MagicGuy 0 #1 April 7, 2006 I work for a wine and spirits distributor in Rhode Island, and we just had our annual Wine Show at one of the mansions in Newport. I'm a new guy, and because one of our suppliers didn't show, I had to take over his booth and pour the wine. It was port, which is like a dessert wine, so I didn't have many tasters. Anyways, my boss came to relieve me of my duties so I could go and eat, try some wines, mingle etc. While I was getting my food, I was approached by this creepy old dude. I was wearing a name tag, and he looked at it and looked at me and said "You have such a pretty name, that is a great name". "Oh, thanks". I'm not gay, but I'm not a homophobe either, let's just make that straight now. But it was creepy how he said it. He starts asking me some questions "So how old are you? You don't even look like you're old enough to drink wine". I told him "I'm 20, I work for the company and I'm helping them out with the show." He says "Ohh, ok. So Corey, do you have a girlfriend?" Ok, kind of weird, some old guy asking me if I have a girlfriend. But whatever, I'll play along. "Well, we aren't committed or anything, but I guess you could say I have one". (Old guy): "That's nice. What nationality are you, Corey? Are you italian?". (Me): "No, not Italian. Irish, Portuguese, English and French". (Old guy): "Ah, Portuguese, that's why you're so handsome. What a sexy combination. You must be a sexy guy". It get's worse... (Old Guy)" Are you interested in older women at all?". Me: "I've never dated anyone more than a year older, but I'm open to the thought". (Old guy): "Well, I have some women that I should introduce you to. They are millionaires, and I'm not talking 2 or 3 million, I'm talking 200 or 300 million. They are 50 but look like they're 30 because of all the plastic surgery. And the best part.. They'll pay YOU. What the fuck?!? (Old Guy): "I shouldn't even be telling you this, but for a blowjob, they'll give you $100 for 10 minutes. But you can't be shy, and you have to be clean. That's why they love the 20 year olds. I'm telling ya, they'll LOVE you. Are you interested? Is it something you would consider doing? This one guy was in town for 5 days and walked away with about $20,000." I was so creeped out by this fucking guy, I was almost at a loss for words. I told him that I make more than enough money to support myself, and that I have enough common sense and respect for myself to not do something like that. He gave me a smile, told me to keep being a good boy, and walked away. WEIRDO!!! I hate creepy old men.. oh and later on in the night I was hit on by a gay guy. Billy Joel said it right, Oh What A Night.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 April 7, 2006 No way in hell could I walk away from something like that without finding out more. I wouldn't actually *do* something like that, but I would have to find out if it was for real!!! Holy fuck!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 April 7, 2006 I could use 20k. a month of that and I could pay my house off!!!Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #4 April 7, 2006 $20K, huh? Did you get the guy's info? I could use $20k. I would normally do it for free anyway... :-)_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #5 April 7, 2006 Dude, obviously it's a tempting offer. But shit, the guy could be a cop for all I know, and agreeing to something like that could possibly be turned around into a prostitution charge or something. I'm all set.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 April 7, 2006 I heard that old guy talking like the one who always propositions Chris on Family Guy (in my head). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #7 April 7, 2006 LOL. That's exactly what I was thinking when he was talking. Didn't sound like him, though.. that would've been even more creepy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 April 7, 2006 So you get paid $100 and get a blowjob? I'm with Walt, I'd have to get more details. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 April 7, 2006 QuoteSo you get paid $100 and get a blowjob? I'm with Walt, I'd have to get more details. Yeah - Like Teeth - In or Out?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #10 April 7, 2006 QuoteDude, obviously it's a tempting offer. But shit, the guy could be a cop for all I know, and agreeing to something like that could possibly be turned around into a prostitution charge or something. I'm all set.. You can get a free pass on not checking into that further. I couldn't. If I walked away from something like that and word got around here, I'd be lynched! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #11 April 7, 2006 That is exactly what I was thinkingif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 April 8, 2006 shit I would have been all over that if it was true!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #13 April 8, 2006 Alright Corey, you boy toy with a sexy name, you. Post a pic. I wanna see what a potential male whore looks like. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #14 April 8, 2006 Alright, you asked for it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #15 April 8, 2006 The second picture is me wearing an old, HUGE rig. So don't make fun, it was just a funny pic. But damn, look at that package! And I know, I look like I'm 12. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #16 April 8, 2006 Well, just think. You could complete AFF, get your "A", buy a really nice rig and take the summer off to hit the boogie circuit. All for some degrading hummers, and you're not even the hummer, but the hummee. Hey, we all gotta work. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #17 April 8, 2006 Okay, you're a cutie... but I ain't payin' ya. You aren't old enough to have any skill. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #18 April 8, 2006 QuoteOkay, you're a cutie... but I ain't payin' ya. You aren't old enough to have any skill. He at least looks trainable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #19 April 8, 2006 You're too kind.. ok, how about 50% off? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #20 April 8, 2006 QuoteWell, just think. You could complete AFF, get your "A", buy a really nice rig and take the summer off to hit the boogie circuit. All for some degrading hummers, and you're not even the hummer, but the hummee. Hey, we all gotta work. Jesus, guys.. I knew I would get shit on by a couple people but 95% of you think I'm an ass for not going through with it. What is this world coming to. A License and sweet rig does sound mighty tempting, though.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #21 April 8, 2006 The smart ones are all trainable at that age. Quote You're too kind.. ok, how about 50% off? Of course if you were smart you'd be looking for coaching to improve those skills. ________________________________________ "One out of every four American's are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #22 April 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteOkay, you're a cutie... but I ain't payin' ya. You aren't old enough to have any skill. He at least looks trainable I've had some training, and although I don't see myself as anything special, I've been told that I do have some skill. There's always room for more training, though.. how about a threesome? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 April 8, 2006 Can you say Lost Prairie??? I dont know if Kara is coming yet or not though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #24 April 8, 2006 I wouldn't have ever considered going for it... but I'm a chicken shit... so what do I know...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #25 April 8, 2006 QuoteCan you say Lost Prairie??? I dont know if Kara is coming yet or not though I should have my AFF done by then. We can do a 3-way, then do a.. 3-way Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites