ACMESkydiver 0 #1 May 27, 2005 ...feel free to begin here. I miss my job. Specifically I miss people bowing down and kissing my feet. I miss being treated like the amazingly brilliant Goddess that I am. Most of all I think I miss the ultimate power, control, and complete domination. So go ahead and submit, my minions...DZ.com shall be my new realm of play-toys. Mommy's back. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #2 May 27, 2005 I thought the thread was about ass.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 May 27, 2005 QuoteI thought the thread was about ass.... It is. Kissing it. My favorite thing in the world...-well, getting it kissed anyways. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #4 May 27, 2005 Whats in it for me??? "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 May 27, 2005 QuoteWhats in it for me??? You may have the privilege of being anongst my many minions. Now run along and play until I have a need for you.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 May 27, 2005 You want that in the middle of the boulevard or on the courthouse steps? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 May 27, 2005 QuoteYou want that in the middle of the boulevard or on the courthouse steps? Chuck Anywhere in full public view will do nicely. As long as it's terribly ego-stroking for me, and horribly humiliating for you. It's good to be the king queen. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #8 May 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhats in it for me??? You may have the privilege of being anongst my many minions. Now run along and play until I have a need for you. YeeeeSSSss Ma'aM!! Just give all the details of your needs to my secretary, and feel free to leave a message after the beep... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravityizsexy 0 #9 May 27, 2005 QuoteYou want that in the middle of the boulevard or on the courthouse steps? Chuck LOL!!! Are you talking about that west virginian law or somewhere.... or am I not on the right track, cause that one put me on the floor.... "'Someday is not a day in my week'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #10 May 27, 2005 Why do women Love a Man that Kisses Ass??? They can turn around real quick!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 May 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteYou want that in the middle of the boulevard or on the courthouse steps? Chuck Anywhere in full public view will do nicely. As long as it's terribly ego-stroking for me, and horribly humiliating for you. It's good to be the king queen. _______________________________ Hell, I don't care. You're the queen. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #12 May 27, 2005 QuoteWhy do women Love a Man that Kisses Ass??? They can turn around real quick!! Hell yeah... Time for an avatar change...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 May 27, 2005 I don't know about W. Va. law. I heard a waitress tell her boss that in a beer joint in Amarillo. Seemed to fit here so, I used it. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #14 May 27, 2005 I have to go to class then get an hour long massage (because I need to feel worshipped). Continue with your ass-kissing here. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 May 27, 2005 QuoteI have to go to class then get an hour long massage (because I need to feel worshipped). Continue with your ass-kissing here. ____________________________ Well! Isn't that special! Shall I peel you a grape? Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 May 27, 2005 QuoteQuoteWhy do women Love a Man that Kisses Ass??? They can turn around real quick!! Hell yeah... Lier!!! Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 May 27, 2005 Come on Jaye... you know I just dont nave the requisite ass kissing skills..... otherwise I could jump a lot closer to my house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 May 27, 2005 QuoteCome on Jaye... you know I just dont nave the requisite ass kissing skills..... otherwise I could jump a lot closer to my house. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 May 27, 2005 QuoteWell! Isn't that special! Shall I peel you a grape? ...and I need it sliced ever-so-thin, but not so thin so as to diminish the delicate flavor of each morsel.~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #20 May 27, 2005 picky, picky, picky....gets Ginsu knife(slice, slice, slice)Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 May 28, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWhy do women Love a Man that Kisses Ass??? They can turn around real quick!! Hell yeah... Lier!!! Wha-whaaaa? Are you doubting us women? Go ahead and kiss your girlfriend's ass and see how fast she can spin around...'specially if she's nekkid! (Icon I don't think you got that joke entirely...)~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #22 June 4, 2006 I was just wondering if Icon ever figured out what we were taking about... I still want some ass-kissers. I wonder how much they'd cost to rent per hour? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 June 4, 2006 QuoteI was just wondering if Icon ever figured out what we were taking about... I still want some ass-kissers. I wonder how much they'd cost to rent per hour? I'll kiss your ass any time, girl. You'll have to get up on a chair though, cuz I'm lazy."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 June 4, 2006 QuoteI was just wondering if Icon ever figured out what we were taking about... I still want some ass-kissers. I wonder how much they'd cost to rent per hour? Quite a bit. With you it would be an all day job."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #25 June 4, 2006 QuoteQuoteI was just wondering if Icon ever figured out what we were taking about... I still want some ass-kissers. I wonder how much they'd cost to rent per hour? Quite a bit. With you it would be an all day job. You're goin' down, Stitch! You are so damn lucky that my ultimate power and domination do not extend to dropzone.com!!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
