marcandalysse 0 #26 February 14, 2007 QuoteElephants Gerald Methinks Bill is hanging out in the muff trailer tonite! I'll have what you're having, bro! "The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly." --GK Chesterton Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #27 February 14, 2007 Quote An elephant walks into a bar and starts to sit on the stool, but hops right up. The bartender says, "What can I get for you?" The elephant says, "Give me a pitcher of your best beer - and some Vaseline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #28 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteElephants Gerald Methinks Bill is hanging out in the muff trailer tonite! I'll have what you're having, bro! I don't have any original jokes, I just remember everyone elses really well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #29 February 14, 2007 .... and while everyone is gawking, Kelly downs their drinks. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lawrocket 3 #30 February 14, 2007 Okay, one more: An elephant walks into a bar. A patron says, "Aren't you supposed to be pink?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #31 February 14, 2007 ...and says" I just flew in from Disney Land and boy are my ears tired." "Hey if i get too drunk, just tie my tail in a knot so i don't slip under the door when i fall off this stool." (eveyone looks at me like i know how to talk. WTF over?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #32 February 14, 2007 QuoteI took the picture, you guys finish the joke. And he says, "Hi, have you sen three little blue people and a walking tree?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #33 February 14, 2007 Ok, Stitch wins for "best true story". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #34 February 14, 2007 Does anybody think this picture is too dark??? Can't see a damn thing in the left half of it... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #35 February 14, 2007 QuoteOk, Stitch wins for "best true story". He loses for constant use of "ya know". ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #36 February 14, 2007 Are you blind AND deaf? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #37 February 14, 2007 That picture really is dark where I said... it could be my computer. Almost every picture taken with my digital camera comes out darker on the computer after uploading. Don't know what the fuck the deal is. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #38 February 14, 2007 I was just fuckin' witch you, foo'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #39 February 14, 2007 Then go get me a beer beotch!! just fookin' with ya too! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites pds 0 #40 February 15, 2007 So an elephant walks into a west end pub with his wife, the pregnant rhinocerous, and order a couple extra dirty martinis, kettle one, straight with blue cheese olives. The bartender asks 'what's the occasion, guv?' The elephant replies 'we're 'aving a baby and are deciding on a name. Any ideas?' The barkeep pauses for a moment and replies 'Ell if i know?' --------------------------------------- no bar. why do elephants have flat feet? from jumping out of trees of course!namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #41 February 15, 2007 Excellent work. But should a pregnant elephant really be drinking? Now go make me a Ketel One martini. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites agm 0 #42 February 15, 2007 QuoteSo an elephant walks into a bar and says...roll tide! then the War Eagle put him on his trunk again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
happythoughts 0 #28 February 14, 2007 QuoteQuoteElephants Gerald Methinks Bill is hanging out in the muff trailer tonite! I'll have what you're having, bro! I don't have any original jokes, I just remember everyone elses really well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #29 February 14, 2007 .... and while everyone is gawking, Kelly downs their drinks. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #30 February 14, 2007 Okay, one more: An elephant walks into a bar. A patron says, "Aren't you supposed to be pink?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #31 February 14, 2007 ...and says" I just flew in from Disney Land and boy are my ears tired." "Hey if i get too drunk, just tie my tail in a knot so i don't slip under the door when i fall off this stool." (eveyone looks at me like i know how to talk. WTF over?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #32 February 14, 2007 QuoteI took the picture, you guys finish the joke. And he says, "Hi, have you sen three little blue people and a walking tree?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #33 February 14, 2007 Ok, Stitch wins for "best true story". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 February 14, 2007 Does anybody think this picture is too dark??? Can't see a damn thing in the left half of it... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #35 February 14, 2007 QuoteOk, Stitch wins for "best true story". He loses for constant use of "ya know". ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #36 February 14, 2007 Are you blind AND deaf? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #37 February 14, 2007 That picture really is dark where I said... it could be my computer. Almost every picture taken with my digital camera comes out darker on the computer after uploading. Don't know what the fuck the deal is. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #38 February 14, 2007 I was just fuckin' witch you, foo'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 February 14, 2007 Then go get me a beer beotch!! just fookin' with ya too! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #40 February 15, 2007 So an elephant walks into a west end pub with his wife, the pregnant rhinocerous, and order a couple extra dirty martinis, kettle one, straight with blue cheese olives. The bartender asks 'what's the occasion, guv?' The elephant replies 'we're 'aving a baby and are deciding on a name. Any ideas?' The barkeep pauses for a moment and replies 'Ell if i know?' --------------------------------------- no bar. why do elephants have flat feet? from jumping out of trees of course!namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #41 February 15, 2007 Excellent work. But should a pregnant elephant really be drinking? Now go make me a Ketel One martini. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agm 0 #42 February 15, 2007 QuoteSo an elephant walks into a bar and says...roll tide! then the War Eagle put him on his trunk again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
