skinnyshrek 0 #1 January 7, 2007 Well today, Brandy deceided to take the dog out. Whilst riding the bike she came off needing 9 staples in her head due to not wearing a helmet. That's not the fucked up part. The fucked up part is i had to miss a day of jumping because of this That selfish biatch. Believe me, there's nothing more awakening seeing your wife come in the door with blood all over her. Anyway kids, make sure you buy a helmet when ridinghttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #2 January 7, 2007 And you jump from a plane ! Always were your helmet! Good post ... oh ya... FUCKER!!!!!!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 January 7, 2007 Awww, poor Brandy. Hope she heals fast."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #4 January 7, 2007 What an inconsiderate bitch. Why in the hell did you marry her? She couldn't peddle her ass to the emergency room?“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #5 January 7, 2007 QuoteAnd you jump from a plane ! Always were your helmet! Good post ... oh ya... FUCKER!!!!!! I told her wear her full face helmet but no so i had to sit at the Drs office for about 3 hrs while they did x-rays and that. I was about 5 minutes from heading to deland when she came in.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #6 January 7, 2007 QuoteWhat an inconsiderate bitch. Why in the hell did you marry her? She couldn't peddle her ass to the emergency room? My thoughts thank you and i thought i was being an ass thinking like that..Let me go in there and hit her with a frying pan.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #7 January 7, 2007 Don't you have a staple gun at home? Cheaper, and much faster! Heal fast, Brandy!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 January 7, 2007 The bitch couldn't have done this 3 years ago so I would have learned a lesson. Selfish, selfish, selfish! The goodness in my heart though wishes her a speedy recovery. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #9 January 7, 2007 I know , man i should of just called an ambulnace and headed to deland. farm weather was a little unpredictable When we got to the drs i told them she burned my dinner thats why she has the scar. they looked at my funny until i told them i was messing. Then i went to take a piss in the toilets and they had posters on battered wifves all of the place. Glad they got my sick humourhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #10 January 7, 2007 QuoteGlad they got my sick humour hehe...if only it was Brandy posting this thread about why it was you were in jail for the evening! "Officer, I SWEAR I was just kidding!"Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 January 7, 2007 Bicycling is so dangerous. If she had only been skydiving, none of this would have happened. When are people going to stop these life-threatening activities? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #12 January 7, 2007 QuoteThen i went to take a piss in the toilets and they had posters on battered wifves all of the place. Glad they got my sick humour They were just pretending. Expect a knock on the door sometime soon. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #13 January 7, 2007 I spent the night in jail for twatting some obnoxious american he deserved it .http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 January 7, 2007 QuoteI spent the night in jail for twatting some obnoxious american he deserved it . Was it Clay? Because if it was, I don't see a jury convicting you. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #15 January 7, 2007 No it was some big fat dude in DC. no more fighting for me community service sucks big timehttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #16 January 7, 2007 QuoteNo it was some big fat dude in DC. no more fighting for me community service sucks big time I didn't know blowing the DC mayor was considered community service. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #17 January 7, 2007 it wasnt i blew him to get out of a ticket..http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 January 7, 2007 Quoteit wasnt i blew him to get out of a ticket.. Oh...well, I guess whatever it takes. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #19 January 7, 2007 thanbk god the mayor is a swedish 21 yr old chickhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #20 January 7, 2007 Quotethanbk god the mayor is a swedish 21 yr old chick That musta been one hell of a set of beer goggles you had on!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #21 January 7, 2007 Damn good turn on this post. I trust the wife is okay? Heal fast and DON'T enjoy the FL weather at all.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #22 January 7, 2007 shes sleeping at the moment hope she wakes uphttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 January 7, 2007 Karma is a bitch. Thats what you get for taunting me. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 January 7, 2007 Glad she is okWhilst she is still concussed, get her to post those goofy boobie picsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #25 January 7, 2007 i will post them for you no prob she loves her nipples.....shes asleep right now would it be wrong to take the rebel in there and flash awayhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
