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1. Part time attorney making good money;
2. Part time Mr. Mom being a good daddy and hubby;
3. Part-time musician;
4. NFL referee;
5. Luthier

I'm starting to work on the last one. The 4th will likely never happen - I don't have time. I've got the previous three covered, though, and I love it. Living a dream to have a high-paying job and time for domestic tranquility.:)


My wife is hotter than your wife.

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1. josh's girlfriend
2. josh's girlfriend
3. josh's girlfriend
4. josh's girlfriend
5. josh's girlfriend

Did anyone read this the first time and go....??????WTH?????:|



I thought it was refreshing. Too often, the stalking is going the other way. Usually, a new girl posts a pic and says she is single. This causes an avalanche of secret PMs by the hordes of the desparate. :D

Nice to see a gal with a preference now and then.
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1. josh's girlfriend
2. josh's girlfriend
3. josh's girlfriend
4. josh's girlfriend
5. josh's girlfriend

Did anyone read this the first time and go....??????WTH?????:|



I thought it was refreshing. Too often, the stalking is going the other way. Usually, a new girl posts a pic and says she is single. This causes an avalanche of secret PMs by the hordes of the desparate. :D

Nice to see a gal with a preference now and then.
B|



I hate to disappoint, but I ain't no gal!

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have you SEEN josh? he's a HUNK!



No, but at least you have direction. I can't even think of 5 ideal jobs.

My buddy was a coach for PGA golfers. He said, "eventually, every job becomes just another job". He said that about pro golfers who hit 2,000 balls every morning. I can't think of a job that I'd want to do that much.

I've been training for a job as Sunny's cabana boy. She needs to become wealthy so that she can support me. That wouldn't get boring. B|

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1. A dad
2. Law Enforcement
3. motorcycle shop owner/manager/builder

That's about it. I have been a professional skydiver, it was a great gig, I still instruct and still love it, just needed something that was more steady and had better benifits...I didn't put lottery winner or anything like that since if I did win it big, I'd still do what I do.:)

Sometimes life just happens, you get to enjoy it and every once in a while, a dream comes true and you're truely happy. I'm the lucky guy that had his dreams come true.:)
We'll see about my #1 dream before too long.;)
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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1. WWE wrestler
2. Nascar driver
3. private pilot
4. Mr. Mom
5. My own boss

Okay, the first two probably will never happen, #3 could if I gave up skydiving, #4 will be me starting in about 5 months, and I'm working on #5... :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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5. Quality Control Inspector - Scottish & Newcastle Breweries

I have to say I'm concerned about the lack of ambition most of you have shown [Unimpressed].



And I'm concerned about you. Couldn't you at least have chosen a half-decent brewery?



Ummmmm....John Courage, John Smith's, Dunston's, Carlsberg, McEwan's, Kronenbourg, Younger's (Rogue)...etc....etc........etc...................You're f*ckin' with me right? Tell me you're f*ckin' with me........

EDIT: Billy, if you need some Mr. Mom career counseling, my hourly rates are more than reasonable(beer). FREE TIP: Don't get too hung up on where the mates to all the baby socks go. It'll make you go postal.

PS: JC: Anyone who can drop the word luthier on a post is someone I must jam with one day.
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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My top 5

1. Air Force PJ
2. Mecical Doctor(general practice or Emergency Medicine)
3. Mad Scientist (biology)
4. Being a paid Firefighter/EMT
5. Real Estate Agent
Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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SCR 14192

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1. A dad
2. Mrs. Lund's genie (making her wishes come true)
3. Law Enforcement
4. motorcycle shop owner/manager/builder


That's about it. I have been a professional skydiver, it was a great gig, I still instruct and still love it, just needed something that was more steady and had better benifits...I didn't put lottery winner or anything like that since if I did win it big, I'd still do what I do.:)

Sometimes life just happens, you get to enjoy it and every once in a while, a dream comes true and you're truely happy. I'm the lucky guy that had his dreams come true.:)
We'll see about my #1 dream before too long.;)



Fixed that for ya, Dave... :P;):)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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FREE TIP: Don't get too hung up on where the mates to all the baby socks go. It'll make you go postal.



Easy solution: buy the plain socks - no worries about "ok, now *WHERE* is the other sock with pink piping and lace?"
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Ohhhh, yup, you got me on that one, thank you for fixing it for me.

Then again, choice number one would definately be instrumental in being her genie for her.;) Not yet, atleast not specifically trying yet, anything can happen at anytime though.:$:P

So when are you going to come visit again, HUH?
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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FREE TIP: Don't get too hung up on where the mates to all the baby socks go. It'll make you go postal.



Easy solution: buy the plain socks - no worries about "ok, now *WHERE* is the other sock with pink piping and lace?"



What the fuck is piping?! My God! You're in worse shape than me!!B|
OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

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(1) National Geographic Photographer
(2) World Traveler - Events Planner
(3) Personal Assistant to someone wealthy
(4) owner of a Victoria's Secret store:P
(5) have my own Realty Show:D:D

extra just in case - FBI Agent or Crime Scene Investigator
~Porn Kitty
WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

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