Ashtanga 0 #1 October 13, 2005 Anyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #2 October 13, 2005 see the oral sex threads Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 October 13, 2005 Im an ass kisser. I remind her that she bought me my first skydive. I cook. I do some laundry. and a bunch of other things that tend to keep me in good graces. that way when I screw up, I have plenty of good to balance it out! Oh, and I NEVER get yelled at, I get the silent treatment! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 October 13, 2005 Rock her world in bed. Well, wait, that might involve some yelling if you're really doing it right."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #5 October 13, 2005 QuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? On a similar note, anyone have any advice on surviving a skydive without a parachute? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyblu 0 #6 October 13, 2005 Quit making a mess all the time! If she didn't have to keep cleaning up after someone... maybe she'd be less cranky! /rant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #7 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? On a similar note, anyone have any advice on surviving a skydive without a parachute? Blues, Dave Take the deapest breath possible, then a little more just before you hit. Youll bounce like a rubber ball. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 October 13, 2005 QuoteI remind her that she bought me my first skydiver. I didn't realize those were for sale. Does Paragear carry them?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 October 13, 2005 Depends on the girl. For some it simply isnt possible. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #10 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteI remind her that she bought me my first skydiver. I didn't realize those were for sale. Does Paragear carry them? Nope, but "special" dropzones do! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tr027 0 #11 October 13, 2005 QuoteIm an ass kisser. I remind her that she bought me my first skydiver. I cook. Damn, I wish my g/f would buy me a skydiver! (preferably the female good-lookin type) I'm jealous now. You are so lucky!"The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it. " -John Galt from Atlas Shrugged, 1957 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 October 13, 2005 QuoteIm an ass kisser. ****Warning bad joke ahead****** Why do women love a man that kisses Ass??? They can turn around real quick!! *****Hey.. I said it was bad!!******* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #13 October 13, 2005 For some women you can't. Sometimes you just gotta endure it or get out. Or you can be one of those guys who run around trying to make everything perfect, but if she's that type, she'll always find something to bitch about. gotta learn to accept that you'll get yelled at sometimes & not beat yourself up about it everytime it happens. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #14 October 13, 2005 Sex Lots and Lots of Sex and not just any Sex, Great Sex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 October 13, 2005 cook, clean, get your unit enlarged, and always reply "you're right honey" to everything she says.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 October 13, 2005 Bad! baaad Jay! funny none the less. Truthfully, Id rather not have to kiss ass. Id soon just start on the front and stay there till shes happy! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #17 October 13, 2005 Quote Id soon just start on the front and stay there till shes happy! Good hippie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #18 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuote Id soon just start on the front and stay there till shes happy! Good hippie but of course! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #19 October 13, 2005 QuoteAnyone have any advice on how to keep a women happy so you don't get yelled at? Just be friends... don't date, marry, or have sex with them.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #20 October 13, 2005 QuoteJust be friends... don't date, marry, or have sex with them. ding....ding...ding...I think we have a winner. Although I think there still might be a chance to get yelled at. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteJust be friends... don't date, marry, or have sex with them. ding....ding...ding...I think we have a winner. Although I think there still might be a chance to get yelled at. yes. because youre ignoring her. or youre too distant... Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,122 #22 October 13, 2005 I'm pretty happy, and I rarely yell at myself. Does that count? Really, you can't make her happy. You can avoid adding to situations she's likely to be unhappy in (lack of cuddling, lack of attention, feeling like everything she does is both "women's work" and meaningless drudgery). But if her nature isn't happy, then you can't make it so. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #23 October 13, 2005 Quoteyes. because youre ignoring her. or youre too distant... So the answer is... Never Meet Any Women? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 October 13, 2005 QuoteBut if her nature isn't happy, then you can't make it so. Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!! We have a winner!! Some people (Male and/or Female) will find a crisis or something to get upset about no matter what you do or dont do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 October 13, 2005 QuoteQuoteyes. because youre ignoring her. or youre too distant... So the answer is... Never Meet Any Women? yes, if you fear the yelling. Me? i think its good. yell at me all you want. I dont care. I might start caring, when you shut the hell up and speak to me like a human, but until then, Im having a good time! but then again, Im a bit of a sadist! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
