My Penis Dilemma

[funks 1]

Sometimes I reach down my pants and thank the almighty one for thinking of me when he was handing out penises. The image of a mighty oak comes to mind.

Other times I reach down there and its as if the average newborn baby could give me a run for my money.

I generally grope myself multiple times throughout the course of a day, so the above information takes into consideration different times of the day, temperatures, and other pertinent pieces of info that went into formulating this concern.

I am at a loss for words to explain this inconsistency in my manhood.

Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

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[waltappel 1]

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Sometimes I reach down my pants and thank the almighty one for thinking of me when he was handing out penises. The image of a mighty oak comes to mind.

Other times I reach down there and its as if the average newborn baby could give me a run for my money.

I generally grope myself multiple times throughout the course of a day, so the above information takes into consideration different times of the day, temperatures, and other pertinent pieces of info that went into formulating this concern.

I am at a loss for words to explain this inconsistency in my manhood.

Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

Gee, and I though I was the only one!

Walt

[airtwardo 6]

You sure it's YOUR pants you're checking all the time?

Things get confusing in a crowd!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[MrBounce 0]

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Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

You spend way too much time with your hands in your pants

Gavin

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.

[lisamariewillbe 1]

I would respond but Id probably be asked to delete it

Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this
Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this

[jumpergirl 0]

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You sure it's YOUR pants you're checking all the time?

Things get confusing in a crowd!

LMAO!!!!

That's the funniest thing I've read in the Bonfire in a while.

[NWFlyer 2]

Quit groping yourself. Problem solved.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Quit groping yourself. Problem solved.

Now who would want to choose that option?

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[NWFlyer 2]

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Quit groping yourself. Problem solved.

Now who would want to choose that option?

Someone who has someone else available to do the groping for him?

[GTAVercetti 0]

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Quit groping yourself. Problem solved.

Now who would want to choose that option?

Someone who has someone else available to do the groping for him?

Even then, somtimes you just want to do it to yourself.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

[turtlespeed 212]

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Quit groping yourself. Problem solved.

Now who would want to choose that option?

Someone who has someone else available to do the groping for him?

Even then, somtimes you just want to do it to yourself.

No - not so much . . .
Not if the "someone else" has talent -

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Even then, somtimes you just want to do it to yourself.

No - not so much . . .
Not if the "someone else" has talent -

[cocheese 0]

They say the smaller it is in the flacid state, the larger it will become when erect. Duh ?
But i think they mean to women: Never judge a dick by it's resting state or you'll be stuffed like animal at the county fair.
Mine goes from fun size to bulk purchase. That will teach her.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

"Any insight would be greatly appreciated."

Get a second opinion.


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[jumperconway 0]

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They say the smaller it is in the flacid state, the larger it will become when erect. Duh ?
But i think they mean to women: Never judge a dick by it's resting state or you'll be stuffed like animal at the county fair.

Mine goes from fun size to bulk purchase. That will teach her.

LMFAO!!!

[airtwardo 6]

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Mine goes from fun size to bulk purchase. That will teach her.

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The ole "Sam's Club STINGER"!!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[cocheese 0]

The ol Bait n switch at it's best. Hey, at least it's from smaller to larger, unlike those swinging dicks that take home all the chicks and can't get it up when it's time to get down.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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Even then, somtimes you just want to do it to yourself.

No - not so much . . .
Not if the "someone else" has talent -

It has nothing to do with skill.

[airtwardo 6]

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The ol Bait n switch at it's best. Hey, at least it's from smaller to larger, unlike those swinging dicks that take home all the chicks and can't get it up when it's time to get down.

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What we have here is a prime example of pure Alabama Black Snake...but it sure as hell ain't ...
'To Boo Coo!'

~Full Metal Jacket

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Even then, somtimes you just want to do it to yourself.

No - not so much . . .
Not if the "someone else" has talent -

It has nothing to do with skill.

That's kind of scary.

Do you hide in a bathroom stall on the floor eating Triscuits(R)?

I knew a chick in the army that did that. The girl was not right in the head, and I feared for my life every time she had live rounds...

[cocheese 0]

Too Boooooook Cooooooo !!!!!
Tooo booooc Koooooooo!!!

[airtwardo 6]

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Too Boooooook Cooooooo !!!!!
Tooo booooc Koooooooo!!!

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I won't be long...I'll skip the FOREPLAY!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~