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EEEEEEWW! STOP!
Those are almost enough for me to hop to the straight side of the fence!

Girls to really go lesbian for...

Angelina Jolie
Scarlett Johansen
Famke Jansen (especially as Xenia Onatopp)
The girl that plays Shane on the L Word
The US Women's Pairs Beach Volleyball Team - like they're not already together...

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yeah you read it right.

1)Roxanne
2)Rosie O'donald
3)Starr Jones
4)Barbara walters

:D



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Dr. Ruth
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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yeah you read it right.

1)Roxanne
2)Rosie O'donald
3)Starr Jones
4)Barbara walters

:D



You should add Queen Latifah, for some reason she thinks she's hot. That movie she did with Steve Martin, Bringing down the house, was terrible. She is fat (not a monster, but she is fat). I apologize in advance if I come off as bashing the overweight (gravity has more of a hold on me than it should), but to cast her as the hot female interest in a movie is awful.

Steve Martin should have had the sense to turn that movie down.
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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EEEEEEWW! STOP!
Those are almost enough for me to hop to the straight side of the fence!

Girls to really go lesbian for...

Angelina Jolie
Scarlett Johansen
Famke Jansen (especially as Xenia Onatopp)
The girl that plays Shane on the L Word
The US Women's Pairs Beach Volleyball Team - like they're not already together...



Shit, why aren't *you* on the list?!!! Hell, I'd consider getting a sex change *and* going gay for you!

(Of course, I'd want to take you for a test drive first;))

Walt

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yeah you read it right.

1)Roxanne
2)Rosie O'donald
3)Starr Jones
4)Barbara walters

:D



You should add Queen Latifah, for some reason she thinks she's hot. That movie she did with Steve Martin, Bringing down the house, was terrible. She is fat (not a monster, but she is fat). I apologize in advance if I come off as bashing the overweight (gravity has more of a hold on me than it should), but to cast her as the hot female interest in a movie is awful.

Steve Martin should have had the sense to turn that movie down.



I'd do 'er.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'd just stay straight and do them for the money.



Sorry - But - um - I'd not do Rosie - She could blow me - but no thanks - he can keep her money.

I'll let you take good care of Dr. Ruth as well.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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yeah you read it right.

1)Roxanne
2)Rosie O'donald
3)Starr Jones
4)Barbara walters

:D



added -

Dr. Ruth



So there was a vote for Queen Latifah... Let's add some others

Ruth Bader Ginsburg (Supreme Court Justice)
Janet Reno
Chyna (the wrestling star)
Susan Lucci (come on you could get lost in the neck rolls her plastic surgeon hasn't fixed yet)
Barbara Bush (see above comment about Susan Lucci x10)
The fat scary chick that lives in the apartment next door and her gf - eeeeeek!

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EEEEEEWW! STOP!
Those are almost enough for me to hop to the straight side of the fence!

Girls to really go lesbian for...

Angelina Jolie
Scarlett Johansen
Famke Jansen (especially as Xenia Onatopp)
The girl that plays Shane on the L Word
The US Women's Pairs Beach Volleyball Team - like they're not already together...



Shit, why aren't *you* on the list?!!! Hell, I'd consider getting a sex change *and* going gay for you!

(Of course, I'd want to take you for a test drive first;))



4wayXena delivers a gentle bitch slap to Walt to remind him that there will be no test driving while he still has a d!@k and body hair.... Book those plane tickets for Sweden and we'll talk when you get back ;)

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This one time, at band camp, I was having sex with this hot chick. OK, so it wasn't at band camp, but she was hot, and we were having sex. Things were going fantastic, in fact a little too good, and I got close to, uh, finishing sooner than either of us wanted. I stopped to give it a rest for a second and she realized that I was walking a very fine line. Her immediate response was to yell "Margaret Thatcher naked!" in a attempt to calm me down.

It worked, but yes, I was still laughing when I eventually came. :D:D:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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4wayXena delivers a gentle bitch slap to Walt to remind him that there will be no test driving while he still has a d!@k and body hair.... Book those plane tickets for Sweden and we'll talk when you get back ;)



Damn, you are a tease!!!:D

Walt



maybe....B|

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4wayXena delivers a gentle bitch slap to Walt to remind him that there will be no test driving while he still has a d!@k and body hair.... Book those plane tickets for Sweden and we'll talk when you get back ;)



Damn, you are a tease!!!:D

Walt



maybe....B|



Yeah, you're "all that" and you know it!

I miss you and that beautiful smile.

Walt

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Her immediate response was to yell "Margaret Thatcher!"



That's one cool chick!



I'd forgotten she included the word "naked" . In any case, it was a slightly cruel but very effective strategy, and hilarious at that. :D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Girls to really go lesbian for...

Angelina Jolie agreed
Scarlett Johansen maybe
Famke Jansen (especially as Xenia Onatopp) who?
The girl that plays Shane on the L Word oh HELL yeah
The US Women's Pairs Beach Volleyball Team - like they're not already together... maybe, but not all of them



:D:P:):$:DB|

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I'd go gay for 4wayxena....



:):P:$B|:D

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But she'd never teach me anything about skydiving - so, I guess I'll just stick with men

>:(:D



HA! That woman can teach us ALL something about skydiving. I can't wait to jump with her again. B|

OH! Dare I tell... I will have some great pics to post of 4wayxena... but it's still several months away... I can't wait. >:(:):P

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Me too! She is a blast. She REALLY is good at TAIL.....I mean she likes tail alot. Gets down on it right on time. I think she is the queen of all tail. If tail were my thing, i'd give it up just for her>:(


...oh...i was talking about her flying at the tail slot.

:)

...that is all.


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