Are you going to hell?

[SmilingPhoenix 0]

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Prefer not to. Do I have any say in the matter?

Not that I know of . . .

When I am in front of St. Peter do I get representation by some legal aid guy or can I request Johnny Cochrane?

Dude, if he doesn't go to hell, I don't want to go to heaven!

Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure!

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When I am in front of St. Peter do I get representation by some legal aid guy or can I request Johnny Cochrane?

Good luck finding a lawyer in heaven.

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How ugly must you be to need to tie down your blow up doll

When the hooker says, "Not on the first date."

[Lindsey 0]

I don't think I'll prob'ly ever go to Hell, but I went to Purgatory one year...years ago. Now that we're making plans for another ski trip, I'm thinking that some day we might have to go back to Purgatory. This year's gonna be Breckenridge though....

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A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail

[Snowwhite 0]

Years ago when I met Streaker, I figured that I needed to hook up with him, because he was definitely going to hell, and if he was gonna go, I wanna go with him, cuz he's gonna be LOTS of fun on the way there. And I was right!

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[ACMESkydiver 0]

"Eh? What's that, Father?"

Hmmm...Father says He can save me...but He's pretty sure you're all focked.

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[kbordson 8]

ok... I din't read all the other responses... so

But... YUP.... Second LEVEL. My own personal wind tunnel!! WOO HOO!

[SpeedRacer 1]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just bought out hell.

I converted it into a Vertical Wind Tunnel.

Only the
whuffos will be damned.

Speed Racer
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[Jayruss 0]

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. . . and if so, Why?

yeah, its the anal sex . . . if hell is the cost, it might be worth it

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[sweetmoose 0]

I don't believe in hell, so no, but let's take a look at the options.

If there is no God, (or devil) then no I wont be going to hell.

If there is a God in the sense of a specific religion being correct in what god wants us to do on earth, then probably will be going to hell.

If there is a God, but no religion is correct and he is truly an all loving being who created me, then no, cause that god wouldn't allow a place like hell to exist.

We die only once, but for such a very long time.

I'll believe in ghosts when I catch one in my teeth.

[popsjumper 2]

What? Are you telling me I might have to go back?

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[turtlespeed 212]

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. . . and if so, Why?

yeah, its the anal sex . . . if hell is the cost, it might be worth it

Damn - Doesn't that hurt?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What? Are you telling me I might have to go back?

Oh, c'mon... how bad can Jacksonville be?

[turtlespeed 212]

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What? Are you telling me I might have to go back?

I know it was cold, but that will change - Florida can't get in that many bowl games . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ExAFO 0]

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. . . and if so, Why?

I'm going to Heck. It's not as severe as Hell, but not as cush as Heaven.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.