j0nes 0 #1 August 24, 2005 what's your style? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #2 August 24, 2005 If you fart in the plane it is annoying and if you fart in the air it is air pollution. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0nes 0 #3 August 24, 2005 but what's your STYLE mein schotz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 August 24, 2005 Quotebut what's your STYLE mein schotz Hey girly, it's spelled Schatz, first of all, and second of all, I don't know anyone who "partakes" of a fart, unless you mean inhaling it on purpose. Words that work in lieu of 'partake' are 'participate', 'fart', 'activate pressure release valve'... you get the picture. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0nes 0 #5 August 24, 2005 Quote I don't know anyone who "partakes" of a fart, unless you mean inhaling it on purpose. the activity in question is mile high flatulation of which one may partake Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 August 24, 2005 QuoteQuote I don't know anyone who "partakes" of a fart, unless you mean inhaling it on purpose. the activity in question is mile high flatulation of which one may partake Still sounds funny... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #7 August 24, 2005 the solution to pollution is dilution! (aka air out your farts!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #8 August 24, 2005 hold it in. Its rude, and smeel bad when in a tight place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j0nes 0 #9 August 24, 2005 alright, who are the liars who voted that they NEVER fart? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uponone 0 #10 August 24, 2005 I partake but only to compete with all the other partakers (including girls) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #11 August 24, 2005 Its a known fact that single women do not fart! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uponone 0 #12 August 24, 2005 cough cough *bullshit* cough Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #13 August 24, 2005 Do I have to explain WHY that's true? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #14 August 24, 2005 I like the way Raff at Hollister puts it. When he is working tandems, the airplane is his office. He would never think of farting in your cube, so don't fart in his.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #15 August 24, 2005 QuoteIf you fart in the plane it is annoying and if you fart in the air it is air pollution. Its a game on the ride to alti at the DZ. I once saw a friend order an EXTRA helping of refried beans just so he'd have more "game". and yes. it was rancid.Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #16 August 24, 2005 QuoteI once saw a friend order an EXTRA helping of refried beans just so he'd have more "game". I once saw a pilot make the whole load get out at 3k because someone farted. No refund on the jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #17 August 24, 2005 Quotewhat's your style? Me - I'm a reformed "grower and distributor" but, alas, no checkbox for the category. And I try not to partake ... Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 August 24, 2005 QuoteQuoteI once saw a friend order an EXTRA helping of refried beans just so he'd have more "game". I once saw a pilot make the whole load get out at 3k because someone farted. No refund on the jump. you on Mullins plane? hes legendary for that! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
droquette 0 #19 August 24, 2005 i think if you gotta fart then do it... no need to add pressure to skydiving... I fart all the time and get pissed cause they hardly ever reek.... on the other hand there are a few jumpers at my DZ who are infamous for putrid smelling gas.. I hate getting on the plane with these people after they eat. I think if you fart you should just admit it... I hate it when nobody takes the blame.... We all have to suffer through it anyway.. it would be nice to know who to blame... but in conclusion... farting on planes is one of the very few things i dont like about jumping out of planes. i guess i should try to get on more hot air ballon jumps or something...HISPA 72 ----- "Muff Brother" 3733 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #20 August 24, 2005 I have one thing to add. Fart Proudly -Benjamin Franklin"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #21 August 24, 2005 I want to add that I'm "that guy" on the plane with a car air freshner dangling from his chin strap. That is all. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BGill 0 #22 August 24, 2005 people seem to make farting out to be this serious crime. i don't know about you guys, but when i have to fart, most of the time it's damn near impossible to hold it in. if i put 100% effort into trying to retain it and people still get mad... i just find that irritating. it's a natural body function. some people can't help it. just laugh it off, open the door, whatever. farting is no big deal in my book Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #23 August 24, 2005 Holding it in is unhealthy, uncomfortable, and can result in a build-up of pressure that results in more than just a relieving expression of gas. Moral of the story: Fart for your health! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #24 August 24, 2005 Never get on the same load as a guy called Stu after he's had a curry the night before or a guy called Darren who seams to let go at 7k, you could set your alti by it especially in a small plane and Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #25 August 24, 2005 QuoteHolding it in is unhealthy, uncomfortable, and can result in a build-up of pressure that results in more than just a relieving expression of gas. Moral of the story: Fart for your health! That's what my Oma used to tell mePaint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
