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it's hot today. i'm wearing skimpy running shorts and nuttin else. no pockets. (but i'm a fat bastard, you don't want pics. trust me.)



I think you should leave that decision up to the fine people of the Bonfire...start a poll! ;)



My vote is for no pics!!!!

I second that!!!!

Walt



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it's hot today. i'm wearing skimpy running shorts and nuttin else. no pockets. (but i'm a fat bastard, you don't want pics. trust me.)



I think you should leave that decision up to the fine people of the Bonfire...start a poll! ;)



NNNNNOOOOOOOO

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!



this man is an MIT edumacated Rock scientist for god sakes. listen to him. he speaks the truth.

No Poll. And for once, listen to Walt too... NO PICS!!!

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Left: digital camera
Right: change, pen drive, cell phone(fucking holster broke yesterday)
Right watch pocket: work keys
Left rear: wallet
Right rear: car key

And up my sleeve: that's a secret
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Left: digital camera
Right: change, pen drive, cell phone(fucking holster broke yesterday)
Right watch pocket: work keys
Left rear: wallet
Right rear: car key

And up my sleeve: that's a secret



dude, you are gonna need one of those key holders on a retractable chain thingey just to make room for more stuff. B|

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Just a guess... you're left handed?



Nope, not left handed. Wanna make another guess?

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dude, you are gonna need one of those key holders on a retractable chain thingey just to make room for more stuff. Cool



That's nothing. I have a Leatherman, MagLite, pen, laser pointer and voltage tick tracer in a pouch on my belt. I also wear a safety vest with lotsa pockets full of stuff: Folding rule, log book, ear plugs, water bottle, ID badge and business cards. Batman with his batbelt has nothing on me. B|
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Just a guess... you're left handed?



Nope, not left handed. Wanna make another guess?

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dude, you are gonna need one of those key holders on a retractable chain thingey just to make room for more stuff. Cool



That's nothing. I have a Leatherman, MagLite, pen, laser pointer and voltage tick tracer in a pouch on my belt. I also wear a safety vest with lotsa pockets full of stuff: Folding rule, log book, ear plugs, water bottle, ID badge and business cards. Batman with his batbelt has nothing on me. B|



NERD ALERT!

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And Chris. And...

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Blistex.

Attached to the pockets I also have a BlackBerry and an ID badge/building access card. But they're not really *in* my pocket per se.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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Just a guess... you're left handed?



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dude, you are gonna need one of those key holders on a retractable chain thingey just to make room for more stuff. Cool



That's nothing. I have a Leatherman, MagLite, pen, laser pointer and voltage tick tracer in a pouch on my belt. I also wear a safety vest with lotsa pockets full of stuff: Folding rule, log book, ear plugs, water bottle, ID badge and business cards. Batman with his batbelt has nothing on me. B|



McGyver could accomplish all of that with a pack of chewing gum, a paper clip, and an unsharpened pencil.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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McGyver could accomplish all of that with a pack of chewing gum, a paper clip, and an unsharpened pencil.



Maybe, but he had writers doing the research to figure that shit out and stylists and make up artists to make him look good doing it. I gots it all covered all by myself.B|

But the real question is, can he give a massage?:ph34r:
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That's nothing. I have a Leatherman, MagLite, pen, laser pointer and voltage tick tracer in a pouch on my belt. I also wear a safety vest with lotsa pockets full of stuff: Folding rule, log book, ear plugs, water bottle, ID badge and business cards. Batman with his batbelt has nothing on me. B|



Whatever you say......."Mistare Bond" ;)

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But the real question is, can he give a massage?:ph34r:



I guess I'll find out this weekend. :D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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well if i said a bundle of rubbers you woul get the totaly wrong idea:)


shouts"Honey where did i put the viagra!!:):$:D:D



I thought about adding a "rubbers" comment, then thought about talkin about "gum-bands" but thought that was to esoteric... :D

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And Chris. And...

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Lessee here... :S ... 1 piece of grey lint.. 1 marble, 2 small rocks, a paperclip, 1 photo card, and 2 staples.. (How the heck did those get in there?) :S

oh... and in my back pocket, I think its a old photo of a naked body builder ...:S It's kind of wrinkled and dirty so I can't tell all that well. :)
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