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women = problems

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i've heard it as 'if it fucks, flies, or floats, it's gonna cost a lot and cause trouble.'



When my wife to be announced to one of her girl friends (who knew me) that we were engaged, the girl friend looked me squarelyi in the eye and asked: "So what are you going to do next, buy a boat and a plane?"
"Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there."

"Your statement answered your question."

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Gee, and all this time I thought women were just trouble that has feet.:)
Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off.
-The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!)
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Hey kingbunky, is that the rodent from Ice Age? Very cool. One of these days I'm gonna spend a little time figuring things out and put a decent pic in my profile.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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A test for some 5th grader boys might go like this:

Girls = cooties

cooties = evil

therefore:

Girls = evil

:D


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Had an ol' boy tell me one time that, 'Women are so evil! If, they didn't have a pussy... there'd be a bounty on 'em!':D


Chuck

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