The funniest sign I've seen in a while . . .

[kelel01 1]

Ahhhhhhhhh, the land of the stupid. Gotta love it.

I was on my way to class this morning, and there was a sign for a barbecue this weekend, on . . .

June 3th.

Yes, June Threeth. AND, it was 2-SIDED!

I'm gonna fix it later.

[airtwardo 6]

June Threeth. AND, it was 2-SIDED TOOTH-SIDED!

(Fix it for ya!)

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[piisfish 136]

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Yes, June Threeth. AND, it was 2-SIDED!

isn't it thirdth (tzthzzththth)

Try and thay it quickly thirteen timeth and you'll thpit all over your keyboard and thcreen.

scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM

[teamjenn1 0]

Time to break out the big red pen!

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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[mfrese 0]

Many, many years ago, I went through a quality training seminar at my old company, after which we were supposed to be training our groups in the quality processes we had just learned. Two of the concepts pushed, of course, were "zero defects" and "DIRTFT" (Do It Right The First Time).

At the end of the course, a Senior Vice President of Engineering made a little speech about how much this would change our corporate goals and objectives, and how our company would be a shining light in the industry, leading by example, yadda yadda yadda. He then handed out our training certificates and shook our hands. I managed not to bust out laughing when I saw the date on my quality, zero defects certificate:

September 22th

Needless to say, they reissued them, but I made a point of keeping that one.

Doctor I ain't gonna die,
Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash

[freefallfreak 0]

Here's a few for ya'... they've probably been posted before but nevertheless....

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

I'm a big fan of my "Free Cat" sign.... I'll attach it if it isn't too huge of a file (no photoshop for me to play with at work.)
Does anyone remember this thing???

http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_5.php

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[freefallfreak 0]

Now, that's funny...(sorry to all you cat lovers out there, lol).

TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[SpeedRacer 1]

Frederick Community College has some of those un-credited adult education courses. One of them is a training program for truck drivers.

It said in the brochure that the classes were to be held at the Truck Driver Training Facility, which they abbreviated TDTF

Speed Racer
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[chaoskitty 0]

This is my favorite road sign:

SPEED CHECKED BY DETECTION DEVICES

What else would they check it with?

[Bolas 5]

On the way to The Farm from Atlanta Georgia. There is a Hardee's with a sign that says

"NOW HIRING MANACERS"
CK, Laura, and I saw another goofy or misspelled sign on the way to Skydive Monroe but I can't remember what it was.

Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[yamtx73 0]

Just remember... when in Florida pay special heed to the signs warning about aligators...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

[flyboyne 1]

Sounds like that person nees to go to class a little more often. By the way what school do you go to?

[kelel01 1]

Idiot State University . . . sometimes known as Kennesaw State.

[Revillusion 0]

Kel, that's funny, but since we're in Georgia let me tell ya what I saw....

No shit ... today I saw a MINI VAN with them spinner wheels on it. And I ain't makin this shit up ....

VIRTUS JUNXIT MORS NON SEPARABIT

[kelel01 1]

That surprises me . . . not at all, really. They's some crazy ass folks in our neck of the woods here.

[sunshine 2]

Not really a funny sign, but when i was in Washington DC a few weeks ago at the National Archives...well there was an EXIT sign so i made my 15yr old nephew bend over so the EXIT sign pointed to his ass. It was funny. I have a picture of it.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[kelel01 1]

That definitely made me giggle.

[flyboyne 1]

I think every college has students like that. I'm saying I ever got good grades but people like that make me feel a little better about myself

[kelel01 1]

Oh, that sign wasn't AT school - it was on the way. I live about 45 minutes off campus.

I wondered why you asked that.

[sunshine 2]

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That definitely made me giggle.

My nephew freakin rocks. I'm so bringing him to a boogie with me sometime.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[kelel01 1]

One recommendation - don't bring him anywhere until he's legal.

[jumpinfarmer 0]

Sunny that made my day