missg8tordivr 0 #26 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuote Fuck the receptionist. [Unimpressed ] This is a penis thread...I am craving penis right now, not bush Plus, she is married. Can I try out for the team I'm craving using my penis Sure...come on down. hehe...I said come*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #27 October 11, 2005 QuoteSo answer me this question, my wife used to worship the ivory shaft all the time, without asking, coersion, having to get totally shit-faced etc. When we were dating, she would just do the wonderful deed whenever, and she seemed to enjoy it. I still enjoy going down on her and do so all the time, without asking etc. Now, however, it seems like it is a chore. She usually mentions something like, "this had better not take long" blah blah blah..... What the F#$K is UP!!! I want to scream, and now I want a BJ Oh, c'mon, man, you've heard the old joke? "Why does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle? Because she knows she's just given her last blow job." I'd say show this to your wife. If she says you're not following any of the rules, well, by all means, listen to her and start following them!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #28 October 11, 2005 QuoteWhy does a bride smile when she's walking down the aisle? Because she knows she's just given her last blow job." Naaa... you just have to pick'em right .Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #29 October 11, 2005 Quote Parking at the air port............ $10 Last minute ticket to Florida.....$650 Having your frustrations/and hers relieved, because you read a fellatio thread, by a complete stranger who shares at least one thing in common with you PRICELESS!!! Well she is attractive....and older. I like them older types Quote for everything else there is KY Jelly Pudding. Master the possibilities There...fixed it for ya. *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #30 October 11, 2005 QuoteI swear every friggin' time I get raked by teeth; and girls don't understand why I'd rather just give than receive. It's just not worth it... if they can't do it right, I'd rather them not do it at all. A few years ago, I actually had a girl intentionally use her teeth, and then said, 'what? you don't like that?'. Idiot... On a positive note, when you ladies do it right, it's a beautiful thing! Especially when there's nothing to clean up! Jeff I use my knee to the side of their head to let them know just how much i don't appreciate that. Not real hard mind you just a quick tap Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #31 October 11, 2005 Quote to let them know Does Kim know about them Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #32 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuote to let them know Does Kim know about them Yes she does. she brings them over. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryno1972 0 #33 October 11, 2005 I follow the dang rules Dangit. No grabbing, always have a towel handy.. Exclaim what an awesome job is being done etc. glad to be here!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seekfun 0 #34 October 11, 2005 Quotefor everything else there is KY Jelly Pudding. Master the possibilities I can say from experience that oral and pudding don't always mix well. This goes the same for applesauce and yogurt. Be careful what you put in warm, moist places."...there is a there out there..." - Tom Robbins Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #35 October 11, 2005 So in the rules it doesnt state which is better Spit Swallow or Gurgle Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #36 October 11, 2005 Quoteor Gurgle No one likes a show-off... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #37 October 11, 2005 ***for everything else there is KY Jelly Pudding Or maybe Jello.So are you coming to the Harvest Moon BoogieMight be able to save a slot in the Rv Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #38 October 11, 2005 QuoteSo in the rules it doesnt state which is better Spit Swallow or Gurgle According to rule #3, any of those or other options apply: "It gives us time to decide if we're going to want it in our mouth, on our tits, in our hair, or shooting across the room to see if you can hit the wall this time.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 October 11, 2005 I could really care less what you do with it AFTER I come. Just leave my dick in your mouth until I am done. Pausing your motion during my orgasm helps prolong it too. Just a helpful hint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #40 October 11, 2005 you mean the girl has a choice??? hmmmmmmm Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #41 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuotefor everything else there is KY Jelly Pudding Or maybe Jello.So are you coming to the Harvest Moon BoogieMight be able to save a slot in the Rv Will have to see when and where that boogie is......and I will let you know *** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #42 October 11, 2005 Who said I was talking about you? I know how you like it jeesh, its others I was curious aboutSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #43 October 11, 2005 Quoteyou mean the girl has a choice??? hmmmmmmm If he doesn't give you the choice of spit or swallow, tell him he doesn't get the choice of blow job or no blow job. (That said, I'm already on record on DZ.com that there's only one correct choice ... and it's not "spit") Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #44 October 11, 2005 Keep the gift we give you don't throw it away.. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #45 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteyou mean the girl has a choice??? hmmmmmmm If he doesn't give you the choice of spit or swallow, tell him he doesn't get the choice of blow job or no blow job. (That said, I'm already on record on DZ.com that there's only one correct choice ... and it's not "spit") That is a good choice. You don't see me spitting after a girl orgasms. Or for that matter during. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #46 October 11, 2005 QuoteYou don't see me spitting after a girl orgasms. Or for that matter during. I'm usually doing my best to get my entire head inside her about then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #47 October 11, 2005 sigh , are you missing that vital part of the brain that helps you determine what to and not to post? Jeesh Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #48 October 11, 2005 Quotesigh , are you missing that vital part of the brain that helps you determine what to and not to post? Jeesh it is called a censor, we are born without one. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #49 October 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou don't see me spitting after a girl orgasms. Or for that matter during. I'm usually doing my best to get my entire head inside her about then. Uhhh, that is a little...ummm. well then. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #50 October 11, 2005 Quoteare you missing that vital part of the brain that helps you determine what to and not to post? Jeesh I was born without that.............yes............... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
