Nullified 0 #1 August 14, 2005 From the incident report: Beloved victim was reported missing by several close friends. After weeks of search and rescue operations, the skydiving gear of young ****** ****** was recovered. Main and reserve canopies were both in an undeployed state, Cypres was turned off and dusty. As the rig was pulled from the cobwebs of ****** ******'* locker at The Ranch, it was immediately apparent to the search and rescue team that the equipment of young ****** ****** had suffered an extensive period of inactivity. Shortly thereafter, forensic DNA testing offered a breakthrough in discovering the whereabouts of young ****** ******. Pursuant to the lead obtained from the neglected gear, young ****** ****** was found in his home town of *******, **., urinating while sitting down, with a look of great shame on his face, and severe lacerations covering 80% of his body. Upon close examination, these lacerations were found to resemble the shape of a clitoris. Rescuers believe that due to extreme pussywhipping, young ****** ******had been stripped of all dignity. His manhood was pronounced dead at the scene. Main PD PS143 Reserve PDR 176 Container Mirage G3 AAD Cypres RSL None Ballsack MIA We miss you, buddy. Stay safe, Mike If you're gonna' be stupid, well, then you're most likely stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 August 14, 2005 Damn--that is truly tragic. My heart goes out to all of his skydiving family! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #3 August 14, 2005 QuoteRescuers believe that due to extreme pussywhipping Whats the punishment for that crime. I think an express route to the chair should be in order.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 August 14, 2005 I guess it's too bad for some when somebody finds something better to do than skydiving. Get over it.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #5 August 14, 2005 Condolences....a lost manhood mas turned in to manifest last week, maybe it was his. BTW...nice avatar...who does your hair?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 August 14, 2005 that was friggen funny.... Love your sig line QuoteIf you're gonna' be stupid, well, then you're stupid. Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #7 August 14, 2005 At the Ranch, the punushment would be colapsing one side of your slider before you pack. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 August 14, 2005 The photo of his rescue finally came in... I hope he can be rehabilitate! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #9 August 14, 2005 Edit for personal attack. Don't do it again. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #10 August 15, 2005 QuoteEdit for personal attack. Don't do it again. Assuming that you're serious, lighten up and let the forum moderators do their job. (They're actually quite capable.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 August 15, 2005 QuoteAssuming that you're serious, lighten up and let the forum moderators do their job. (They're actually quite capable.) You'll note that the post said (This post was edited by skymama on Aug 14, 2005, 2:47 PM) Yes, they are quite capable and did their job this time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #12 August 15, 2005 QuoteAssuming that you're serious, lighten up and let the forum moderators do their job. (They're actually quite capable.) For real. Isn't this supposed to be a FUNNY thread? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PrairieDoug 0 #13 August 15, 2005 NWFlyer, I hereby plead guilty to being confused... I misread the post. Like Walt said, let's get off this tangent and back to the original thread, which I found hilarious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 August 15, 2005 QuoteQuoteRescuers believe that due to extreme pussywhipping Whats the punishment for that crime. I think an express route to the chair should be in order. The problem with that is that pussywhipping is one of those "victimless" crimes in which both the victim and offender are consenting. I'm not normally a bleeding heart liberal, but in this case I would push for rehabilitation for both the victim and the offender. Of course, repeat pussywhippers should be dealt with harshly! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dharma1976 0 #15 August 17, 2005 Last seen in zephyrhills by me... but that was like 2 winters ago Davehttp://www.skyjunky.com CSpenceFLY - I can't believe the number of people willing to bet their life on someone else doing the right thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrEaK_aCcIdEnT 0 #16 August 17, 2005 what? i was just joking around... no personal attack was intended. Just playing off the other treads comment about being whipped...that sucks. ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD! DoNt MiNd ThE tYpOs, Im LaZy On CoRrEcTiOnS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
