RhondaLea 3 #1 May 31, 2006 At first she said, "You didn't post it, did you?" And I said, "I thought about it, because everyone needs a laugh, but then I didn't want to embarrass you." Knowing how things are right now, however, she has agreed to sacrifice herself on the altar of self-humiliation for your enjoyment. Shannon would have laughed her ass off. That's the real reason. As everyone knows, I came home in March. I'm living in my grandmother's house, as Beck has been for the past couple of years. My grandmother is senile, and my 67-year old, born-again mother comes over five or six times a day to feed her and check on her. So last night, Beck had a "friend" over. And they got a little tanked. Innocent old me walked down the stairs this morning and as I started through the foyer into the kitchen, I looked into the living room. The first think I saw was Beck on the couch. She was wearing a shirt. That's all. A shirt. The next thing I saw, prone on the floor, within stepping distance of my foot was a butt. A male butt. At least it wasn't an ugly male butt. That would've been too much. The bad news is that I got up late this morning (8 am) and my mother had already been over to check on my grandmother. I woke Beck up (she doesn't remember this--did I mention they killed a rather large bottle of Captain Morgan?), and I went on to make my morning coffee. Later, my mother came upstairs, and she said, "You'll never guess what I saw this morning...." She was laughing, but when she started to get to the punchline, I said, "I saw. I woke Beck up." My mother said, "I'm not going to say anything to her, but I thought about going in there and giving them both a swat to the butt." Beck is now trying to figure out if she's ever going to be able to look her Nannie in the eye again. And her current conversation with me goes like this: "I hate you." "I didn't do anything." "I don't care, I hate you." I don't think I've ever seen her blush so red. My mother is still having a private chuckle imagining how things would have been had my grandmother gotten the "night wanders" last night. And I'm trying to decide on the most effective eye-bleaching technique. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #2 May 31, 2006 Hahaha, awesome. I too feel the pain of having no privacy in these situations. Damn I need my own space. I gotta say I've never been caught like that though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #3 May 31, 2006 OMG! I'm in a little library trying my damnedest not to make ruckus w/ laughter! stifling it is making it worse! BAHAHAH! Oh Beck, thanks for the self-efacing sacrifice! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #4 May 31, 2006 No pics never happenedDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #5 May 31, 2006 QuoteNo pics never happened Hey... There are enough naked man-ass pics on this site. We dont need anymore manporn... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 May 31, 2006 I am talking about beck duhDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #7 May 31, 2006 QuoteNo pics never happened Damn! I didn't even think. What a dumbass I am. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 May 31, 2006 MMMMMMMMMMM............Captain Morgan. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #9 May 31, 2006 Ahhhh...so captain morgan is the magic ingredient? When did you say she was coming to VA? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #10 May 31, 2006 It is never too late to colect blackmail photosDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #11 May 31, 2006 Did you draw those Captain Morgan moustaches on them while they were sleeping? -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #12 May 31, 2006 QuoteAhhhh...so captain morgan is the magic ingredient? When did you say she was coming to VA? Just wait until yours get big, daddy. My mother also said, "I'm so glad your father doesn't get up early." Me too. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 26 #13 May 31, 2006 QuoteI am talking about beck duh lol.. yeah... asking mothers for nakid pics of their daughters always works... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #14 May 31, 2006 Whats nakid mean??...........Is that a Canadian word. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 May 31, 2006 I think it is the british spelling of NekkedDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 May 31, 2006 Nah.......He's probably been standing out in the Arizona Sun too long. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #17 May 31, 2006 Yeah but it's a dry heat. I miss ArizonaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 May 31, 2006 So you're saying a certain moderator's cranium is dehydrated. ...........You got a lot of nerve."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDane 0 #19 May 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo pics never happened Hey... There are enough naked man-ass pics on this site. We dont need anymore manporn... Speak for yourself, will ya? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #20 May 31, 2006 QuoteThere are enough naked man-ass pics on this site. We dont need anymore manporn... Yes we do..... friggin mods always trying to take all the fun out of this..... Especially you Remtard.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
darnknit 0 #21 May 31, 2006 QuoteAt first she said, "You didn't post it, did you?" And I said, "I thought about it, because everyone needs a laugh, but then I didn't want to embarrass you." Knowing how things are right now, however, she has agreed to sacrifice herself on the altar of self-humiliation for your enjoyment. Shannon would have laughed her ass off. That's the real reason. so, you are posting this for the sake of those of us who are grieving? that is very nice. thank you. pulling is cool. keep it in the skin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #22 May 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo pics never happened Damn! I didn't even think. What a dumbass I am. OK so you didn't think of it, but does your daughter know you didn't Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 3 #23 May 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteNo pics never happened Damn! I didn't even think. What a dumbass I am. OK so you didn't think of it, but does your daughter know you didn't Unfortunately, she read the thread before she went to work. I blew it. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #24 May 31, 2006 Quote I blew it. is that right? Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 May 31, 2006 The real question is - Is Beck Rhondalea's alter ego?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
