swedishcelt 0 #1 October 24, 2005 She's back!!! It's 32 Fahnrenheit outside and my heat is off. The pilot is out and I can't find it or get a hold of my landlord. Need to get warm. Any suggestions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #2 October 24, 2005 Yeah, move to Texas. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #3 October 24, 2005 QuoteYeah, move to Texas. Um... any other suggestions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shall555 0 #4 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah, move to Texas. Um... any other suggestions? Sure. Drink beer. Almost any problem can be solved by having another beer. Other than that: hot cocoa, and call your sweetie up for some warm, uh, conversation. shall Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 October 25, 2005 QuoteYeah, move to Texas. She almost didhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #6 October 25, 2005 uhhhhhh...spontaneous combustion? Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #7 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteYeah, move to Texas. She almost didHey skinny!! May I offer you a cup of STFU?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #8 October 25, 2005 QuoteHey skinny!! May I offer you a cup of STFU?? That can be deconstructed in soooooo many ways. *swoon* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrendelKhan 0 #9 October 25, 2005 Sorry, maybe I was being too obtuse with my responses. What I meant in my first reply was "Come down to Texas and I garauntee every night will be hot and steamy, even when it's cold outside." and with the second I meant, "You might have to heat yourself up because I'm a few thousand miles too far awy to be of much assitance." Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #10 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYeah, move to Texas. She almost didHey skinny!! May I offer you a cup of STFU?? I don't know what flavour is the STFUhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #11 October 25, 2005 cuddle! That's how I stayed warm this weekend in the cold! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #12 October 25, 2005 I have no one to cuddle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob.dino 0 #13 October 25, 2005 QuoteUm... any other suggestions?[Unimpressed] Move to Australia? Or dig out the old Jane Fonda workout videos and jig your way to warmness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 October 25, 2005 Propane, or oil heat. If you have propane/natural gas it is easy to light the pilot(for a second there I thought you had your pilot chute outside, but that would just be silly) just make sure the primary valve is turned on thn there should be some sort of an inline valve, and then you push the red button that should be there and then viola you have heat... It's harder to explane an oil furnace without pictures and diagrams.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #15 October 25, 2005 natural gas skinny not a word Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #16 October 25, 2005 Quotenatural gas skinny not a word Beans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuotenatural gas skinny and sudsy not a word Beans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #18 October 25, 2005 ***I have no one to cuddle. QuoteIn the interest of humanity I volunteer my services and will cuddle, hug, or whatever you want to call it. And, yes you can call me your "Heat seeking booty monster""I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #19 October 25, 2005 I am the heat sucking booty monster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #20 October 25, 2005 QuoteI am the heat sucking booty monster. I am the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumpchikk 0 #21 October 25, 2005 I'm freakin cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been warm all day!!! I'm moving. I hate cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #22 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteI am the heat sucking booty monster. I am the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. I am the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-choo."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SudsyFist 0 #23 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI am the heat sucking booty monster. I am the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. I am the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-choo. "Do you have any... rubber walrus protectors?" "Caaaaaalllll the poliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccce..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pincheck 0 #24 October 25, 2005 Good time to visit friends or family or local minister or anyone who has heating. Go shopping always a good cheap way to staywarm (furniture storeare usually the Best) Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites swedishcelt 0 #25 October 25, 2005 I have none here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
swedishcelt 0 #19 October 25, 2005 I am the heat sucking booty monster. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #20 October 25, 2005 QuoteI am the heat sucking booty monster. I am the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #21 October 25, 2005 I'm freakin cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't been warm all day!!! I'm moving. I hate cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteI am the heat sucking booty monster. I am the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. I am the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-choo."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #23 October 25, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteI am the heat sucking booty monster. I am the keeper of the cheese... and you're the lemon merchant. I am the walrus. Koo-koo-ka-choo. "Do you have any... rubber walrus protectors?" "Caaaaaalllll the poliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccce..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #24 October 25, 2005 Good time to visit friends or family or local minister or anyone who has heating. Go shopping always a good cheap way to staywarm (furniture storeare usually the Best) Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #25 October 25, 2005 I have none here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
