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kelel01

I'm never drinking again . . .

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Ugh. B|

And is it bad that I say that pretty much every other day?



They have support for that;)

No really. I've been considering it. We have a lot of friends who have quit drinking and it is really commendable. They seem to have just as much fun at all the parties and no hangovers. Can you imagine that extra $$ we'd have?
I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun!

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more than i thought! now, if you could just quit drinking also!!! need a 6 step plan like the jobs...

stop partying
bring along a pack of lifesavers
make friends with sober people
ummm....stop skydiving...


...nevermind that shit; just wait a couple of days and have another beer. :ph34r:

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I've never said that. I like alcohol too much. I have been hung over a total of one time. I think I learned my lesson on Jan. 1, 1996, that the fun the night before just was not worth it.

Why not try moderation with it?

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s it bad that I say that pretty much every other day?



Yes. Sorry to point this in a more serious direction, but that is a highly frightening comment.[:/] I used to enter a yearly pool with some friends and associates wherein every January, with the exception of the Super Bowl, we teetotaled. No alcohol.

I'm willing to enter into a "no alcohol April" with you. I haven't done that in a couple of years. Here's a good reason for me to do it. Of course, the honor system applies, and if you DO have alcohol some night in April, then we add five days to it, i.e., you continue alcohol free until May 5.

Up for it? Anyone else interested in joining?


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Oh come on, don't be a quitter... Alcoholism is a beautiful thing... It makes you fat and unhealthy, gives your skin a nice yellow tone, gives you a fashionably swollen liver, wipes out all those unnecessary little brain cells, all kinds of cool things... :)

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Ugh. B|

And is it bad that I say that pretty much every other day?



Could be, yeah. [:/]
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I'll dance, but I'm afraid the drinking ain't gonna happen. Granted, it's not April yet, but I'm not feelin' like consuming any booze tonight.



no worries - i don't feel like drinking any either
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