stitch 0 #1 January 11, 2007 Presenting the new ultra-politically correct Bonfire. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazelos 0 #2 January 11, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZR3D4OjJeE He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #3 January 11, 2007 I'm offended...your're attacking my religous beliefs and southern baptist upbringing. God I crack myself up.... Can I pick another song??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 January 11, 2007 Mine is the ABC song. Listen to it a couple of times and you may just be inspired to spell your thread title correctly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #5 January 11, 2007 My apologies."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #6 January 11, 2007 You had me really confused there for a second. I thought, "apologies? What the hell is wrong, you're supposed to be a dick right back!" Then I realized it's the new politically correct bonfire. Well played, sir. Well played. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #7 January 11, 2007 My Favorite Inspirational Song?? Its Hard out here for a Pimp!! You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin) When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin) For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (you ain't knowin) Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin) In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets Gotta couple hoes workin on the changes for me But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right Done seen people killed, done seen people deal Done seen people live in poverty with no meals It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday Niggaz hatin on me cause I got, hoes on the tray But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder North Memphis where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound Where niggaz all the time end up lost and never found Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too You pay the right price and they'll both do you That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah (Brings a Tear to my eye everytime I hear it) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 January 11, 2007 Repent brother. There is still time to become wholsome and boring. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 January 11, 2007 QuoteMy apologies. Since this is the new, politically correct bonfire, all spellings are acceptable. All we care about is that you try your best. Who is to say that stitch's alternate spellings of inspirational are wrong? We embrace diversity, so we accept insparational and insperational as equally valid spellings of the word."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 January 11, 2007 There is love( Ok I'm lying, but isn't it sweet?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #11 January 11, 2007 Nothing compares to The Barney Song: I love you, you love me We're a happy family, With a great big kiss and a hug from me to you, Won't you say you love me too If we all lived the words of this song everyday, the world would be a much better place(and I'm going to go try to keep from throwing up now)Mrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 January 11, 2007 Here's a hug .. and I'll race ya to the toilet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #13 January 11, 2007 QuoteQuoteMy apologies. Since this is the new, politically correct bonfire, all spellings are acceptable. All we care about is that you try your best. Who is to say that stitch's alternate spellings of inspirational are wrong? We embrace diversity, so we accept insparational and insperational as equally valid spellings of the word. ___________________________________ No winners... no losers... no anger and no trophies. I don't like it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #14 January 11, 2007 You forgot one of the best ones: I'll fly away, O Glory, I'll fly away. When I die, Hallelujah, bye and bye, I'll fly away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 January 11, 2007 'Just A Closer Walk With Thee' Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 January 11, 2007 Amazing Grace. But I was soooooo tempted to post something else, but I'm not interested in going to hell. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #17 January 11, 2007 QuoteYou forgot one of the best ones: I'll fly away, O Glory, I'll fly away. When I die, Hallelujah, bye and bye, I'll fly away... I put that on my first tandem video. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 January 11, 2007 I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus.. Wanna feel his salvation all over my face... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #19 January 11, 2007 Because I Got High - Afro Man StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #20 January 11, 2007 "Drop Kick Me Jesus" (yes this is a real song) QuoteSong from Bobby Bare Greatest Hits, Bareworks Inc. Words and music by Paul Craft. CD, BWCD-040292 Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am Make me a piece in your master game plan Free from the earthly tempestion below I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door All the departed dear loved ones of mine Stick’em up front in the offensive line. Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life. Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life End over end neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 January 11, 2007 Father Abraham had many sons... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #22 January 11, 2007 Don't worry about a thing every little thing is gonna be allrightDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #23 January 11, 2007 How, could I forget 'Drop-Kick Me Jesus'! That song is the best! It's been a looooong time since I've heard it, too! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #24 January 11, 2007 Hide the Hamster by the Dayglo Abortions. QuoteWell Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster They dance around on the dance floor From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail The hamsters last abut five minutes And their death throes bring the dancers They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #25 January 11, 2007 QuotePresenting the new ultra-politically correct Bonfire. Conviction of the Heart by Kenny Loggins._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
