JENNR8R 0 #1 June 1, 2006 I went to an office bathroom today that used one-ply toilet paper. Why does anyone buy one-ply toilet paper? You have to use twice as much so you're not saving any money. Too often it feels like candy wrappers. It's especially annoying on those holders that won't turn. I don't care how poor I become. I'm only buying two-ply.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #2 June 1, 2006 worse when the paper appears to have been waxed.. waterproof dunny paper? now THERES a fine idea.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #3 June 1, 2006 One time I had to use the bathroom realy badly and didn't check the TP situation out. Turns out there wasn't enough left. ARGH WAT TO DO WHAT TO DO?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #4 June 1, 2006 Grab a furry little animal."I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #5 June 1, 2006 QuoteOne time I had to use the bathroom realy badly and didn't check the TP situation out. Turns out there wasn't enough left. ARGH WAT TO DO WHAT TO DO? what DID you do? holler for help? pretend it didnt happen? use newspaper? go home sick for the day? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #6 June 1, 2006 Trouble with one ply is that your finger can easily go through it. You should try the Yellow Pages as TP. I had to get my ass stitched up afterwards. Its like razors www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian3576 0 #7 June 1, 2006 QuoteOne time I had to use the bathroom realy badly and didn't check the TP situation out. Turns out there wasn't enough left. ARGH WAT TO DO WHAT TO DO? that hapened to me at work once... so i took my sock off, wiped my arse with that, threw it away and walked around with one sock on Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #8 June 1, 2006 Quote that hapened to me at work once... so i took my sock off, wiped my arse with that, threw it away and walked around with one sock on Yet another interesting cultural insight We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #9 June 1, 2006 QuoteOne time I had to use the bathroom realy badly and didn't check the TP situation out. Turns out there wasn't enough left. ARGH WAT TO DO WHAT TO DO? I've used my underwear and gone commando the rest of the day . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #10 June 1, 2006 QuoteTrouble with one ply is that your finger can easily go through it. You should try the Yellow Pages as TP. I had to get my ass stitched up afterwards. Its like razors he he he yeowch.. i used to volunteer with emergency services, we were out in the middle of nowhere evidence searching at a homocide.. Nature called and i got sprung squatting next to the only bush i could find by a TV helicoptor. The arrival of the chopper scared the fuck out of me, i promptly fell back into the bush i was at.. which was covered in thorns. I was picking the bastards out for weeks.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian3576 0 #11 June 1, 2006 i thought about just using my hand to get all the shit off, but decided a sock was best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #12 June 1, 2006 lol you people are most creative.. ill have to remember the sock/underwear thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #13 June 1, 2006 2-ply gets my vote. The only thing the 1 was ever good for was when you T.P.'d someones house in high school. Edited to add: I guess I've always been lucky when stuck in a stall...it's always been like the Seinefeld episode where I could find a "spare square". It never occured to me that someone would have to go for their sock or underwear! "...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #14 June 1, 2006 Quotei thought about just using my hand to get all the shit off, but decided a sock was best I've heard that in some other countries that is exactly what they use their left hand for. And they don't even wash it afterwards. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 June 1, 2006 I believe they lick it clean, according to the special I saw on tv Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian3576 0 #16 June 1, 2006 yes, india and pakistan that's why they shake with their other hands Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 June 1, 2006 QuoteGrab a furry little animal. LOL!!! Or the short little geek in the cube next to yours. Two ply for me babe, my shits are MESSY! In my high school, Edwards AFB, California, we had these little teensie weensie waxed squares of paper, about 3x3 inches, you pulled 'em out like little tissues. What? We were expected to use ONE??? Fuck that! And so we'd wad our hands up w/ tons of em, but shit man, they were WAXED! So when you got to wiping, the papers wouldn't adhere and stay together... You'd end up gettin poo on your hand. It was just awful. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #18 June 1, 2006 Quote i thought about just using my hand to get all the shit off, but decided a sock was best Given the circumstances, I agree with your decision. Don't tell anyone We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #19 June 1, 2006 QuoteI've heard that in some other countries that is exactly what they use their left hand for. And they don't even wash it afterwards. What a load of bullshit. They may be a bit dirty but Im sure as fuck they dont leave shit on their hands. I spent 4 months in India and never met anyone with shit on their hands. There was always a little bowl of water supplied in the toilet to wash your hand in afterwards and the thing is its actually a lot cleaner washing your ass than spreading the shit inbetween your cheeks with loo paper. If you wanna see bad toilet manner s then look here http://crazyshit.com/cnt/pics/9027 VERY NSFW or NSFAA www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 June 1, 2006 QuoteGrab a furry little animal. A bear and a bunny are out in the woods squatting next to each other. The bear asks, "Do you ever have problems with crap sticking to your fur?" "No", the bunny replies. The bear picks up the bunny and wipes his butt with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #21 June 1, 2006 ***Two ply for me babe, my shits are MESSY! __________________________________________________ Well, when you come jump with Walt and me in Salado, bring TP instead of Beer. Make that 2-plyMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #22 June 1, 2006 Why does anyone buy one-ply toilet paper? You have to use twice as much so you're not saving any money. __________________________________________________ Same concept as low-flow toilets. I've heard you have to flush them twice or it DON'T do the job! If you really want to save money, an outhouse is the way to goMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #23 June 1, 2006 We have one of those piece of shit toilets at my work. I swear to god it takes two to three flushes to get TP and the dam toilet seat cover to go down. You would think in a medical office we would have a better toilet. Oh.. Ya, 2-ply is better TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #24 June 1, 2006 QuoteWe have one of those piece of shit toilets at my work. I swear to god it takes two to three flushes to get TP and the dam toilet seat cover to go down. You would think in a medical office we would have a better toilet. Oh.. Ya, 2-ply is better mm and its much worse when you have 20-30 people using the same toilets.. bloackages.. ew! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #25 June 1, 2006 2ply ??? WTH... we have 3ply here... scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
