LilZilla

A man and a woman are sharing an elevator down. The woman in a good mood greets the man, “hi there, did you donate your blood for $50 too?” The man looked at her and responded “no, I’m here donating sperm and got $100 for it.” The woman’s smile vanished and she left the elevator irritated. A few weeks later the same man and woman run into each other on the same elevator. The man looks at her and says “Are you donating more blood today?” She immediately looked at him, and with her mouth full and unable to talk, shakes her head no.

Ha! The golden years of my jumping days. I started jumping in 2003 in Aerohio and moved to Emerald coast Skydiving Center in 2004. Miss those days!!! Haven’t made a jump since 2009 but I still get on here once a year or so to see what’s up.

Long before MS/FB, this site has consumed so many hours while at work. God I miss jumping. Last jump was in 2009.

Biggest WTF moment of my life is when I gave up skydiving 10 years ago because I wanted to spend more time with my girlfriend. Gosh damn, 10 years ago! I mean that's at least 2-5k jumps I've missed out on. FML

Didn't catch any rules about not being able to pregame. ;)

My two cats believe that regardless of it being the weekend, I am to wake up at exactly 6am to feed them. Scratches on the butt or bites on the nose are to keep me in check if I hit the kittie thinking they're snooze buttons. Christmas trees are nothing more than fun green kittie club house. And she who makes it to the star on top wins. Hard food that is mixed w/ soft food should be flung out of the kittie dish to easily access the soft food. Vacasions or deployments to the desert are bad. They prove this by pulling out all the clothes I've just packed into the bag. And lastly that once they're let outside, they're free and a game of catch me if u can must be established. Fences must be jumped in this game to help make it fun.

Thanks for the reply and advise. Before I sell off my gear I plan on doing the tandoms as requested. I'm having such a hard time mustering up the will to sell my gear. lol...

Don't like you cuz u make noise huh? lol... I can see how it would get slightly annoying but who cares. Everyone is out there to have fun n fly. Not like they always have to deal w/ the engine.

Looks like a pretty nice setup. That would be really useful in a location where it's totally flat and tows aren't much of an option. I've been looking into that route as well.

How do you like the Sport II? I'm looking up gliders now but I'm not familiar with any of the manufactures. I'm assuming Wills Wings is equivalent to PD in the skydiving world? How much would my skydiving experience shift over to HG n jumping into the Sport II? Or would that be too hi performance for starting out? I plan on taking all the neccessary classes prior to buying a glider. Just doing research now.

hahaha... Paragliding looks pretty sweet too. However it doesn't have the speed HGs have. Each have their own pros. I def wouldn't mind hittin that up if HG wasn't an option.

From what you remember of it, how did it compare to skydiving? With the new technology found in gliders today, it's amazing what you can do. I must admit, in skydiving, my greatest draw isn't the freefall but the ride down under my parachute. I'm highly considering selling off my skydiving gear n going to hang gliding.

Any hang gliding pilots in here? What do you fly?

my parents named their cat MEEKER

Hey! Can't forget about that damn dragon movie Reign of Fire! The 30 second men!!! Talk about some bad asses... Also super relistic.