guppie01 0 #1 September 8, 2006 I was a man.... No hormonal swings, no menstral cramps, no giving birth, no corporate ceiling, pee standing up, farting and burbing are semi acceptable... etc. etc. you? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plowdirt 0 #2 September 8, 2006 Ahh Honey I feel for you, but didn't you know that we deal with all those roller coaster rides too. Somtimes I wish I were a woman. Free drinks. free drinks, FREE DRINKS.ETC ETC ETC And you have your own forum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #3 September 8, 2006 Gotta say I'm glad I'm a man. But I sure like the way women look and smell. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #4 September 8, 2006 I just want to know what a blow job feels like Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 September 8, 2006 QuoteI just want to know what a blow job feels likeso do I... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 September 8, 2006 Totally, and what does it feel like inside a woman???? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #7 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteI just want to know what a blow job feels likeso do I... Well I can help you with that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #8 September 8, 2006 You're crazy. I like you. But, you're crazy. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 September 8, 2006 I wonder that, too! Maybe someday technology will allow us to know what that feels like. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #10 September 8, 2006 QuoteI wonder that, too! Maybe someday technology will allow us to know what that feels like. Whew~ I'm so glad I'm not the only one... Not one man has come close to being able to explain it either~ But the look on a guys face when he first inserts it... I want that look! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #11 September 8, 2006 Me, too! Or I guess right now, I'd settle for seeing that look. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 September 8, 2006 QuoteTotally, and what does it feel like inside a woman???? It depends on the woman. The better her muscle control, the better it feels...up to and including a sensation of being "milked." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #13 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteTotally, and what does it feel like inside a woman???? It depends on the woman. The better her muscle control, the better it feels...up to and including a sensation of being "milked." Blues, Dave Thanks Dave! Is it similar to like when you put your tongue in someones mouth and the other tongue wraps around it.... soft, warm, moist, tight??? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 September 8, 2006 QuoteIs it similar to like when you put your tongue in someones mouth and the other tongue wraps around it.... soft, warm, moist, tight??? Similar, but different. Otherwise, we'd only want one or the other. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #15 September 8, 2006 QuoteWell I can help you with that hehe... i supose you could at that... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #16 September 8, 2006 Quotesoft, warm, moist, tight??? Can you say that again...in a softer, kinda breathy voice? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 September 8, 2006 Ummm..... were you asking him to say that or her? (you replied to his message....) Not that there's anything wrong with it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 September 8, 2006 QuoteUmmm..... were you asking him to say that or her? (you replied to his message....) Not that there's anything wrong with it. HER! HER! HER! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteUmmm..... were you asking him to say that or her? (you replied to his message....) Not that there's anything wrong with it. HER! HER! HER! Blues, Dave DAYUUUUUM what did I miss~!? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #20 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteUmmm..... were you asking him to say that or her? (you replied to his message....) Not that there's anything wrong with it. HER! HER! HER! Blues, Dave DAYUUUUUM what did I miss~!? gOooh I think was about me... I wonder what it said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #21 September 8, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteUmmm..... were you asking him to say that or her? (you replied to his message....) Not that there's anything wrong with it. HER! HER! HER! Blues, Dave DAYUUUUUM what did I miss~!? gOooh I think was about me... I wonder what it said. ****HUG****!!!!!!!!!!!! Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Balls 0 #22 September 9, 2006 Man, I'm glad I'm a man. (Bob and Tom song) Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my turn signal, I understand sports Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't go through a phase every 28 days Man, I'm glad I'm a man I pay cash at the grocery, no checks or coupons Don't take a lot of friends when I go the the john I don't throw a fit when I break a nail I don't buy a lot of shoes just because they're on sale I don't apply makeup in my rear-view mirror I don't think of Bambi when I'm out hunting deer I drink beer from a bottle, not from a glass I don't ask my friends about the size of my ass I don't spend two hours getting ready for a date I don't play with dolls unless they inflate When someone asks me my age, I never lie After sex in bed, my spot's always dry I don't read about orgasms in Vogue magazines I don't mind if my dates try to get in my jeans I don't spend a fortune on French lingerie This is the same underwear I wore yesterday Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I don't take a pill, I don't use Massengill Man, I'm glad I'm a man Man, I'm glad I'm a man, man Tell you the reason I am I find Michael Bolton completely revoltin' Man, I'm glad I'm a man---------------------------------------- ....so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
