148]

Dunno if guys sit at night. But this works with a woman.
Before going to bed, put a thin piece of fishing line with a white feather on it across the bottom of the toilet seat. When she sits down, she'll feel something tickling her and go apeshit.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[WrongWay 0]

Put random things in the refrigerator that shouldn't be there.....a pint of pig's blood, a dead rat in a ziplock bag, etc..... (Bet ya ten bucks they freak out)

Wrong Way
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[4WayXena 0]

Step 1 - Get a can of GEL shaving cream. It's gotta be the GEL type.
Step 2 - Freeze the can overnight.
Step 3 - Poke a hole in the side of the can
Step 4 - Put it in a dresser drawer and wait for the gel to thaw.

As the gel thaws, it squirts out the hole and all over the inside of the dresser drawer. Got 5 drawers? Use 5 cans.

[PLFXpert 0]

Depending on the size of the bed---take Saran wrap and while roomate is sleeping and go under bed, over top of sleeping roomate, over and over fairly tight. When he wakes up, he won't be able to move.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.