Need advice - Neighbor has a constant barking dog the poops all over my front lawn

[fireflytx 0]

My neighbor's dog barks CONSTANTLY when they are not home and they put him outside while they are not home. And then top top of that it shits all over my front yard when they let him out front. I have told him about the barking and he doesn't seem to do anything about it.

I have been trying to catch them when they are home to discuss this again but I think I am going to leave a letter with and advertisement for a citronella bark collar attach.

What do you think will remedy this situation?

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[NWFlyer 2]

A call to Animal Control?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[RhondaLea 3]

First of all, this is why you're jittery, so stop blaming it on the coffee.

Second, what Krisanne said.

rl

P.S. I feel for ya. People who allow their animals to drive others crazy should be locked in a cage.

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[fireflytx 0]

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First of all, this is why you're jittery, so stop blaming it on the coffee.

Second, what Krisanne said.

rl

HA HA thanks, that constant barking does work me up

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[kenz 0]

throw the poop back on their lawn.. but definitely write a letter, if nothing is done about it call animal control, or even file a complaint with the police for noise violation

"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me

[jumpergirl 0]

My brother had 2 dogs that WOULD NOT stop barking. All day and night they would bark, except when the were in the house, which was very rarely. The neighbors called the cops and had them go visit my brother. It took 2 visits, but he finally got the hint and let the dogs in more often. They didn't bark so much when they were outside after that.

[sid 1]

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What do you think will remedy this situation?

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[ccowden 0]

Video the dog barking for periods of time during different times of the day so the times and date are on the video, and also video the dog pooping in your yard. Give them a chance to remedy things by bringing to their attention, and if that doesn't work, call Animal Control and have them come see for themselves and show them the video.

[Kid_Icarus 0]

i would do the "Me, Myself, and Irene" deal. Walk over in the morning and pull your drawers down and take a steamer right there for all to see. Just my .02

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[hobbes4star 0]

a bigger dog meaner dog

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

We had the same problem...only it wasn't a noise violation until AFTER 10 p.m. So come 10 pm every night, you better bet those neighbors of ours brought in the freakin dogs!

I think you may end up finding out the same thing..I mean about the whole noise violation situation....Good Luck..I feel your pain...my neighbors ended up moving!!
Bobbi

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[wildcard451 0]

Leave a warning that you will shoot the dog.

then

shoot the dog.

then

shoot the owners.

Wait. Scratch that. Let the poor dog alone. Kill the owners.

[namgrunt 0]

collect the dog poop and do the right thing
return it
put it somewhere it(poop0 will be safe
like there porch

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[squink 0]

Wait. Scratch that. Let the poor dog alone. Kill the owners.

[rickjump1 0]

Don't get in a hurry. Wait until after sunset when there is just enough light to see. Start digging a hole in the front yard with a heavy shovel. When rover shows up, give him a bang and bury him. End of problem. This is a last ditch scenario. Be sure to try ccowen's idea first.

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[leapdog 0]

If you live where a housing association, tell them then they will do the work for you.

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[78RATS 0]

Kidnap dog. Use as wind drift indicator.

Next question.

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When them stupid ass bitches ask why

[josheezammit 0]

I agree with Robert, but instead of a windrift indicator, have him bronzed.....then give him back to the owners

Ahh, what a wonderful world.

[AggieDave 6]

Call your city's Animal Control and/or Code Enforcement. See if you can catch the dog on video taking a dump in your yard. Then you've got something to show your neighbor as well.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[AlexCrowley 0]

I'm sorry. I can't sit here quietly and let this continue without saying the following.

ADVICE

not

ADVISE

Thank you.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[wildblue 4]

I've come to hate the word 'advise' ... makes me think of 'please advise' .... which makes me want to use one of my two bullets.

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[fireflytx 0]

OK I changed it, was very outraged when I was typing, please don't kill me, honest mistake, nothing to get your panties in a bunch about

"Well behaved women rarely make history"

[NtheSeaOrSky 0]

Not exactly a remedy,

but you could set a sprinkler on your lawn
-it will either deter the dog from your yard (if it doesn't like water)
-or give the owners a soggy wet dog (which smells divine) to deal with in their house (if it does like water)



oh along those lines, dogs notoriously love to cover themselves in the scent of something dead (eu de peeewww), now image the unsuspecting neighbors' new room freshner as the dog roots around the house


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[missg8tordivr 0]

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[freefallfreak 0]

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oh along those lines, dogs notoriously love to cover themselves in the scent of something dead (eu de peeewww), now image the unsuspecting neighbors' new room freshner as the dog roots around the house.

Two words.....

SKUNK LURE!!!

TripleF

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