briguy 0 #1 March 21, 2006 besides the obvious surfing on this site, what else do you do / have you done while on company time? for me: (previous jobs) went to a movie once broke a copy machine, on purpose used company cell phone to call international long distance just to rack up some charges (this job) used company printer for printing out my tax return (approx 40 pages) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #2 March 21, 2006 I'm self-employed...so the answer is YES! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 March 21, 2006 Yeah, like people are going to post what they do on company time. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #4 March 21, 2006 Quote went to a movie once Wow, what a rebel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #5 March 21, 2006 Yeah...I truly did some "wonderful" things when I was my own boss!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaM 0 #6 March 21, 2006 Chat on IM... allows me to multitask and keeps me from getting bored.. ie i'm more productive.. ~ Lisa ~ Do you Rigminder? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #7 March 21, 2006 left work to go the range (while charging company time) left work to go jumping (while charging company time) left work to go drinking (while charging company time) played backgammon played scrabble played a variety of other online games looked at porn played basketball played ping pong did homework did work for another job slept please note, i was trying to get fired. addendum to note: i did not get fired. addendum to addendum: i got a raise.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #8 March 21, 2006 Quoteused company printer for printing out my tax return (approx 40 pages) Holy shit...are you serious? Please tell me you are kidding. You should have your nuts cut off for such a heinous crime. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #9 March 21, 2006 Quoteleft work to go the range (while charging company time) left work to go jumping (while charging company time) left work to go drinking (while charging company time) played backgammon played scrabble played a variety of other online games looked at porn played basketball played ping pong did homework did work for another job slept please note, i was trying to get fired. addendum to note: i did not get fired. addendum to addendum: i got a raise. I'd love to do that on a job one time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 March 21, 2006 Its alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome back. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #11 March 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteused company printer for printing out my tax return (approx 40 pages) Holy shit...are you serious? Please tell me you are kidding. You should have your nuts cut off for such a heinous crime. Dude, think about all the trees! You evil evil bastard. The environment comes first. What he did was very very wrong and you should not harass him for it. I'm glad he removed the sand form his vagina and could own up to his own shortcomings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #12 March 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteleft work to go the range (while charging company time) left work to go jumping (while charging company time) left work to go drinking (while charging company time) played backgammon played scrabble played a variety of other online games looked at porn played basketball played ping pong did homework did work for another job slept please note, i was trying to get fired. addendum to note: i did not get fired. addendum to addendum: i got a raise. I'd love to do that on a job one time. it's really not that hard. once you stop caring and realize th at you are very necessary to what they're doing, you can get away with anything.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 March 21, 2006 Quoteplease note, i was trying to get fired. addendum to note: i did not get fired. addendum to addendum: i got a raise. So... you're saying you're the living embodiment of the Peter Principle? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #14 March 21, 2006 Quoteit's really not that hard. once you stop caring and realize th at you are very necessary to what they're doing, you can get away with anything. nm, I guess I did do that back when I was working for a paid ambulance company and was their only ALS medic. Yeah, I should have been fired many times. But those are stories for another time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #15 March 21, 2006 Carnal Knowledge with a farm animal on the boss's desk...while he was sitting there! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #16 March 21, 2006 you failed to mention: sucked off boss and forgot to swallow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #17 March 21, 2006 I'm my own boss. Oh, yeah - I ama co-owner of it with my wife. Therefore, 24 hours per day is company time. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #18 March 21, 2006 I used to turn up late EVERY day because of transport. I was nearly exactly always an hour late but left at the same time as everyone else, but the way i saw it was i was doing the hardest job on my own and didnt get relief until after they had their breaks meaning i didnt get one. So when they started complaining about me leaving at the same time as them i just didnt care. When it was really annoying i used to spend extra long in the shower (had to shower in a and out of rooms, was a genome research institute) and just lay on my back. I would literally lay there on the floor or sat against the shower wall for 40 minutes or so, it seriously is a hangover cure aswell.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #19 March 21, 2006 I just printed out the entire 2006 SIMS on my company computer. Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #20 March 21, 2006 Besides dropzone... Take about 2-3 hour lunches and say "I was at the main office talking about timesheets" IF questioned Come in late... daily Leave early... daily ebay shopping... daily Solitaire and Free Cell... daily Personal phone calls... hourly On-line games... almost daily Balancing my checkbook... almost daily Just bought a car - had to get a loan too I have told my boss to "fuck off" a couple of times, but he just laughs at me. I also told him if he ever asked me to get him coffee, the coffee would be poured in his lap, and I would be out the door. Other than that, I am the ideal employee. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 March 21, 2006 I'm guessing I've got about 20 jumps on company time, where I returned to work after a skydive...plenty more where I left work early to skydive and didn't return. I've been on the local news a few times now playing during the workday (jumping or at a bar). Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 March 22, 2006 At my old job i used to pack reserves in my office. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
