piisfish 135 #26 April 10, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't look scared for landing, he scrutates for potential enemies www.pbase.com/image/30130493scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #27 April 10, 2006 Chuck Norris doesn't sleep.He waits."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #28 April 10, 2006 There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #29 April 10, 2006 Heard a story from a close friend Segal got his clock cleaned in a New York Second by an old Navy SEAL on a movie set.I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4WayXena 0 #30 April 10, 2006 QuoteChuck Norris is a wuss........compared to Steven Seagal Chuck Norris - ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR! Steven Segal - meow Steven Segal was choked out once by a 75 year old jiu jitsu master. When awakened Segal had to go change his underwear because he'd shit himself Besides, Chuck Norris' toupe could kick Segal's ass!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #31 April 10, 2006 QuoteWhen awakened Segal had to go change his underwear because he'd shit himself Quote And then Jean-Claude Van Damme finger painted pretty little stick men with the poop. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #32 April 10, 2006 they're using some funny ones on a local radio station: "when god said let there be light, Chuck Norris said "say please" "when chuck norris does push ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down." "the top three leading causes of death are: 1. hear disease. 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer"Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick_Of_It_All 0 #33 April 10, 2006 Chuck Norris is so bad ass his tears cure cancer. To bad he never cries. Never! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #34 May 6, 2006 http://www.funmansion.com/html/Norris-Top-Ten.html chuck norris reading the chuck norris facts. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txhoss 0 #35 May 6, 2006 Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. Chuck won by 5. Have Rig will travel ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
