NEW VOICES

[JUDYJ 0]

I recently got a new ride..

she/he talks to me..

If you could be the programmer...what would you like your new ride to say to you???


For me... it would be "Your other left, silly."
"Shileds up!"

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[Amazon 7]

You hear the voices too... KEWL

[NWFlyer 2]

You're good enough.
You're smart enough.
And doggone it, people like you.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[JUDYJ 0]

yep sure do hear him.... he sounds Hal from "2001 Space Odyssey"

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[JUDYJ 0]

or maybe just one or two "atta girl." that would help instead of "Make a U-Turn as soon as possible." ""Please turn the vehicle around.""

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[XXTurTleXX 0]

Hey! There's a cop right behind you... No! Don't look at him!... Check your speed. Sit up straight. Everything is cool. You're the worlds best driver... Oh S@#$! He put his lights on! You're on your own buddy!!

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[JUDYJ 0]

it even has a camera for when you back-up..I can see behind me..

the voice should say...something like...

HOW could you not see that pole???

Even if the cat is lurking behind you..you still can run it over!

IF you are going to be Stupid - you better be tough!

[lawrocket 3]

Mine would say:

"We have plenty of available turbo boost, law."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[popsjumper 2]

" I ain't a-goin' nowhere 'till you sober up..."

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[skylord 1]

"I can't do that, Dave"

For the Southern California Limited Editions, I would randomly play gunfire through the audio system, and uplink the video camera and make people pay $2.99 a minute to watch the reactions.

Also, with the female voice, when someone tromps down on the accelerator I would have it say, "Not now, I have a headache."

There you have it, that's why I am not a programmer of artificial voices.....

Bob

Bob Marks

"-when you leave the airplane its all wrong til it goes right, its a whole different mindset, this is why you have system redundancy." Mattaman

[Bolas 5]

Clicky

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.