Broke 0 #1 June 2, 2006 You tell them you just got back from a Fire Department Training? It is strange.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 June 2, 2006 hmmmmmm hotsexy firemen g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #3 June 2, 2006 Because we think of hottness, sweat, ash on the face and then we get hot and have to be showered down..Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #4 June 2, 2006 I could not agree more!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #5 June 2, 2006 Just remember what happened to Smokey's wife... every time she got hot, he beat her with a shovel.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 June 2, 2006 Here's a tip bunker gear does wonders for hiding a beer gut Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #7 June 2, 2006 Dude I actually laughed at that one. NiceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #8 June 2, 2006 because we like the whole "filthy sweaty man in uniform in control" fantasy.. (that or we watch FAR too much TV) But hey i had the same reaction from alotta guys when i was a volunteer fire fighter! not sure what fantasies they had.. Backdraft related no doubt lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #9 June 2, 2006 It's weird, of all the photos that my wife has made me dress up for, the one she has on her nightstand is one that she snapped right after a fire with a grungy t-shirt and my face covered in soot....of course, in my case any covering of the face is an improvementI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #10 June 2, 2006 Shows ya can handle a hose! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 June 2, 2006 I think Randy L. wants to be a fire-fighter...........Somebody sprayed him with the firehose when he swooped the pond a couple of weeks ago"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #12 June 2, 2006 Speaking of Randy. I am learning to play Caress me down on my bassDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 June 2, 2006 STOP!!!!!........Friends don't let friends mount large-mouthed fish. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 June 2, 2006 I am refering to a four stringed instrument that sounds awesome when played correctlyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #15 June 2, 2006 Its the same where i work. When i go to get some food i have a mask slung over my shoulder, boiler suit, steel toe caps and filthy dirty. Yet you can see some girls looking 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 June 2, 2006 Must be some kinda S&M whip........."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flying-Wench 0 #17 June 2, 2006 oo yeah boiler suits do it for me.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #18 June 2, 2006 They are sexy beast! Have you seen the Calendar they put out every year for charity? Enough said...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #19 June 2, 2006 QuoteYou tell them you just got back from a Fire Department Training? It is strange. I've read a few women's replies. I think they don't even know how the conspiracy started. see, its like this. years and years ago before civilization was (cough) civilized there had to be some body to protect the safety of others. no body really wanted to do this because that meant possibly sacrificing oneself. the women knew they had priceless bargaining chip so they used it. when a man save the village froma fire that man got laid like he owned the place. b/c this happened more and more men wanted to save people and show a selfless side, even if it was for selfish reasons, like getting laid until you pass out. as the word got out too many people were in the art of saving folks from fires. some creative men started protecting people from wrongs and indecency. thus the police dept. was born. Men were getting liad like crazy. it was like going to feast that you didnt have to pay. eventually there were no fires and nothing to protect against so we had to find a reason to get laid. thus GOV'T was born. with Gov't it was like big business. and that business was sex. it was sex on a large scale. if one man can get laid in a village by helping one person, that many men could get laid in a country by helping many people ..thus WAR was created. but b/c MEN were the traditional fighters of wars and the ones who were getting the "credit" for saving the ways of his village Men were the ones blamed for wars. this could not be more wrong. If women laid the guy who carried the laundry we would live ina completely different society. Women are the cause of all that is evil LOL ( how's that for some davinci code styled bullshit?)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #20 June 2, 2006 The answer is simple: We love the strong & sweaty type I think it's also your way with the hose Come on, baby, light my fire? Some girls like the Backdraft? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 June 2, 2006 QuoteBecause we think of hottness, sweat, ash on the face and then we get hot and have to be showered down.. I was at the Herd Boogie years ago and a bunch of us were standing around the bonfire hanging out. One of the locals was a fireman and he had a few beers in him and started talking about being a fireman. He was embellishing every detail of it and it was pretty funny, but it got hysterical when he started talking about women being turned on by firemen. He was really animated when he said something like this: "Yes, women love the smell of a fireman after a fire. They smell the smoke and they know that is the smell of excitement and danger!!!" (Just then a woman walks up and is standing behind him kind of rolling her eyes back in her head like she's heard this a zillion times. Obviously she was his wife. He had no clue she was there.) "When I come home from a fire, my wife smells that smoke and tells me to rip my fucking clothes off and not even bother with a shower because she wants to fuck me right now!!!!!" Just after he said that he noticed his wife. OMG the look on his face was priceless!!!! He kind of slinked away into the darkness after that. Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 June 2, 2006 Walt you should make use of the, being a former nurse I had to know every inch of the human body. It is not something easly forgottenDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #23 June 2, 2006 I cant belive no one had jumped on this shit yet. I have always said that women are the reason for all our problems. If there were women... why would we need money? We'd just need food and beer and fire. so if theres no need for money, why would there be war? everyone would have beer, and food, and fire. sounds great... although not so appealing. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #24 June 2, 2006 QuoteWalt you should make use of the, being a former nurse I had to know every inch of the human body. It is not something easly forgotten Might work, but somehow the conversation never lasts all that long! "Ewwwwwwww--so YOU'RE that waltappel guy?!!!!! Ewwwwwww!!!!!" Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #25 June 2, 2006 This country was founded on two things. MEAT! AND WAR! - Dennis LeryDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
