OrangeJumper 0 #1 June 2, 2006 I had the best golf game of my life yesterday....I shot an 80. On the back nine, I shot 1 over par!!!!!! One of the guys in my office is a really good golfer and he has been gracious enough to give me some pointers. I know I'm not going to win the Masters anytime soon but I pretty happy about shooting an 80 The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 June 2, 2006 *shakes head* Edit to Add: GOLF IS WANK! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #3 June 2, 2006 Quote*shakes head* Edit to Add: GOLF IS WANK! George Carlin once did a bit about golf... so I hit a tiny little ball with a stick and then go find the ball just to hit it again? WTF is that about? Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 June 2, 2006 Quoteso I hit a tiny little ball with a stick and then go find the ball just to hit it again? WTF is that about? Love it! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #5 June 2, 2006 Quote*shakes head* Edit to Add: GOLF IS WANK! What can I say, I love it. It's the one sport that I don't try to be competitive in. I just play and have fun. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 June 2, 2006 I think the same way about masturbation1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #7 June 2, 2006 QuoteI think the same way about masturbation The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #8 June 2, 2006 Quote I think the same way about masturbation LOL!!!We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 June 2, 2006 Quote I shot an 80 Well done! Even though I don't golf, I understand that's a major milestone to many, many people.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 June 2, 2006 Oh come on, i know you cracked a smile. I was giggling like a little school girl typing it 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #11 June 2, 2006 QuoteOh come on, i know you cracked a smile. I was giggling like a little school girl typing it The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #12 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuote I shot an 80 Well done! Even though I don't golf, I understand that's a major milestone to many, many people. Thank you very much!!!!! Golf fucking rocks!!! I love it. I just started getting into it and I wished I would have started sooner. It's a chill game and I don't have to worry about breaking anything while playing it. Well, other than my clubs The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 June 2, 2006 that's lame. lame like girls farting lame. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 June 2, 2006 Watch out for the lightning though! Or being orange will be the least of your worries1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #15 June 2, 2006 QuoteWatch out for the lightning though! Or being orange will be the least of your worries The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #16 June 2, 2006 Quotethat's lame. lame like girls farting lame. Liz, Liz, Liz The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #17 June 2, 2006 QuoteI had the best golf game of my life yesterday....I shot an 80. On the back nine, I shot 1 over par!!!!!! One of the guys in my office is a really good golfer and he has been gracious enough to give me some pointers. I know I'm not going to win the Masters anytime soon but I pretty happy about shooting an 80 I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hisgoofyness 0 #18 June 2, 2006 Quote George Carlin once did a bit about golf... so I hit a tiny little ball with a stick and then go find the ball just to hit it again? WTF is that about? my favorite of Carlin's about golf: "Golf... it's like watching flies fuck!" I had never seen that bit until my wife showed it to me... I thought it was funny as hell... Even though I do enjoy playing golf myself. My best solo round is in the high 90's. At our company select shot tournament, my team shot 12 under this year. Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #19 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuote George Carlin once did a bit about golf... so I hit a tiny little ball with a stick and then go find the ball just to hit it again? WTF is that about? my favorite of Carlin's about golf: "Golf... it's like watching flies fuck!" I had never seen that bit until my wife showed it to me... I thought it was funny as hell... Even though I do enjoy playing golf myself. My best solo round is in the high 90's. At our company select shot tournament, my team shot 12 under this year. Nothing wrong with shooting in the 90's. Shit, I'm happy when I do that. I should have played the lottery yesterday because I was hitting some amazing shots. The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteso I hit a tiny little ball with a stick and then go find the ball just to hit it again? WTF is that about? Love it! I say pick it the fuck up - you're lucky you found it in the first place!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #21 June 2, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteso I hit a tiny little ball with a stick and then go find the ball just to hit it again? WTF is that about? Love it! I say pick it the fuck up - you're lucky you found it in the first place! No shit The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
